Top Ten Reasons Dallas Should Die

• Because the Government says so.
• He's a hypocrite.
• Communist/Anarchist.
• Does the world need another so-called punk?
• Hates conformity by conforming to pop-punk stereotypes.
• He's a poser.
• His opinions are the only wrong opinions.
• He brags about not washing clothes.
• His face.
• Because he's NOT a homophobe.