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ALiVE


Monday, July 29, 2002
ok. the post i made last night has disappeared. poop.
or did it. or maybe i imagined it.
I THINK I'M GOING INSANE!
I ALSO THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE, I REALLY THINK SO!
i do however have fingernails that shine like justice, and my voice is dark like tinted glass.
carry on.

**celisse



Thursday, July 25, 2002
Palace Clan: this ish comfy

SHE DID IT AGAIN! GAH!

ok. grah mommas still in the hospital. dr. levinson didnt say when she could come home. he just said that theyre all taking it "one day at a time." well FINE THEN, dr. fricken levinson. you try living alone in a house with FOUR DOGS and take everything "one day at a time." silly old man.
i'm watching the joy luck club. i love this movie. it so sad though. :(
i got an email from Karen today. dude. i think she thought i'd died or something! :) it was.. interesting?? :)
grah i'm so bloody bored. hopefully my mom will be well enough to come home soon. i hate being here alone. :o/

**celisse



Wednesday, July 24, 2002
ugh. some dumb old hag in an ugly outfit just fricken rang my doorbell at.. hello.. 10pm?
last i checked it just wasnt kosher to have unexpected visitors at fricken 10pm. i hate this fricken neighborhood. i turned on the outside light just as she was leaving and she just looked back and walked away. stupid old bat.
know what else i'm annoyed by? i just HATE when people replace the words "is, are, am" with the word "ish". and then they even use it out of context?! what the heck? for example:

Palace Clan: where ish all our reggies?

hello, darling? its where "ARE". not where "ish". what the heck? grah. it doesnt help that i dont like that girl much. :o/

**celisse



Tuesday, July 23, 2002
a lovely conversation on palace (i'm the_mime) hee!

the_mime: *sneez*
the_mime: x 3
Edyn (OP VP): bless you
the_mime: thank you
Edyn (OP VP): oooo
Edyn (OP VP): 3/10 of an orgasm
the_mime: huh??
Edyn (OP VP): you were here when Rancid said that, right?
the_mime: no
Edyn (OP VP): rofl, aw man
the_mime: maybe i was, but i dont really pay attention to him much
27 Spatulas™: every time you sneeze, you have 1/10 of an orgasm
the_mime: according to whom? Hustler magazine?!
Edyn (OP VP): ROFL
27 Spatulas™: lmao
27 Spatulas™: who knows
Edyn (OP VP): I sneezed twice earlier
27 Spatulas™: i don't believe it
27 Spatulas™: how the hell can a sneeze be a tenth of an orgasm
Edyn (OP VP): Well, an orgasm is what? a big muscle contraction or something? So it could be true..
27 Spatulas™: I don't know, let me look up orgasm in the dictionary.
Edyn (OP VP): rofl
27 Spatulas™: ..i'm not really.
Linty: it's the height of sexual excitement or such
Linty: i dunno the right word for it
27 Spatulas™: climax?
the_mime: how can a sneez be equated with the height of sexual excitement?
Linty: the peak or something
the_mime: i'm sorry, but i dont really get sexually excited when i sneez.
Edyn (OP VP): yeah, climax
27 Spatulas™: lmao mime, dunno
Edyn (OP VP): rofl, I feel something when I sneeze..but I didn't notice it until Rancid happened to mention it, so..I dunno..rofl
the_mime: ew. you get horny when you sneez?!
the_mime: i just get.. boogery.
27 Spatulas™: next thing you know people will try to sneeze 10 times in a row
Edyn (OP VP): ROFL
the_mime: hah my mom used to sneez 7+ times in a row.
Edyn (OP VP): I don't get horny, but...I feel something..kinda..rofl
the_mime: freak
Edyn (OP VP): ROFL 7+..my mom's done that too
27 Spatulas™: After all those sneezes, you're gonna want a cigarette.
the_mime: haha
Edyn (OP VP): I looked it up: "an explosive discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by vaginal contractions in the female"
Edyn (OP VP): there...Webster's definition
27 Spatulas™: oh lovely



