Why The New Millennium Sucks

• One era of grunge was enough.
• Modern art-If I wanted to see random splotches on canvas, I would shit my lumberjack overalls.
• Our president's I.Q. is lower than Chris Orr's. What does that tell you about the American people?
• What next big advancement should have been: cancer cure. What next big advancement was: cloning. As if there aren't enough humans already!
• When the ten commandments don't apply to the priests, the church has lost all relevance.
• Talent and originality: downhill since 1993.
• Before I Go.
• If I had a nickel for every world we were destroying with pollution, I would have one nickel...
• However, if I had a nickel for every person under 14 who got smashed every weekend, I would have a whole lot of money!
• The KKK is still around. Jesus Christ! Just give it up, nobody hates black people anymore!