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Thursday, September 26, 2002

oh how funny.
note sarcasm
i just got a "SMILEY GRAM!" from this girl i went to high school with.
erm.. this is what it said:

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Subject: can you do me a favor?

Hi Celisse, I'm sending you this Smiley-Gram for two reasons - first, because I wanted to put a smile on your face (you'll see what i mean after you view it)...and second, I need you to do me a favor - can you fill out five different people who can verify that they know you? i only need 5 more referrals to win a prize...thanx!
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BAHAHAHAHAHA
erm.. ok she doesnt talk to me for over three months.
in fact, the last time i did speak to her was online and that was when she told me the hell off and then claimed that someone else was using her computer.
riiiiiiight.
ok. so i'm supposed to insert the emails of five people who can verify that they know me so SHE can win a prize of some sort??
ok no.
haha if she asks me about it, which is doubtful, i'll put her on block again or deny that i ever got the email. why should i help someone who was such a lamer to me get a prize? k no.
heehee! that just made me giggle.

29 DAYS TILL HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS hee!

**celisse



Monday, September 23, 2002

lalala i hate my mother.
i hate her more and more every day lalala.
she needs to just stop talking to me. its not that hard, i've mostly stopped talking to her so why cant she do the same?
in other news, today was pretty good... until i came home anyway, but whatever :o/

hah we got our essays back in english. i got a B. i did some documentation crap wrong (WHATEVER, i did it how she said to do it on the first draft, blitch) and i made a couple of other mistakes but she said overall it was good.
i was all happy because this one guy got a lower grade than i did.
you know how in every class theres some verbose little ass gnome that thinks hes ruler of the world because he uses big words (most of the time incorrectly and out of context *cough*) and answers all the teachers questions like hes the only one in the class who knows what he's talking about? well yeah hes one of those guys. i wanna hit him with my shoe everytime he speaks.
anyway haha he got a C and was making a big to do about it. and i got a B. haha IN YO' FACE, MUTHAH FLUCKAH!
hee!
acting was fun. professor neal said that my monologue was too long, but its only two paragraphs long, dude. whatever, i'll time myself and cut just a couple of parts of it. i speak quickly enough for it to be the perfect timing by the time i get it memorized, i'm sure.
my monologue is so cool haha. i'm gonna be "Lucifer" haha. figures.

i'm so excited about halloween horror nights this year. ONE MONTH AND THREE DAYS, YO! haha. caroline showed me all these cool websites with info and crap. she IS the internet queeeeen! haha. yaya i'm gonna have fun. the only drawback is that i'm gonna be with... mom. but hopefully she'll be back on her fricken prozac by then and wont be a bleeding basketcase like shes been.

SHOUTOUT TO LYRANA, ROSEY, DEX (where is that lamer?), AND SPATULATASTIC, YO!
HOLLA BACK, YOUNGIN'

*cough* i'm weird.

**celisse



Saturday, September 21, 2002

i feel a little better now.
..well i dont wanna throw myself in front of a truck, if thats any clue. hah.
erm.. i have a bad headache, and a tummy ache :o/
today was a bad day. i need to not get this bad. i rarely do.
this girl on palace is being really really annoying because there are four people in the room and no ones talking.
shes a lamernoid. :o/
hah she used to talk crap about me :)
i was bored so i taught myself the ketchup dance last night. hah i'm so geek.
its so hot here. the AC like.. died. its terrible. its hotter in this house than it is outside.
i went to the mall yesterday with karla. we went to the movies and saw Barbershop.
it was... long. but i didnt hate it. so that was cool.
then we went to target at sawgrass mills haha and i bought myself this cute whiteboard with a clock and all these little magnets. it rocks.
karla bought a purse for herself.
well i paid for it since i never got her a birthday present. haha. the purse is... weird. its hot pink and has all these sequins and beads and drawings on it. its just karla's style. her hairs gotten so long. i miss my long hair haha. but i'm gonna cut mine again soon.
hah The Royal Tenenbaums is an awesome movie. i bought the dvd a few days ago. its a great movie. Ary and Uzi are adorable and buckley was so cute haha. and Pagoda was funny too. hee! if you havent seen it, go out and buy it. its great. kinda sad though. but still a good movie :)
i have a math test on tuesday. LAME.
and i still have to find a monologue for Acting. DOES ANYONE KNOW OF A GOOD PLACE TO FIND MONOLOGUES FOR FEMALES?? IF SO, PLEEEEEASE EMAIL ME!!!
ok. i'm going. this post was overly long.

