Those who currently buy and sell our sorry @#$%!'s

While the correct Pronunciation of his name is actually "SHAWN" he spells it Sean for some reaosn. Thats just one of the crazy quirks that we have come to love about our new overlord though. Among other things, he is an excellent tap dancer, beautician and fairy operater.

Torn from a life of crime in which he headed a vicious street gang called the "Crackers," Brian recently admitted his need for both help and redemption. He found such empathy in the welcoming hands of Full Tilt. He is still addicted to crack however.

Trained as an international spy, Marika was originally assigned to destroy Full Tilt and all those involved with the B-rate program. However, her heart quickly melted when she witnessed the compassion of the cast and crew. Also the non-stop action of tech. producing removed her evil gene completely. Or did it?