Reasons To Hate Freshman Girls

• Do they ever stop giggling?
• They all smell fruity.
• Glitter is SO out this month.
• Before I Go.
• Most of them think Dallas is super cool.
• Talking like a valley girl is annoying.
• They're so impressionable, you can tell them what they like.
• Slut means nothing to them.
• They all look the same.
• They're fucking stupid!