**celisse



i dont know what to do
i cant be here
i cant be with HER.
i cant live in this house anymore.
i hate this house, i've ALWAYS hated this house.
i hope it bleeding burns down. i dont care about anything that happens, i want this house to burn.
ive lived here for almost fourteen years now and its not getting any better. every day it gets worse. there is something WRONG here. everybody knows it. there has always been something wrong with this house. even before we moved in. this house was meant to burn. the previous owner almost burned it down anyway. the whole kitchen was destroyed. thats how its meant to be here. even Pastor Lisa knows theres something wrong here.
i dont know what to do. i'm reaching the end of my rope. i need to get away from here.



i dont know what to do
i cant be here
i cant be with HER.
i cant live in this house anymore.
i hate this house, i've ALWAYS hated this house.
i hope it bleeding burns down. i dont care about anything that happens, i want this house to burn.
ive lived here for almost fourteen years now and its not getting any better. every day it gets worse. there is something WRONG here. everybody knows it. there has always been something wrong with this house. even before we moved in. this house was meant to burn. the previous owner almost burned it down anyway. the whole kitchen was destroyed. thats how its meant to be here. even Pastor Lisa knows theres something wrong here.
i dont know what to do. i'm reaching the end of my rope. i need to get away from here.



my mom might wanna re-think that 'she doesnt hate me' comment...



*sigh* i hate this place.



Monday, September 16, 2002

lah.
i went to both my classes today.
yaaaay i'm a good girl.
i was about an hour late for my english class though haha.
AT LEAST I WENT!
i had a crisis this morning
and may i say I WANT MY MOTHER TO BE HIT BY A BUG IN THE FACE REALLY REALLY HARD!
ok. hee!
uhm... ok then i went to acting class.
and it was really boring today. we just said the same crap over and over and over. well it wasnt as boring as sociology, or as math, but still pretty boring.
yeah and theeeen. i signed up to be on the production crew for Dueling Odd Couples. haha. i hope i get a cool job. whee!
AND THEN i came home.
the good thing about having early classes:
coming home to an empty house.
i love that.
ok and then... here i am. whee! haha ok i got a check for 600 bux from fiu.
i dont know what i'm supposed to do with it haha. SOMEONE HELP ME.
but.. if i have anything left over...
can we say: dvd player?
NO WE CANT BECAUSE I NEED A NEW CAMERA. i already have a dvd player anyway. even if its on my CRAPTASTIC COMPUTER BISH HOLIO.
well.. whatever. i'll decide later. YAY!

(for rosey and ly...)
HOLLA BACK, YOUNGIN'!

(for dex...)
aww i <|3 you. HAH!

oh my gosh my dog is so flatulent right now! *gets a gas mask*

uhm.. (for strange)
ITS ON NOW, BLITCH! YOU'RE GOIN' DOOOOOOWN! haha

i'm so bored.
can you tell?

**celisse



Saturday, September 14, 2002

hah stupid commercial #3:

the dumb snickers commercial with the lifeguard..
"i didnt know seagulls said 'help', i thought they said 'caw.'"
LAME!

haha



...i hate when i make an lj icon for someone and they dont even thank me.
..or credit me.
its like. Hi. I took time out of my life, when i wasnt even really feeling well, to make you a little ode to your relationship that will probably be over in a couple of days ANYWAY. the least you could do is put a keyword in that says "made by the_mime" or at least a little email saying thanks.
but no, people suck.
*sigh*

**celisse



Friday, September 13, 2002

ok.. i need to rant.
about a bunch of things.
so i'm gonna do that.
and i'm not gonna use any bleeding lj cut. so there.