Monday, July 22, 2002
dude i dont even REMEMBER that band collaboration bit.
just goes to show how out of it i am. GAH.
eesh. ok. i still hate cars.
WHAT THE FUZZ, PLANET OF THE APES?! THE ORIGINAL?! duuuuude i needa go to sleep.
aaaanyway.
i'm running on like.. no sleep people. duuuuude.
anyway. so yesh my moms in the hospital *again*
but this time its ok. yeah shes in this time to get her damb thing reversed that she should have gotten reversed TWELVE YEARS AGO! yeah. ms radkiewicz and i were with her all day today while she had her surgery. shes doing fine. she should be home by the end of the week but until them i'm here in this hell-hole by myself (unless you count four depressed dogs as company). seriously tho. woofie is so sad and lonely without my mom. hes just been sitting in her room all night. he didnt even eat his food. :o/
i. hate. this. house.
we may move. well actually, we HAVE to move since my dads the hugest of buttholes and is making us move, but she found some cute houses that arent an amazing amount of money. theyre just as big as the one we live in now, but the bedrooms and kitchens are larger since they dont bother with the whole Living Room + Family Room bit, which is pointless btw.
whoa anyway, so yeah i have to visit my mom tomorrow, but i have no way of getting there. and i know all you losers are prolly all "yeah but you're a semi-licensed driver, why dont you get in a car and drive there??" and I LAUGH AT YOU ALL WITH THE WHOLE OF MY MOUTH! HAH! HAH!
yes i stress the SEMI part of that semi-licensed driver bit. plus, i fricken hate driving. plus, i dont know how to fricken drive yet. ive only gone out in the street ONCE, and that wasnt very bloody successful. sheez. i'm thinking i might have to take a cab to the hospital, but theyre expensive. gah.
...people who use vibrators are fricken sick....
just had to let you all know that. HEE.
gah i'm so sleepy. but i hate sleeping in this house when i'm alone. so i'll be a good girl and go to sleep when the sun comes up. *sigh*
duuuude i'm annoyed. i cannot get to my FIU Email address thinger. it says "put in your SSC" and i do, but it says its invalid. stupid thing. i need to go back to FIU-BBC anyway soon so i can get the parking decals for the cars. yeah i'mma buy one for both cars since i'll be driving both there anyway. when i learn to drive. which i DO NOT WANT TO DO! GAAAAH!
eesh. i'm tired and bored so i'm gonna just vegetate until sunrise. eek.

**celisse



Friday, July 19, 2002
my band collaboration is:
Ozzy Osbourne fronting Josie and the Pussycats. (MOC)

dude thats just funny.
thanks, pnut. bwaha



Thursday, July 18, 2002
wooo i'm officially a College Freshman at Florida International University (Biscayne Campus of course) AND a semi-liscensed driver. gah. i hate cars. :o/

aaaaanyway, orientation was fun. my peer advisor people were pretty cool. abby from DCS was there, but i didnt say anything to her.
whee i have quite possibly the BEST schedule on the face of the earth:

Monday & Wednesday:
9:30am to 10:45am Freshman Composition
11:00am to 12:30pm Introduction to Acting

Tuesday & Thursday:
8:00am to 9:15am Finite Math
9:30am to 10:45am Introduction to Sociology

Friday:
9:30am to 10:45am Freshman Experience

bwaha. 13 credits. thats it. i get to leave everyday before at least 12:30. how great. hee!
i think i'mma like this college thing. i hope... :o/

**celisse



Friday, July 12, 2002
bwahah.

001. four days till college orientation. HEE!

002. the vines are hot stuff, dude.

