Here's an average convos with Jo:
LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: hmm, you know what's fun? saying "tofurky"... and yelling "goddamnit, woman, just eat the tofurky! tofurky!" x.x Kawasume: o.o LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: o.o Kawasume: *moves away from jo now* LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: TOFURKY! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: *feels unloved* Kawasume: *puts his hand on her chest* LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: 0.o?! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: okay, it's official.. jamie's on crack x.x Kawasume: no jo i pass on grass Kawasume: but crack isn't weed so nm LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: s'not grass--- yea ¬.¬ get it right! Kawasume: yesh Kawasume: SILENCE Kawasume: low Kawasume: ri LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: *squeaks* Kawasume: der LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: what's your middle name? o.x Kawasume: what's yours? LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: it's "random" LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: ¬.¬ Kawasume: jo random kaputnik? LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: 0.o kaputnik? Kawasume: you heard me LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: >.> tell me your middle name.. LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: Full Name: Joanna Jean Suelzle ... or kaputnik 0.o Kawasume: jean Kawasume: corey's is corey Kawasume: didja know that LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: i know ... o.o LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: christopher corey wheatly LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: x.x Kawasume: and his first name is chris! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: close enough Kawasume: HOW WEIRD IS THAT LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: 0.o.... not really... LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: what's yours! >.> LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: answer me! or face the firey abyss! Kawasume: it's walker LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: -.- Kawasume: now call me sexy LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: lies!!! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: LIES!!! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: *slaps jamie* Kawasume: ow Kawasume: 's the turth Kawasume: *truth Kawasume: james walker wilson IV Kawasume: now call me sexy LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: *falls over laughing* LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: o.o; okay... ehh.. sexy 0.o Kawasume: yay Kawasume: do it again LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: yes! sexy! yes! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: now it's just disturbing -.o Kawasume: i'm gonna save this convos and put it on my site LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: haha Kawasume: you calling me sexy Kawasume: twice Kawasume: yar LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: x.x Kawasume: an antelope i be yar LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: x.x LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: Kawasume:*puts his hand on her chest* Kawasume: >.> Kawasume: <.< LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: put that there too, perv x.x Kawasume: it wasn't me LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: LIES Kawasume: silence LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: LIES! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: wow, you're hyper or happy or something :D Kawasume: *puts his hand on her leg* LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: 0.0! *slaps jamie* RAPE!! Kawasume: o.o Kawasume: rape Kawasume: but jo... LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: ¬.¬ Kawasume: we know each other so very well LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: lol Kawasume: i think it's time we consummated our love LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: okay, james... we should, you're right Kawasume: yay LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: come to my house on friday and we'll have wild and crazy, but of course full of love, sex! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: -.-; Kawasume: i think i should show this to corey LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: XD LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: you loser :P LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: maybe i should show some stuff to steph Kawasume: 0.0 Kawasume: erm no LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: yea! that's right ¬.¬! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: ;o;... WinIwasHere:I know what you mean but I just don't wanna be around stephanie LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy:¬.¬ argh! just do it for me? o.o` WinIwasHere:i do lots of stuff for you LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy:why are you so difficult?! LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: WinIwasHere:I know what you mean but I just don't wanna be around stephanie LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy:¬.¬ argh! just do it for me? o.o` WinIwasHere:i do lots of stuff for you LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy:why are you so difficult?! WinIwasHere:damn it I don't want to do it okay LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy:fine! -.- we don't have to go to tolo at all then LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: o.o;; LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: oops LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: did it twice.. anyway, that's just sadness Kawasume: umm ok LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: -.- LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: *COUGH* LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: fine! i won't tell you anything ¬.l LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: ¬.¬************************ Kawasume: no share more of your life with me LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: -.- Kawasume: pweeeese??*bambi eyes* LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: sarcasm is the lowest form of humor... right below puns Kawasume: i'm not being sarcastic Kawasume: i really truly care i do LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: x.x uh-hu LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: huh* Kawasume: anyhoo, i think i'm gonna take the whole tolo thing out of the convos when i save it LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: lol LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: you're actually going to save this? Kawasume: yeah LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: seriously?! that's kinda sad >.> LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: you know what, sexy? (lmao).,.. anyway, you should feel bad for corey o.o` Kawasume: whysa LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: poor guy, having me as a gf ;o;... in all seriousness, you should o.o LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: o.o what are you watching on TV anyway? Kawasume: hmm Kawasume: some movie on disney about leprechauns LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: lol Kawasume: luck of the irish or something LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: i see ^^;; Kawasume: yesh LiNkInPaRkRnAwAy: :D... puff!
I have no idea what was up with this guy:
AnglowDarkstar: hey Drathorn: hello Drathorn: do i know you? AnglowDarkstar: LOL AnglowDarkstar: NOOOOOO Drathorn: figures AnglowDarkstar: asshole AnglowDarkstar: whats up Drathorn: hmmm AnglowDarkstar: we got the apartment Drathorn: ok AnglowDarkstar: whats your napster user id Drathorn: kawasume AnglowDarkstar: seriously Drathorn: it is Drathorn: i have no idea who you are Drathorn: i am just a sick small eukranian boy AnglowDarkstar: LOL AnglowDarkstar: thats not your napster id assmuch Drathorn: then what is it Drathorn: i'll give you an example AnglowDarkstar: i don't know are u logged on Drathorn: how'd you find this id? AnglowDarkstar: napster AnglowDarkstar: quit playing hencken Drathorn: who the f is hencken? AnglowDarkstar: :'(u r starting to piss me off Drathorn: i'm confused Drathorn: you're the one who just started talking to me Drathorn: how are you pissed off?! AnglowDarkstar: ok hencken u when u quit playin around call me Drathorn: i can recommend you to a good vampire though AnglowDarkstar: i got to go bye Drathorn: MisfitsMonsters2 Drathorn: or Combatant5 Drathorn: now go Drathorn: who the heck are you? AnglowDarkstar signed off at 2:39:14 PM.