ok so i went to school today as usual. fine. had freshman experience. boring boring. some weird lady from the learning center came to talk to us. i was SO enthralled. really. *snore*
after class, i went to go get lunch even thought it was kinda early, but there wasnt anything out yet. so i just decided to go to my work study early and get lunch later. fine. i make my way over to the human resources center, and the guy who works there was at his desk. i said hi and made my way to the back of the office where i do my crap. he stopped me though, and was like "oh are you here to turn in your time card?" and i was like '...no. i'm not supposed to do that until next week i thought" and hes all "oh i guess you havent heard."
"havent heard what?"
"well, we got a notice from financial aid the other day that they cancelled your work study."
insert image of celisse standing there in disbelief.
i was SO angry!
i actually really liked working there, despite it being a JOB. because it was such a cushy job! i mean, i was there twelve hours a week. sat there and filed papers or typed up crap, went home. and got paid 6.50 an hour for basically picking my nose. duuuude. i'm angry.
so alexander told me to call financial aid and find out what happened, since he couldnt find the letter they sent them. first off, i wanna know why they didnt send ME a letter. or call me or email me or something. dude. i get enough damn emails from FIU, i figure they could have the decency to tell me i cant have my work study award anymore. but no. jerks.
so the lady i spoke to badically told me that on my fasfa i put that i would be living on campus. and since they found out that i'm NOT living o campus, they decided i didnt need the work study and they terminated my award.
HELLO, BISH. i put on my fasfa that i would be living on campus because at that point i was 75% sure that i was going to be living on campus! damnit! its not like i bloody LIED. and then she had the nerve to say "mkaybye" before hanging up on me.
dont, you "mkaybye" me, wench!
in the spirit of dex, I'LL "MKAYBYE" YOUR FACE, BLITCH!
*breathe in, breathe out*
i'm ok. really. i'm MAJORLY pissed off, but i'm ok.
damnit. i was really looking forward to having.. money! that was my own! and not my moms!
i'm pissed. grrr

ok. second rant.
i'm sure everyones been hearing since the summer about the the government wanting to bring an end to sadaam hussein. oh yes.
well you know? i REALLY think thats a bad idea. i think it would be COMPLETELY unwise on our countries part to attack iraq. i really honestly feel that its NOT a good idea at all.
sadaam hussein is an asshole. we all know that. we knew it twelve years ago when the other bush tried to do something about him.
this is gonna start ww3, i can feel it. i'm more patriotic than people would think, and i support the government more than people would believe, and i'm a lot more republican than anyone would think i am, but i dont support this. but hey, who the hell cares what some eighteen year old brat in miami, florida thinks about the government. shes just a teenager teenagers dont know anything.
i dont know, i just have a bad feeling about that.
i think the US gets involved in too many things that dont concern us. i can understand the government sending troops to afghanistan after 9/11. i supported that. but i think the US should keep their asses out of iraq. and away from sadaam hussein. hes got nuclear weapons. he's had nuclear weapons. he will always have nuclear weapons and i dont think its a very good idea to attack a man who would have no problem nuking our asses around the moon and back.
i dont know. maybe i'm just paranoid. whatever. it just doesnt seem like a good idea. *sigh*

rant number 3.
what the hell is going on at alligator alley?!
that was.. weird. i hope its all just a hoax. damn. and its weird because just on wednesday my mom was saying that we were under a yellow alert or something, and i said that i thought that was pretty lame. and i think my exact words were "who would wanna bomb miami? why would anyone wanna kill such a bunch of unimportant people?"
and here we are now. i need to stop jinxing myself :o/
i just hope its a hoax.

ok. i'm done. still pissed like whoa, but done. *sigh*

**celisse



Thursday, September 12, 2002

we're the dumbest people in the whole wide world.

