YOU'RE AN OXY-MORON...


  • Act naturally

  • Found missing

  • Resident alien

  • Advanced BASIC

  • Genuine imitation

  • Airline Food

  • Good grief

  • Same difference

  • Almost exactly

  • Government organization

  • Sanitary landfill

  • Alone together

  • Legally drunk

  • Silent scream

  • Living dead

  • Small crowd

  • Business ethics

  • Soft rock

  • Butt head

  • Military intelligence

  • Software documentation

  • New classic

  • Sweet sorrow

  • Child Proof

  • "Now, then ..."

  • Synthetic natural gas

  • Passive aggressive

  • Taped live

  • Clearly misunderstood

  • Peace force

  • Extinct life

  • Temporary tax increase

  • Computer jock

  • Plastic glasses

  • Terribly pleased

  • Computer security

  • Political science

  • Tight slacks

  • Definite maybe

  • Pretty ugly

  • Twelve-ounce pound cake

  • Diet ice cream

  • Working vacation

  • Exact estimate

  • Microsoft Works






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