Never cut off a tastebud.
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in your milk.
Never put pop rocks in your sprite.
Never say hi to jack on a plane.
Never argue with an adult who has your mother's phone number.
Never stick a scented marker to close to your nose while sniffing it.
Never eat chapstick, or glue.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Never answer your parents when they ask if they look stupid to you.
Never go to a docter that has dead plants in the waiting room.