.£yrana.[shoelace].: wb rosey
.£yrana.[shoelace].: you missed you trying to be us
.£yrana.[shoelace].: or me
.|2ا€¥.: thanks
.£yrana.[shoelace].: or yourself.
the_mime (deity): haha
.|2ا€¥.: er?
.£yrana.[shoelace].: *blows nose*
the_mime (deity): you were trying to be me trying to be ly
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
.£yrana.[shoelace].: while trying to be yourself, sorta kinda
.|2ا€¥.: O.o?
the_mime (deity): and lyrana was trying to be outsider trying to be... herself.
.£yrana.[shoelace].: you were here and you didn't even know it
.|2ا€¥.: *confused*
.|2ا€¥.: O.o
the_mime (deity): and then everyone was mime for a minute or two
.£yrana.[shoelace].: while i was trying to convince you to give mime my name back
.|2ا€¥.: haha
.£yrana.[shoelace].: i lost my name :/
the_mime (deity): what?
.£yrana.[shoelace].: and got you sick
the_mime (deity): i just read that like four times and i still didnt get it
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
the_mime (deity): haha and then you were rancid
.£yrana.[shoelace].: but, rosey, you were trying to find an av of yourself to convince foolish you were you.
the_mime (deity): and you were telling everyone about your erectile hair
.£yrana.[shoelace].: but you couldn't
.£yrana.[shoelace].: so you were yee, while mime was me.
the_mime (deity): hahaha
.|2ا€¥.: haha
.|2ا€¥.: oh gosh
.£yrana.[shoelace].: hah
.£yrana.[shoelace].: yayy
>>FooLiSh<<: so everyone is back to normal right??
.|2ا€¥.: O.o
.|2ا€¥.: no, I'm Ly
.£yrana.[shoelace].: no, im actually
.£yrana.[shoelace].: you, foolish
.£yrana.[shoelace].: im you
.|2ا€¥.: O.o
the_mime (deity): i'm still rancid. i love my erectile hair.
.£yrana.[shoelace].: or jess, as i like to call myself
.£yrana.[shoelace].: cause you are jess
.£yrana.[shoelace].: and so am i
.|2ا€¥.: haha
>>FooLiSh<<: O GOODNESS NOT AGAIN
.|2ا€¥.: ERECTILE!
>>FooLiSh<<: IM JESSIKUH
.£yrana.[shoelace].: so i am youuu
.|2ا€¥.: haha
>>FooLiSh<<: BUT UR NAME IS JESSICA TOO
.£yrana.[shoelace].: no, it isn't
.£yrana.[shoelace].: im just you
RANCID: what name?
.£yrana.[shoelace].: but if im you, and rosey is ly, mime is rancid, who are you FOOLISH?
RANCID: FOOLISH IS MIME!
.£yrana.[shoelace].: foolish is a CIA agent
B|ack†: O.o
>>FooLiSh<<: yea im mime
.£yrana.[shoelace].: trtying to get in on our secret operation
.£yrana.[shoelace].: *spy like*
B|ack†: haha
RANCID: toldyou she was mime
.£yrana.[shoelace].: liar
.£yrana.[shoelace].: you aren't rancid either
RANCID: my hair always tells the truth
.£yrana.[shoelace].: you are
.£yrana.[shoelace].: er, edyn
>>FooLiSh<<: i always lie
.£yrana.[shoelace].: LIAR
.£yrana.[shoelace].: you never lie
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
RANCID: MIME NEVER LIES
>>FooLiSh<<: MIME ALWAYS LIES
RANCID: SHE DOES NOT
>>FooLiSh<<: she does too
RANCID: SHES A TRUTH TELLING PERSON

HAH you wouldnt get this unless you were there.
which none of you were.
unless LYRANA STUPID BISH HOLIO is reading this.
hahah :)



haha i'm listening to REM, hear that, Rosey and Ly BISHES?! TAKE THAT, OLP LOVING FREEEEEAKS!
wow ok that was dumb.
anyway, today was appropriately an UGLY day. it was pretty gross out all day. well most of the day anyway.
i went to a memorial thingie at school. it was nice. there was a lot of praying. and one girl who really couldnt sing but i guess its not nice to judge people at something like that :o/
its been one year. time flies so fast. i mean, a year and two days ago, i was falling asleep in my english class. hah i was in love with some idiot in my TV production class. i was planning how to do my hair for Homecoming. and i look back, and it just all flew by. i dont know. i mean, compared to recent years, this past year has actually been a really good one for me. anyone who knows the drama could understand why. i'm happier now than i was for a while.
but on a while, this year was terrible. so many people died, not only in the attacks, but just in general. three musicians we lost in just one year. we lost a lot of good people this year.
i dont know. today was just pretty sad and confusing in general.
anyway, the soccer game was LAME. FIU lost 0-4. cuuuute :o/
we stayed for like.. fifteen minutes haha. :)
but in the fifteen minutes we were there, FAU scored like two points. pretty pathetic on the part of the Golden Panthers (*rawr.... or not?*)
hah acting class was major fun. we got to yell at eachother and i got to cry like a baby. twas fun, twas fun :)
tomorrow i'm gonna try to come home earlyish and clean up this house. its such a mess. AND bathe arnie. damb dog is beginning to offend the flies. i'm going to attempt to shave him as well. haha. i'm gonna have a bald dog by the end of the day :o/
ugh. i have my early class tomorrow and its entirely too late for me to be up. i'm going to sleep.

