Here stands the onion king, the evil ruler of the onions.
We first stumbled upon him as we were thinning out the onion population with a lead pipe, as we do every wednesay night.
But this time, someone took it personally. As you can notice by my friends face, we were very frightended by the whole experience.
My friend began to run, horrified but what he has just seen. But his swift attempt at a retreat was quickly snuffed out by the evil Onion King *DUN DUN DUN*
Once Jerry had stumbled, it was only time before the evil Onion King, "DUN DUN DUN", would unleash his gut-wrenching revenge upon him...
I ran as fast as my leggs could carry me, but alas, the evil Onion King, *DUN DUN DUN*, was to fast for me...
He somehow managed to get a hold of my friends keys. He sat on the hood of the car and laughed maniacly in my direction as i ran towards him, hoping there was time to stop him...
But alas, he was to quick for me and managed to get into the car and drive away faster than i ever thought possible from an onion of his stature...
