Title: Godzilla vs King Kong (AKA Gojira tai Kingu Kongu)
Charecters: Godzilla, King Kong, A bunch of extreamly silly americans, a brave japanese explorer, a comic relife explorer and a bunch of jungle folk
Intro:
This movie is so beautiful in so many ways. first of it takes the biggest baddest monster from Japan, and puts him up agaisnt the the biggest baddest monster from America. Yes this is the last godzilla movie with the silly american scientest cutting in to explain the plot to us in simple american terms, but i can even forgive it for that. why, you might ask? Because its that wonderfull thats why!
Summary:
Basically Godzilla somehow managed to get himself frozen in an iceberg between this movie and godzilla raids again. Silly Godzilla. Any way he mangages to free himself and in doing so he kills a bunch of people in a nuclear sub. (thats not important later in the movie either they just added that to have a cool sub sinking effects shot i guess) While Godzilla is still trying to get out of his frozen cradle of love, two silly japanese explorers are on the other side of the pacific exploring Pharo Island, home of the reputed "Ape God" King Kong! (wait wait wait i know what your thinking, A: king kong died in the movie "King Kong" and B: King Kong came from "Skull Island" well what can i say its japanese! Its not perfect) We learn that in this movie King Kong has grown from his original 40 feet, to an amazing 60 meters tall! We also descover that King Kong is a drug addict, thats right he is addicted to narcotic berries that cause him to fall asleep when he eats them and listens to drums. But i digress. the two explorers win the hearts of the natives on the island by giving them food, protecting there precious narcotic berries and teaching the island children the joys of smoking. (thats not a joke!!!) and the natives agree to help them capture King Kong. Well long story short, then get King Kong to Japan and guess what? He escapes and reeks havok on Tokyo, (did they learn nothing from New York?) Well unlucky Japan, guess who shows up next? If you guessed Godzilla your a smart cookie crisp cerial peice. Godzilla manages to handle King Kong with his radio active breath, but he is also wounded and both monsters run away to heal. godzilla just goesto mount fuji like a good little kiaju but King Kong has an interesting way to relax, he gets high! in short amout of time while king kong is inebreated, the japanese people devise a plan to lift King Kong with baloons and carry him to Mount Fuji. when he gets there Godzilla wants to fight as always, but King Kong is to weak. so King Kong uses his brains and oposable thumbs to his advantage. he does what any good ape would do. throws rocks! the rocks keep Godzilla away long enuff for King Kong to summon a thunderstorm. didnt you know getting struck by lightning made King Kong stronger? neither did I. Well it does, and with his new found eletric stenth he shoves a tree down Godzillas mouth and runs away to a small town located on Mount Fuji. Godzilla follows him and they both knock a pagoda down and roll into the sea together. the end.
Moral:
i know this is a stretch but the moral is that man should not play with nature (this is a common theme in the Godzilla movies) the people of japan wanted to make Godzilla and King Kong Fight so that they would kill each other and their would be no more problems, but unfortunatley the monsters just destroy alot of stuff and run away when they get hurt. neither one dead, japan still has 2 monsters and Tokyo has a series of big holes in the ground where buildings used to be.
