days 'til the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino!
here, i will post funny things people have said to me throughout my time chatting with friends, and such. enjoy, 'cos some of this shit is hilarious.
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gravew0rm: Arent you allowed to have chubby boobs?
risukuu: Maybe.
gravew0rm: LMAO.
gravew0rm: I WOULD HOPE SO ...
gravew0rm: You have some perky boobs though. =X
risukuu: LOLOL.
risukuu: Can I quote you on that? ;D
gravew0rm: Go for it.
gravew0rm: Well.
gravew0rm: With your shirt on anyways.
gravew0rm: =P
risukuu: LOLOL
gravew0rm: Haha.
gravew0rm: You know what, STOP GROPING YOURSELF.
gravew0rm: Christ.
risukuu: I'M NOT.
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risukuu: Dolphins are the only other creature in the world that can be gay.
gravew0rm: Dolphins are the only other creature in the world that have sex for leisure.
risukuu: No, dog and cats do, too.
gravew0rm: No.
risukuu: Yes.
gravew0rm: Dolphins do that shit on purpose.
gravew0rm: Dog and cats are fucking retarded.
gravew0rm: Dolphins are smart.
risukuu: LMAO.
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gravew0rm: If I was dying and I needed something to eat could I EAT YOU?
gravew0rm: LMFAO.
gravew0rm: THAT WAS THE WORST PICKUP LINE.
gravew0rm: EVER.
gravew0rm: LMFAO.
risukuu: LMAO.
risukuu: YES
gravew0rm: YOURS WAS BAD.
gravew0rm: LMFAO.
gravew0rm: WHAT WAS IT?
risukuu: IF YOU WERE HOMEWORK, I'D DO YOU. ;D
gravew0rm: LMFAO.
gravew0rm: FUCK ME IF IM WRONG, BUT IS YOUR NAME YOLANDA?
risukuu: LOLOL.
gravew0rm: CALL ME MILK AND I'LL DO YOUR BODY GOOD.
gravew0rm: LMFAO.
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pseudo olympian (5:30:54 AM): Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with Men?
II Ranma Saotome (5:31:09 AM): Yes.
II Ranma Saotome (5:31:15 AM): We are born to fuck up your life.
pseudo olympian (5:31:22 AM): lmao, you fucker.
II Ranma Saotome (5:31:39 AM): But, funny ... when they were created. Why did they add "Woe" to man.
II Ranma Saotome (5:31:41 AM): J/k.
pseudo olympian (5:31:48 AM): LOL
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pseudo olympian (5:39:51 AM): If I get a monkey, I'm gonna name him Fucker.
II Ranma Saotome (5:40:00 AM): Hn.
II Ranma Saotome (5:40:05 AM): An' call yourself his mother?
II Ranma Saotome (5:40:07 AM): -Snicker-
pseudo olympian (5:40:10 AM): Yep.
II Ranma Saotome (5:40:18 AM): "I'm your mother, fucker."
pseudo olympian (5:40:21 AM): I'll be 'Mother Fucker'
II Ranma Saotome (5:41:03 AM): Lol.
II Ranma Saotome (5:41:10 AM): You'll be a mother fucker.
II Ranma Saotome (5:41:11 AM): XD
pseudo olympian (5:41:15 AM): YES.
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LHeartGirl (8:02:16 PM): spastic dude is next to me again..
pseudo olympian (8:02:21 PM): LOL.
LHeartGirl (8:02:30 PM): remember the dude that i told you about that reminds me of you 20 yrs from now?
pseudo olympian (8:02:36 PM): rotfl, yeah?
LHeartGirl (8:04:42 PM): yea, hes being spastic..
pseudo olympian (8:04:48 PM): ROTFL, WHAT IS HE DOING?
pseudo olympian (8:04:52 PM): is he touching himself?
LHeartGirl (8:05:20 PM): no! hes just making funny faces at the comp
pseudo olympian (8:05:24 PM): LMAO.
pseudo olympian (8:05:59 PM): his monitor must smell bad.
LHeartGirl (8:08:36 PM): he just got booted... i think hes gonna cry
pseudo olympian (8:08:41 PM): .. rotfl.
LHeartGirl (8:11:26 PM): =D
pseudo olympian (8:11:35 PM): this is SO going on my site.
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bulIet dodger (11:42:44 PM): I haven't beat off in ..
bulIet dodger (11:42:48 PM): Over twelve hours.
bulIet dodger (11:42:50 PM): That's odd.
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pseudo olympian (11:27:58 PM): Why am I listening to Hoobastank?
pseudo olympian (11:28:02 PM): .. Lmao. Who's Butt Stank.
IronEarth87 (11:28:10 PM): Because their name makes no sense
IronEarth87 (11:28:21 PM): actually, I do not mind their music
pseudo olympian (11:28:28 PM): Yeah, they aren't bad.
pseudo olympian (11:28:34 PM): Their name is wonky. I like it.
IronEarth87 (11:28:51 PM): Their name is dumb, I don't like it
pseudo olympian (11:29:02 PM): It's a subliminal message
pseudo olympian (11:32:41 PM): If I ever join a group, I wanna be the Satanistic one.
IronEarth87 (11:33:05 PM): Why?
pseudo olympian (11:33:12 PM): I dunno. It looks like fun.
pseudo olympian (11:35:14 PM): I'll be just like Murdoc.