**celisse



Wednesday, September 11, 2002

In Memorium of the 9/11 Victims. Rest In Peace



Tuesday, September 10, 2002

lalalal today was an interesting day.
uhm.. ok i got to class actually EARLY. well.. on time anyway. and i slightly understood what my professor was talking about (finite math), so that was pretty nifty. after that i went with this girl whos in a bunch of my classes (well like three of them), and we made copies and stuff. OMG WE'RE SO PUNK RAWK! hah anyway. :)
i went to sociology and it was so boring today. i really like that class but dude. *snore* much? i seriously almost fell asleep there a few times. gar.
after that i went to my work study. i basically do all the crap that no one else wants to do. i filed and recorded some crap and i typed up labels. on friday i get to *gasp* STICK ON THE LABELS! oh yeah, i CANT wait for that. :o/
oh well, there was a bit of time where i had nothing to do so i did my math homework. that was good.
i went home on the 3:10. and there was this really really really really really really cute guy who got on the bus someplace between fiu and my house haha. gah i want to kidnap him.
well not. but he was so pretty. :)
lyrana, the great haver of balls, really needs to move down here and help me stalk all my fifty boy obsessions. whee!
k so when i got home, against my better judgement, i took a like 3 hour nap. that was lovely haha. :)
tomorrow i'm going with Caroline to a soccergame. haha. that should be.. interesting. whee! i hope it doesnt rain though. the forecast for tomorrow says stormy so i dont know. :o/

ok. i'm going to go plot ways to stalk my obsession. haha :)

**celisse



Sunday, September 08, 2002

fun at ocean pub HAH

the_mime (deity): DONT SOMETHING YOUR HAAAAAAAND
twiztiЫ»sk8eR: bye
the_mime (deity): OOOOOOH
the_mime (deity): NO
.|2ا€¥.: LOLOLOLOL
.£yrana.[shoelace].: OMG
The Psian: ^brbcya
The Psian: .alksdf
The Psian: cya
.£yrana.[shoelace].: ripewg'orgb'uolb
the_mime (deity): DONT SOMEEEETHING YOUR HAAAAND
.|2ا€¥.: V.v
.£yrana.[shoelace].: don't kill your handdd
the_mime (deity): FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
.£yrana.[shoelace].: don't DYE your hand
.|2ا€¥.: it's like boobs and no head
.£yrana.[shoelace].: don't
.£yrana.[shoelace].: er
the_mime (deity): YOURE NOT ALONE
.£yrana.[shoelace].: IM ALONE
the_mime (deity): dadadadada
.£yrana.[shoelace].: dod oddod
the_mime (deity): YOURE ON YOUR OWN
the_mime (deity): IN THIS LIFE
.£yrana.[shoelace].: Im with PEOPEL
.£yrana.[shoelace].: I HAVE NO LIFE
the_mime (deity): DAYS AND NIGHTS SOMETHING
.£yrana.[shoelace].: nights and days
the_mime (deity): THINK YOUVE HAD TOO MUCH
Edyn: whoa
the_mime (deity): OF THIS LIFE
.£yrana.[shoelace].: think i haven't had enoughh
the_mime (deity): TO HANG ON
.£yrana.[shoelace].: no lifee
the_mime (deity): shut uppp
.£yrana.[shoelace].: letting go
.|2ا€¥.: STOP
.£yrana.[shoelace].: hehe
Edyn: okay, what happened to our good friend mime over there?;x
the_mime (deity): EVERYBODY HUUUURTS
the_mime (deity): SOMETIMES EVERYBODY CIRESSSS
the_mime (deity): EVERYBODY HUUUUURTS
.|2ا€¥.: Mime is a psycho
.£yrana.[shoelace].: gahhahaha
the_mime (deity): SOME.......... TIMES
.£yrana.[shoelace].: some LIES
.£yrana.[shoelace].: some fruits?
the_mime (deity): EVERYBODY HUUUUURTS
.£yrana.[shoelace].: some CHOCOLATES
the_mime (deity): SOME TIMESSSS
the_mime (deity): SO HOLD ON
.£yrana.[shoelace].: not everyone hurts
.£yrana.[shoelace].: all the time
the_mime (deity): HOOOOLD OOON
.£yrana.[shoelace].: lettting goo
the_mime (deity): HOOOOOOOOOLD ON
.|2ا€¥.: *suffocates*
.£yrana.[shoelace].: lettttting gooo
the_mime (deity): !HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
the_mime (deity): hahahah
the_mime (deity): lamers!
.£yrana.[shoelace].: ! LETTTING GOOOO
the_mime (deity): i hate you people
.£yrana.[shoelace].: i love you
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
Edyn: sheesh
.£yrana.[shoelace].: im laughing horribly right now
the_mime (deity): olp is STUPID
the_mime (deity): me too
Edyn: laughing?!
.£yrana.[shoelace].: OLP ROCKS
.|2ا€¥.: AH
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
the_mime (deity): OLP SUUUUCKS
Edyn: I'm scared..;x
the_mime (deity): SUUUUUCKS YEEEEE!
.|2ا€¥.: OLP DOES NOT SUCK
.£yrana.[shoelace].: REM SUcKKSSS
.|2ا€¥.: MIME SUCKSSS DICK
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
Edyn: haha
the_mime (deity): !!! !!!!!
.£yrana.[shoelace].: *bangs head on keyboarD*
the_mime (deity): THAT WAS LOW, ROSEY POSEY FUSSY ASS HEAD
.|2ا€¥.: PENIS
the_mime (deity): ASS CRACK
.|2ا€¥.: haha
.£yrana.[shoelace].: haha
.|2ا€¥.: *slap*
the_mime (deity): !VAGINA



