Yay Democracy! Boo Communism! Wait, we are for democracy and against communism right? Gee, I better watch CNN and make sure

Right now, as far as I can tell, America is against Afghanistan and Osama bin-Laden is Satan incarnate (despite the numerous things he's done for his country, like building schools and hospitals WAIT we aren't supposed to know about that)...anyways I'm going to look past that for one TEENSY second and say what I actually THINK. Ok.

America sucks and so does the world. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm a Communist Nazi skinhead punk, I'm just saying I think it's about time the good ol' US of A figured out they're just like that old guy down the street who throws snakes at kids...sure, he seems all scary and big and powerful at first, but hey, the snakes aren't even poisonous.

Stay with me here. Again, I'm not one of those people who are all "Oh yeah, I've been expecting this for years. Why haven't I shared this belief? Umm, hold on I left something in my car..." Me, I really wasn't expecting it. Truth be told, I was thinking America would run ITSELF into the ground, instead of having some of their own planes do it for them. Oh yeah, and Carrot Top annoys the hell out of me.

Now, George Bush is thinking "Oh no, I's gotsta work now, better call them evil, work the world up into a frenzy and start a war..." Yup, a war is exactly what the world needs right now, especially with all the anthrax floating around. Pfff.

In conclusion, George Bush looks freakishly like a monkey. And I think Japan is pretty keen. Maybe we should all move there and eat mochi. Don't know what mochi is? Sucks for you.

If you didn't understand my opinion then you are stupid, because my opinion is genius and should be worshipped like the word of God (or whatever other fake deity you happen to worship *gasp* I just insulted your religion). But just because I am this nice I will still let you look at some pretty pictures. Idiot.

Go back to my sexy sexy main page.