"I need to start bathing" -Danny
"I need to start bathing" -Danny
"fuck my face itches like hell" -Danny(these quotes are not related in any way; really, they aren't)
"Shirley Temple was f*cking hot when she was 4" -Danny
"If you're such an expert at being a lesbian, why are you turning me on?" -Some Daily Show guy
"I am a punk...stupid" -Corey
"come to my house on friday and we'll have wild and crazy, but of course full of love, sex!" -Jo(to me)
"hmm, you know what's fun? saying "tofurky"... and yelling "goddamnit, woman, just eat the tofurky! tofurky!" -Jo
"yes! sexy! yes!" -Jo
"sarcasm is the lowest form of humor... right below puns" -Jo(hehe)
"you know what, sexy?" -Jo(to me of course)
"my dad threatened to kill me" -OdDcHiCk3
"She is such a ho." -Samantha, to some other girl in Psychology
"It's wrong, it's wrong, it's just sick and wrong." -the lady from Cornish
"Only when you pry my porn watch from my cold, dead arm and you find his number in it." -Lisa
"Hey, at least I'm not up there, yet." -Lisa(about the quotes section)
And here are some quotes from the JEFF:
"in this world gone mad we won't be the ones to spank the monkey; the monkey will spank us."-Jay and Silent Bob
"Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son."-Mark Hamill
"monkey"-monkey
"when brian boitano was in the alps fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens there... When Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up kubliakhan..."-Cartman
"When the Huns took over Japan, they segmented the land."-some dumbass in my AP world class
"are eskimos russian?"-same bumbass in AP world class
"How old is Hilter?"-another dumbass in my AP world class
"So France was Germany's ally in WWII."-First Dumbass
"Jamie. I'm not mentioned. I guess I'm not cool enough."-Lisa Hickey,the most androgynous person I know