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TOP TEN WAYS TO EAT SHIT

• 10. Over-Easy

• 9. Fried

• 8. Flame-Broiled

• 7. In Salad

• 6. With Jelly

• 5. In a Soup/Stew (especially runny shits)

• 4. Baked

• 3. As an After-Sex Meal

• 2. Expertly Concealed in Beef

• 1. Freshly 'Sqeezed'