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The Faker's have been having a slight problem in the mail department these days. The girls have asked me, your loyal web-mistress, to be selective in whom I disclose any "personal" information to regarding their adresses and so-forth, to help reduce the number of letters and phone calls they recieve. But, being as loyal to you guys as I am, I say "HAH", and below, I have posted things against their will. What will they do, fire me? Maybe if they knew anything about maintaining a functional website... except they don't.
the fakers information--
write to: the fakers c/o cargo records, j.v., universal city, ca 91608 - usa
for booking, call:
to contact web-mistress: email@example.com