UPTIGHT PEOPLE

 

…need to die. This world has enough pollution without these morons around. What do I mean by uptight? Oh, there are many variations.

 

(1)   THE RIDICULOUS HOMOPHOBE: Mostly among men, this is just retardation to the Nth degree. This is the kind of pudwhack that thinks if one dude admits another man is handsome, that you may as well be on all fours getting a flesh enema from Rambone. What’s the big fucking deal? I see Brad Pitt…I admit he is handsome. It doesn’t mean I dream about being his bitch. Personally I think what these homophobic pricks need is a good hard fuck in the ass. At least that’d loosen them up in one way.

 

(2)   RELIGION PEOPLE: Oh, man, there are worlds upon worlds of uptight to be found coiled up inside the skulls of these freaks. These are people who absolutely cannot tolerate the fact that, somewhere out there, someone doesn’t believe in the same supreme being they do! I remember a confrontation I had with one of these dipshits. Not knowing he was a dick, I let it slip that I wasn’t sure if I really believed in God. He spit out his soda and screamed, “What?” Jerry Lewis-style, leaving my ears ringing for days. Then he grabbed me by my shirt (I kid you not) and, while ruthlessly shaking me, bellowed, “You HAVE to believe in God! YOU HAVE TO!” No…what I HAVE to do is bring a machete the next time I see you so you think twice about touching me again, bastard!

 

(3)   PEOPLE WHO CANNOT TELL A SENSE OF HUMOR FROM THEIR ASS: Humorless people suck. They should all be shot. I believe you need a sense of humor (sometimes maybe even a sick one) to survive in this world, and if you don’t have the ability to laugh at things…especially yourself…you might as well be dead. Sometimes it’s not that people don’t have a sense of humor…it’s just that they’re too STUPID to realize that something they are hearing/seeing/reading is supposed to be funny. Just check out www.realulitmatepower.net as an example. First, read some of the page’s content. Now, anyone with half a brain would realize this guy isn’t serious. It’s all a joke (his little screenplays had me rolling and crying with laughter for days). Next, read the hate mail. Can you believe this guy even gets hate mail, let alone ones with such vicious content? If we lived in a world with no stupid people, he’d get no hate mail. Stupid people must die!

 

Ah, what a great way to lead into the next topic…