Friday, September 06, 2002

OH MY GOSH!!!
93.1 is playing HIM!!!
whaaaaaat is that?!
theyre playing some weirdo version of "join me"
which is an awesome song, btw, but not the way they did it.
i'm officially frightened and confused by this stupid station. i dont even know why i'm listening to it. *sigh*



is anyone else following that new thing about the 13 and 14 yr old boys who killed their father in Pensacola, FL?
dude. that is the most convoluted, twisted and just.. sick story. the kids confessed to murdering their dad, right? but now theyre all saying that this pedophile neighbor or something killed him and they were covering up for him. and the thirteen year old is all saying how in love with the guy he is and so on and so on.
dude. what IS that?! its sick. sick sick sick.
and hah i was gonna go to school in pensacola.
anyway, i just dont get that.
i hope they all get the death penalty. i dont care if theyre kids. theyre SICK kids. fricken weirdos.
anyway..

**celisse



ughy i dont feel well.
what a day.
i went to school. had an OH SO EXCITING library tour. *snore* hah.
anyway, after that, i had my first day of work study. i was there from 11-3.
hah my work schedule as of now is:
MONDAY 12:15 - 4:00
TUESDAY & FRIDAY 11:00 - 3:00
what. ev. er.
blargh. this guy there is SO chatty. for the first half of my time there, i was stapling an infinite amount of applications with him. hes nice i guess, i just wanted to shove the stapler in his mouth and choke him on it, but whatever. he kept telling me as i was stapling "wow. you're quick. here, have another box." grr. like stapling is such a strenuous activity and all. lamer.
after that, the actual person whos gonne be working me or whatever came and she showed me around. i'm glad to say i get to sit in back and file and type and do crap like that, instead of sit in front and answer phones and talk to people. ick. i cant deal with people. why am i a hospitality major again?? haha
erm.. so i sat there for an hour and updated this huge binder filled with boring crap. i have to do another one of those on monday. and i'll probably get to type up labels. OH SO FUN.
oh well, this job beats most i guess. at least most for people who have never worked a day in their lives before. haha. :)
k i got home at like fricken 4:30 because the bus driver took this really really long-cut and it took forever. it was scary. i was like "where the HELL am i? gah did i get on the wrong bus again?!" haha. oh well.

lalala bored bored bored k bye.

