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The DBZ drinking game! This can be played with the dub or with a subtitled tape/the original version. The first person to finish their drink wins. Take One Sip Every Time... -FUNimation messes up a name! -You hear a really horribly annoying phrase! (Mondo Cool, for example. Excuse me while I run away screaming...) -Every time (you know) a scene has been edited out! Take Two Sips Every Time... -You see blood in the very early episodes of Z! Take Three Sips Every Time...(Also known as "Stuff That Happens Once Every Saga") -Kuririn decides to stay and fight someone! -Goku says "Darn it!" (in the dub). Finish Your Entire Drink And Your Friend/Enemy's As Well... -Any time somebody curses. -If you hear any of the original songs like Cha-La Head-Cha-La! -If someone defeats a major villain within a few episodes. -Namek really DOES blow up in 5 minutes! | | | | | Everyone knows what DBZ characters will say, but how about what they won't? This page will probably end up the longest of all the ones on this site. Goku- 1+1=2! Goku- What's a ki blast? Goku- What planet should I destroy next? Goku- Hey everybody! Guess what? I just graduated kindergarten! Goku- *Is fighting a villain and is dealt a very light punch* Ow! OW! OW! That hurts! You're not nice! I quit! I'm telling Chichi on you! Goten- Cell phones cause harmful radiation. *Throws his cell phone in the garbage* Goten- Trunks, shut up! I hate you! You're mean... Goten- *Reading from a cue card for an anti-DBZ show* I'm my daddy's clone! *Whispers to the camera guy* Is that a food? Trunks- DIE, GIRU! DIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bardock- I don't know. Gohan- Mom, Dad...I'm joining a gang! Piccolo- Yo! Wassup everybody? Roshi- What's a woman? Roshi- Kameha-how'd it go? Roshi- GET THOSE MAGAZINES AWAY FROM ME AND BURN THEM ALL!! Vegeta- I have done it! I have defeated Kakarot! I will always triumph in...PAC MAN! Vegeta- LOOK! IT'S (insert name of boy band here)! | | | | |