A-D-D SHOULD BE SPELLED F-A-D

This is just some bullshit PC psychobabble that means nothing. Actually, wait a sec…it does have a meaning. It means someone didn’t get their ass beat in line by their parents. When I was in my pre-teens…hell, even when I was in high school (’91-’94) I never heard this fucking term once. I even managed to escape my freshman year at college unscathed. Then I finally heard it when I was a college sophomore, and I’ve been beaten over the head with it ever since. Now all of a sudden everyone has ADD! What the fuck? Did some enemy of the United States drop a bomb on us that released ADD radiation? I see no other explanation because there has literally been an explosion of ADD in our culture. Let me translate what it means to have ADD: “I’m a dumbass loser schmuck who has the attention span and mentality of a gnat.”

Yeah…if only you had the fucking life span to match, asshole.