**celisse



Thursday, September 05, 2002

hee. school was.. erm.. fast today.
i actually made it to my finite math class. i was only a couple of minutes late, but that was because they moved the class and i couldnt find the damb room. i was walking around like an idiot on the first floor of AC1 trying to find some room that was tucked away behind the oasis. slick, celisse. real cool. haha! :)
anyway, erm.. i have to look for some girl and ask her if i can borrow her syllabus. that should be interesting. considering i dont even know her damb name :o/
there is someone i know from HS that i could ask... but yeah.. ew? haha
my sociology instructor cancelled class so i got to go home at like 9:30. that was refreshing. i took a much-needed nap. and caught up on days of our lives, since i'm a major geek. and i STILL dont understand that show.
k. ew i start a *gasp* JOB tomorrow. kill me now.
haha i'm gonna be working in the Human Resources office in LIB 332A or something starting at 11am. everyone visit meeeee. haha :)
erghle. i didnt understand my finite math class at all. i dont know what to do, the man was like speaking another language. almost literally. he seems like a nice guy though, so i dont wanna drop the class. if i drop it, next time i may get a mean bish of a professor who wants everyone to faillll. and thats not cool. so i think i'll just suck it up and stick with this one :o/

LAME COMMERCIAL ALERT NUMBER 2

that dumb yogurt commercial with the stupid construction worker guys stirring it up and doing some dumb dance. HELLO. that commercial could not possibly be any dumber ever. dude.

**celisse



Wednesday, September 04, 2002


lalala.
i'm bored. school was ok today. i didnt have any major bus crisis so that was good.
ugh, i really feel like straightening my hair for tomorrow but its bloody pointless in this weather :o/
its so humid all the time. kill me.
that american idol show is pretty good. i just started watching it like.. two weeks ago. haha. :)
or was it last week? yeah i started watching it when it was down to the short-haired red head who really cant sing at all, the curly headed boy and the girl who can actually sing. i think that was last week. hah i'd only watched the first few episodes with the auditions. those were funny :)
ok. did this guy not have a goatee thing going on like half an hour ago? dude.
blargh. i'm gonna start working on a new layout for my site. but knowing me, it wont be up till i have another big break in school haha :)
i dont have sociology tomorrow. so i get to go home at like.. 11. yay! :)
the lady from HR still hasnt called me. i dont like that. dude. i ALWAYS have my cellphone next to me. if someones gonna call you, they... should? i'm getting really irritated.
lalala bored. i was gonna say something... but i forgot. blarhhhhhhhh. haha. ok. goodbye, lamers. :)



this day has sucked....
to the suckiest level of suck that has EVER sucked before.
ok, first off, my alarm clock totally decided to be a bish and not ring. so i started my day off late. THEN, i missed the late bus going to FIU. fine. then i sat there for AN HOUR before another bus came, at fricken 7:45. and my Finite Math class starts at 8. ok fine. i figured i'd get there VERY late, but still have time to talk to the teacher and explain what happened.
well, i was WRONG.
the bus broke the hell down on the way there and we had to wait for another bus.
by the time i got to BBC, it was already past 9:30 and i was almost late for my Sociology Class. Luckily, i made it there before the instructor did.
ok. Sociology was fun. we talked about suicide and other interesting things. i like that class. the weird old hag lady didnt sit next to me. in fact, i dont even think she was there (yay!) haha.
ok.. after that, i dropped off my work study application thingy at the HR office and the lady said she'd call me this afternoon. but she never did. typical.
THEEEEN, i went home. and it started to rain on the way. so i had to wait in a bus stop for a bus i wasnt even going on... in the rain... for another half hour.
then i faced the torrents (ok, it was drizzing, but whatever.) and went to the 91 bus stop. AN HOUR LATER, the 91 shows up, and i take it the like.. two blocks to my house. yay.
or not.
woofie was sick and left me a LOVELY gift. so i had to clean up THAT mess. then he decided to be a brat since i was angry at him and dragged mud through the house. FINE. bish dog.
i get online so i can email my Finite Math Professor and explain what happened and hopefully get an assignment to make up my absence. after that, i check my earthlink accounts for mail, and what do i find?

