THE ONE-TIME-USE CAMERA SAGAS

Yeah I kinda totally forgot this site existed... and I'm probably writing this for no one since no one visits it anymore.... but yeah... I really don't have any free time at all to update this anymore, but I will try to soon--I did manage to update the links section so they all work now, which I'm pretty impressed with personally.... but look around, have fun, it's at least vaguely amusing....

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The Knights of Lower Slobovia

Attack of the Killer Mutant Iguanas

Looks Left, Turns Right

Fourth Story (not yet titled)

One-Time-Use Camera: $9.99

Photo Developing: $3.99

This expression:

Priceless.

Pronounciation Key (it's much funnier if you talk like we do)

• Scissors: sk-is-or-s
• Sword: s-w-or-d
• Knight: k-nig-it
• Knife: k-nif-ee
• Knot: k-not
• Gnome: g-no-m

LINKS!!!!


Greater PIttsburgh Renaissance Festival

Come visit the place where it all began!

Meghan's site! Yay Meghan!

Mike put that as his web address when he signed the guestbook. It's not really his site, but it's amusing. You probably shouldn't go there if you actually are emo, tho....