Here's a flash animation I made. It's based on the final fight scene in Romeo Must Die...sorta. Here ya go.
Yeah, right now I'm in my computer class at BCC, Computer Essentials for Digital Media, and I'm actually updating my website (during a lecture, no less)! Nothing you will notice, because you're stupid and ignorant, but actually I'm just messing with the script; clearing up crappy stuff, adding some stuff, just messing around in general. Which brings me to my next point: Jeff, I was looking over your script and it sucks. You have so many useless lines and whatnot I wanted it and me to die, just for looking at it. Fix it now! That will be all. (You were expecting an insult now, weren't you. You're so predictable. Stupid and predictable.)
Jeff said I didn't know how to make my letters glow. Booyah. He also said I couldn't blur my letters.
to zeh jo! for...being so spiffy
Guess what? I updated. Yup. Only took, what?, a year? That's not bad. I'm not giving a date because you don't deserve one. Smelly.
Despite their awesome music, I have come to the conclusion that both Save Ferris and the Aquabats suck. Why? Because it's been like a year since I tried to join their respective fan clubs and they still haven't sent me anything. Bastards.
My newly updated 12-step program for becoming a sellout (it's not actually updated i am fooling you because i am so sneaky)is done. Maybe someday I will create a 12-step program for sellouts to stop selling out, or something like that. That would be the day. Anyhoo you can read the magic here.
I found an article. Should you wish to read it, click here. Be warned.
Go here. You won't regret it.
You spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby right round right round...Damn that song is catchy.
Why are you here? This site sucks. Jesus. Well I'm not going to stop you from browsing (even though I could with my unholy God-like internet powers) soo just hang around and try not to die anytime soon. Oh, and feel free to steal any pictures you see here. I'm not like those other stingy sites where just because they worked and toiled for their pictures that they won't share them. Heck, half the pics here are stolen anyways. Umm, if you are the owner of any pics here...The e-mail asking if i could use them was on the way, i swear, but then you know, stuff came up and...sorry?
Hmm and "props" to Danny, because apparently(according to him) an eighth (and exactly an eighth) of the stuff here is his or stuff he introduced me to sooo....props.
Finally, I'd like to thank Robert for helping me with the html and things for the site, and Brian for also helping me and not being too pissed off when he found out I sorta stole his frameset.
You're probably wondering why I never change font or use different colors or different backgrounds or pictures or anything fancy on this site, even though I have awesome universe-destroying impotency-wreaking HTML-writing powers. It's because I'm lazy. It's also why I never update and everything on this site is so stupid and old and crappy. And you don't deserve it. Now finish your hot fudge sundae, ungrateful bastard.
babies! they're chewable! keep it in mind.
Why dontcha sign my guestbook?ANSWER ME
To the sexy wonder that is the main page! My website is so pimp that it has a link to the main page ON the main page!