SatanFetish.org```````````````J a m i e . c o m
Wow you must be so bored`````excited to come to my newly updated site. Check out this stolen``````gangsta```````new intro for the site! Done almost completely while wasting time````````````in class at BCC. Shows you just how much i've become superior to you``````````````````````been slacking off````````````working at school. Not just any school, but porn````college school. Well, i'm not quite sure what else to kill````steal`````pillage```````talk about, so i guess i'll send some letter bombs````````````"shout-outs" to some assholes````````losers``````idiots``````Satanic cultists````````````````friends```````people who've helped``````made me wake up crying in the middle of the night`````````````````````````````````````````````````helped or inspired the creation of this piece of shit`````````````chernobyl-esque disaster````````````````````````awe-inspiring site``````````````````site in some way, shape, or form:
- Jeff, he's got mind-boggling STDs``````````````````the asian persuasion, and is not afraid to use it on his male love partner`````````````````simple``````great website. Definitely AZN 4 Life or whatever````````````.
- Corey, who has the worst rash````website in all of Africa````````````````on the planet, but is still a pretty good l33t d00d`````````guy. He loves the cock````hentai. DOAXBV is truly a work of art.
- Jo, half the inspiration (and quotes) of the site. 'Nuff said.
- Danny, i love you``````````in the Clapp, great crime-fighting team```````````````````punk band, decent website, and quite a hung horse``````````good chap. Gotta learn the HTML man.
- Brian, you should die``````````````despite your frightening pie fetish, you are a fine young man, with quite a nice frameset (hint hint)````````````. His website's nice, but not as nice as mine.
- Robert, EL DIABLO COMMANDS YOU``````````````````````Poli Sci sucks, but his website does not. Even as an experiment, it's worth a tactical nuclear attack```````````````````````look. He helped me figure out some of the HTML on this page many moons ago, so treat him with discipline``````````respect. Or something.
- Minions of the Anti-Christ``````````````````````````Anyone else i've buried alive````````````forgotten, thanks a lot, and drop me a message, as they say in Elvish``````Canada.
That's about it. If you mindless drones```````````````people looking around have any suggestions or anything, tell me and maybe i'll do something. Probably not, but maybe. My tortured slaves```````````````computer class demands more nerve gassing`````````````slacking off, and site updates fit the bill nicely.
drop the bomb`````````````continue