003. i am little green cloth maryjanes. (MOC)

004. i am also stride rites in a box. (MOC)

005. according to this guy on MOC:
Prethon - posted 07-12-02 9:56 ET (US)
Celisse:
They've never seen anything like it, and have named the condition after you. It's absolutely incredible, and it's amazing you are still alive. You are the first human who's cancer is actually beneficial, some tissue near the corpus collosium grew out of control but some how incorporated the iron in your blood into an organ that focuses electromagnetic waves, essentially giving you the power of telekenisis. Ecstatic you being making heavy things fly through the air, until, before mating, you accidetially throw a 1967 ford Pinto into a firehydrant. the pent up pressure sents a hunk of metal right at your noggin. fortuneately, the damage is minor. Unfortunately, it damages your new organ and turns you into a lesbian and stop egg production. You cannot mate, there by screwing over humanities fate. but don't worry, the pan-dimensional white mice weren't going to let us keep it anyways. You actually saved your own life, possibly humanity. nice work, Agent 006.

006. i dont like the lesbian bit, but the rest is pretty cool.

007. i cut my hair. it rages ultra hardcore, dude. i'll take some pics when i'm not so lazy.

008. STARTING JULY 17, EVERYONE NEEDS TO VOTE FOR ME ON MTV.COM TO WIN THE VMA CONTEST THINGER! if you guarantee me a vote, i'll link you on my siteeee!!!! :)

009. dont hold me to that just yet. :)

**celisse



Sunday, July 07, 2002
CKY - "Rio Bravo"

I've seen it done like the way the dogs do
I'll think it over, we're standing into
Your phony life but now it's all dry can't take it you will see
Not more than others....your phony life
Like I don't hear them, but I'll tell you something else
When we get to the desert it's out

What we left in the past....it tears me up

Pulled into a truck stop...my luck is over
The plan is failing....I think not

What we left in the past...it tears me up

It's not what you're used to in the middle of nowhere
I'm an old man I love to wander distantly
Your phony life and now it's all dry if you think that I had myself controlled
That's a lie



gah i am SO BORED. i'm watching 10 Things I Hate About You on USA. i love that movie. hah.
i just saw the scene where Verona walks into the english teachers class late and hes all "what'd i miss?" and Kat says something snippy and then hes all "Good," and walks out. bwaha that reminds me of when i always used to walk into TV Production and be all "do i have to be here?" and my teacher would say "not really." "ok bye!" and i'd walk out. that was fun :) i'mma miss that. *sniff*

hee! GAH SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THIS BOREDOM!!!!!!!

**celisse



Saturday, July 06, 2002
the google game!

i copied this off of some girl from a message board.
ok this is what you do: you go to google.com and in quotes type your name followed by the word is. (ie: "Jeraldine is") and enter the search. then you come up with all these nifty results. it works better if you have a popular name like jessica. since Celisse isnt really the most popular name, i only came up with a few results, and i know where about six of them came from. sheez.
here are my results.

001 Celisse is the first drum major ever in the history of Deer Valley to be the percussion captain and drum major.
002 celisse is in orlando and so she called me and woke me up from my slumber :(
003 celisse is going to be attacked by west coasters hahahaha!
004 Celisse is THE COOLEST!!! [anyone whos been to my clique knows where that came from. :) ]
005 Celisse is so busy with her job and everything else.
006 Celisse is on her way.
007 celisse is going to have a fit
008 celisse is all "i'm perfectly happy with just the first cd"
009 celisse is coming over today!

ROCK! i'm a drum major! bwahaha :)

**celisse is sooooo bored.



Thursday, July 04, 2002
...once in a house on a hill, a boy got angry. he broke into my heart. for a day and a night i stayed beside him. until i had no hope. so i came down the hill. of course i was hurt, but then i started to think..

it shouldnt hurt me to be free. thats what i really need, to pull myself together. But if its so good being free would you mind telling me, why i dont know what to do with myself?

Theres a bar by the dock where i found myself drinking with this man. He offered me a cigarette and i accepted because its been a very long time. as it burned to the end, i thought of the boy no one could ever forget.

It shouldnt hurt me to be free, Its what i really need, to pull myself together. But if its so good being free would you mind telling me, why i dont know what to do with myself?

--"to be free" -- Emiliana Torrini



whee! i finally uploaded all of my pictures. now theres a nifty little link on the side of my blog! bwaaaaha!
heres ths link now:
CRUISE 2002!
yaaay! ok. :)
oh and happy fourth of july too. whee!