-----------------------------------
hey,

I looked at your profile on moc, just wanted to say i think you're really beautiful and i dug your
profile. i've been thinking about emailing you for a while, i was kind of nervous cause i didn't know
what you'd think.

my name is chris and i have some pictures up at [removed for privacy] . i'm kind of a scenester
dork lol, but not really. i'm in a band in we play mostly punk stuff and i play the guitar. i'm 18,
if you can't tell from those pics :)

anyway, this might sound kind of weird but i wanted to know if you might be interested in sexual talks,
like cyber sex i guess. not a lot of girls are real open with that, but i've been thinking about you
for a while and it's always really turned me on and i wanted to take my chance *blush*

my aim screename is [removed for privacy] or you can email me back, maybe with a few more pictures of yourself?
if you don't really want to talk dirty that's okay, we can just chat. you've just made me really horny
in the past and i wanted to return that. so what do you think?

anyway, write me back and peace
chris
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YECK, BLECH AND EW!
its a shame, he seems like a nice enough guy.
you know, apart from the sick, sad, pathetic, desperate and completely WEIRD part....
haha anyway, i promptly removed my profile and picture from MOC, and deleted the email. haha. weirdo.
ok so after THAT ordeal, i found out that our check for 3000 bux came and i called my mom and we were happy so we went out to dinner at the Katz Diner. i really dont like that place much but whatever. i had a grilled chicken ceasar salad that was yummy. and dr. browns soda. yummm haha
ok then after that, we had to show the house. so debbie (who is SO nice) came over and kicked us out for a bit while she showed the house. we went driving around looking at houses. i saw one really nice one i liked, but it wasnt for sale. :o/
then after that we went home and my dogs went INSANE while i was doing something and made a huge mess of the house.
so i cleaned that stuff up and now here i am.
i still have a bunch of reading to do for tomorrow but i'll do it on the bus.
needless to say, this was a CRAPTASTICAL DAY AND I WANT IT TO DIE!
so i'm going to sleep or something. bye!

**celisse haha



Tuesday, September 03, 2002

karlas SCARY

flippergirl99: my sister and i made up a song about squatting.
flippergirl99: it is about the people that live in squatland
CelissE 13: idiots
CelissE 13: i need to go. i have class at 8.
flippergirl99: good-bye my love.
CelissE 13: shut uppppp
flippergirl99: kiss*
flippergirl99: hahaha
CelissE 13: STOP
CelissE 13: goodbye!
flippergirl99: bye
flippergirl99: !!!



Sunday, September 01, 2002

this moron IM'd me last night. five times. while i had my away message up.
and then he IM'd me again today. fricken stalker.
i dont have the first half of the conversation, because it was lame and i closed it, but it went along the lines of my asking who he was, and he not answering, and he asking me if i was a blazer, and then asking me why not when i told him i wasnt. anyway, this half of the conversation came just after he asked me what my favorite deftones song, and being that i'm not heavily into the deftones i said i didnt remember the name of the song:

Hell World: oh so ur a poser
Hell World: ok then bye
CelissE 13: i'm a poser? erm.. no. i said "theyre ok" not "OMG THEYRE MY FAVORITE BAND LOLOLOL!"
CelissE 13: lamer
Hell World: ur a poser
CelissE 13: ok then.
Hell World: u dont know shit about music
CelissE 13: you dont even know me.
Hell World: yes i do
CelissE 13: you ask me about ONE band that i'm not even into.
Hell World: ur a poser
CelissE 13: and you're fricken stupid
Hell World: whats ur favorite band then
CelissE 13: cky?
Hell World: ur stupid
Hell World: cky?
Hell World: they suck
Hell World: all about deftones
CelissE 13: ok great. like you know music from the hole in your ass.
Hell World: and nirvana
Hell World: ur a dumb ass
CelissE 13: fine, whatever.
CelissE 13: my heart bleeds, really
Hell World: shut up
CelissE 13: or what?
Hell World: k
CelissE 13: you'll send me a big bad virus cuz you're so 1337?
Hell World: ???
Hell World: what
CelissE 13: lamer

yeah. idiots. they should all die. DIE DIEEEEE! hah.