IronEarth87 (11:35:35 PM): ???
pseudo olympian (11:35:40 PM): From Gorillaz. o_o
IronEarth87 (11:35:58 PM): Yuck
IronEarth87 (11:36:00 PM): They suck
IronEarth87 (11:36:03 PM): I mean... they're ok
pseudo olympian (11:36:07 PM): LOLOL. XD
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Pink Octane (12:07:48 AM): livejournal is being a bitch. ;.;
pseudo olympian (12:07:52 AM): fucker. :-(
Pink Octane (12:07:55 AM): yes. ;-;
Pink Octane (12:08:02 AM): and the holes in my head are hurting.
Pink Octane (12:08:02 AM): ow.
pseudo olympian (12:08:06 AM): uJournal was being all wonky and shit.
pseudo olympian (12:08:08 AM): aww!
Pink Octane (12:08:18 AM): uJ is a bitch. >O
Pink Octane (12:08:25 AM): and for some reason only dj is working now. o.o
Pink Octane (12:08:33 AM): IT'S BIZARRO WORLD
Pink Octane (12:08:35 AM): .. bizzaro.
Pink Octane (12:08:40 AM): Biz .. you know.
pseudo olympian (12:08:52 AM): LMAO.
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Dommykins (5:07:33 AM): BACK. I PEEPEE'D.
Dommykins (5:07:36 AM): IT TINGLED.
pseudo olympian (5:07:39 AM): ROTFL.
Dommykins (5:07:40 AM): I LIKED IT.
Dommykins (5:07:42 AM): XD XD
pseudo olympian (5:07:43 AM): < DIES
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gravew0rm: Theres like this 10 year old fat kid that was at work
gravew0rm: And this girl put on this shirt
gravew0rm: And shes like
risukuu: LOLOL.
gravew0rm: Sooooo much better
gravew0rm: " "
gravew0rm: Said it
gravew0rm: And he goes
gravew0rm: I CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
risukuu: LOLOLOL.
risukuu: ROTFL.
gravew0rm: And he grabbed his gut
risukuu: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
gravew0rm: And went
gravew0rm: ONCE YOU GO FAT YOU NEVER GO BACK
risukuu: FEJKLFDSJKLFDSJLFDSFDSFDS
risukuu: < DIES
gravew0rm: LOL
gravew0rm: ::Molests her dead body:
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eexela: WTF WAS THAT
risukuu: LOL, THAT WAS MY FRIEND MAYA.
eexela: DID SHE JUST HUMP YOUR HEAD
risukuu: SHE PRETENDED TO.
eexela: WHAT HAPPENING OVER THERE!@!!
risukuu: SHE'S PRETENDING TO HUMP ME.
risukuu: AND THEN SHE FELL DOWN ON MY SHOULDERS.
eexela: LOL.
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Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:21:26 PM): Wtf is Oral Com? x.x
pseudo olympian (10:21:36 PM): Oral Communications. I dunno what you do there, lol.
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:21:49 PM): Learn to talk.
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:21:50 PM): :P
pseudo olympian (10:21:55 PM): I KNOW HOW TO TALK.
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:22:11 PM): LMAO
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:22:19 PM): KNO U DUNT
pseudo olympian (10:22:23 PM): I SPEEK GUUG ENGRISH U NO
pseudo olympian (10:22:26 PM): GUUD*
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:22:33 PM): GUUG??? AHAHAHAHA.
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:22:37 PM): U SUX KTHXBAI
pseudo olympian (10:22:39 PM): rotfl.
pseudo olympian (10:22:52 PM): NO U SUX MI DIK OK PLZ DI KTHXUBI
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:23:19 PM): U HAV KNO DIK STFU
pseudo olympian (10:23:36 PM): YEZ EYE DO SO STFU & DI PLZ
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:23:47 PM): FUX U
pseudo olympian (10:23:55 PM): HOW HRRD?
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:23:57 PM): FUK****
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:24:11 PM): RELY HRD K
pseudo olympian (10:24:30 PM): OOO EYE LIK IT HRD U NO IT BABI
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:25:05 PM): I KNO U DEW U ROK MUH WRLD
pseudo olympian (10:25:26 PM): OF CORSE I ROX UR SOX
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:25:50 PM): EYE SED WRLD KNOT SOX BISH
pseudo olympian (10:26:14 PM): YZ BUUT I ROX UR SOX OK SO PLZ STFU
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:26:42 PM): KIZ MUH AZZ
pseudo olympian (10:26:56 PM): BND OVR N CRAK A SMIL BIOTCH
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:27:14 PM): ;; BENDZ OVR;;
pseudo olympian (10:27:42 PM): ;;;KIX IN DA AZZ N RUNZZZ FARR AWAY LAFFS HA HA U SUK;;;;;;;;;;
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:28:17 PM): OWWWW BISH!!!!!!!! ;;SHOTZ U IN DA AZZ;; AHAHA
pseudo olympian (10:28:45 PM): ;;;;;;;;;;;DIEZ;;;;;
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:28:57 PM): ;;LAFFS @ U;; AHAHAHAHA!!!!
pseudo olympian (10:29:10 PM): rotfl.
this is why i need oral com. xD
Ii tinkerbelI iI (10:29:22 PM): -Dies.-
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