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>>Odd "Frazes"
Goku
-No
I don't want any food
-Vegeta
you win now let's go shoot some hoops!
-(Looks
in a mirrior) AHHH!! IT'S TAURUS!!!!!
-I'M
ON STRIKE! SAVE YOUR OWN FREAKING PLANET!
-I
lost a food eating contest....
-I'm
sorry Gohan, we're all out of senzus I gave the last one to Freeza
-I
sometimes think Flowers are out to get me.
-What
is it Lassie? Gohan's in trouble?
-Soon
as I find that Kakarott I'm going to kill him!
-Stop
hurting me!
-Whaddya
say we fight tomorrow? I need some shut eye, Cell.
-BUT
I WASN'T DRIVING DRUNK WITH PICCOLO! I DON'T EVEN DRINK!.
-I
am really good with computers.
-alfk;dafkjklawfjelk
wafje l;kjfkla fjlak fjfj klafj lkafj
-Go
ahead and destroy the planet I don't care anymore, after you
somebody else would just try, there is no end to this.
-don't hurt me
I'm tender!
Vegeta
-
Live long and prosper
-
Doing these Big Bang Attacks and Galet Guns is getting old.
-
Why don't we have a picnic? We can talk about all kinds of things.
Like peace, love, and happiness.
-Spock
has died! Now I can become one of 'Star Trek' cast members!
-Nothing
can be trusted. Not even cows!
-(Majin)
TIME TO DIE BUU! What? You hate Kakarotto too? Okay, let's team up
and kill him.
THAT
MIME WON'T STOP LOOKING AT ME!
-
I am Batman!
-(SSJ4)
HA! Kakarotto you have pink fur like a little girl! Mine's red like
blood! Haha
-It's
okay, Trunks, you don't have to train anymore, I'm proud of you just
the way you are.
-Let's
all retire from being warriors and become hippies.
-HEY
EVERYONE! Mystery Science Theater 3000 is on! Let's go!
-(singing)
We all live in a pokemon world! I wana be the greatest master of
them all!!
Gohan
-(to
Goku) Hiya Father! Wanna know what? I hate you! I beat Cell and
you didn't! I went SSJ2 before you! You suck!
-
Darnit, Higher Dragon! Get away from me! I thought Taurus got rid
of you!
-Alright
Pikachu I have had enough of this Pokeon garbage MASENKO!
-
I wanna help Buu destroy earth.
-I
always end up killing my friends sooner or later.
-(Goes
SSJ2 infont of Goku) Alright Kakarot this ends now prepare to be
finished.
-I
smoked pot yesterday
-Alright
Chi-Chi if you tell me to study one more time I'll kill you and
this time you wont be able to be wished back!
-Fu....sion
HA!
Future
Trunks
-I'm
sad that I was born a man. I wanted to be just like mom.
-Sir,
can I buy that wig? I want to have hair just like my dad's!
-I
am getting tired carrying this plastic sword over my back all the
time.
-I
lost my scrunchie!! I'm not going anywhere without my scrunchie!!
-(in
the future timeline) Hey guess what mom, me and the robots went
and killed more humans those 2 are really cool people once you get
to know them.
-The
Reason I came from the future is to make sure Gohan, dosen't
survive the android attack (gets out his sword and slices Gohan in
half)
Chibi
Trunks
-Eh?
Goten, you don't want to play a prank?
-Why
is it that everytime Vegetto shows up Dad and Goku are gone?
THEY'RE AFRAID OF HIM!
-Save the world? Or go have a tea party with Brolly? Hmm... I'll go with the tea!
-What would happen if we fused with Gogeta?
-Let's join with Hitler and take over the world.
Piccolo
- That plant over there is offending me.
- Guys, don't you like the catchy tune that follows me everywhere?
-I am the only super saiyan.
Bulma
- Now Now, Vegeta. That splinter is deep. I'll go defeat Cell for you.
Vegetto
-Well I used to be a fighter but I've retired to become a cocktail waiter.
-I would kill that Vegetto.. only if I could find him, though.
-I am not Goku, Or Vegeta.........oops I forgot the rest.
Yamcha
-(to Vegeta) Alright I've had enough of you, mortal, say bye-bye
- Oh, that awesome power we are sensing is coming from Yajirobee
Yajirobee
-Why isn't this slim fast working?
-C'mon! I can take you on, Vegetto
-No Goku, I'll be first in the Cell Game, I will defeat Cell so that nobody else would have to fight and get hurt, but if
I die I go down with honour.
Videl
- Gohan, I am more attracted to your father than you. Good-bye!
Pan
- I have always had a crush on Majin Buu.
Mr. Satan
-No I can't kill Cell, it's up to the Z warriors
-I just pretend to be strong so people will like me.
-I admit it Gohan is the one who killed Bojack and Cell, not me.
-Alright I have had enough I can't take this, that little boy is getting hurt, it's time for me to fight Cell
Tapion
- Let's all go tease some wild animals.
-What took you so long, finally freedom......oh wait isn't there some sort of catch to this?
Raditz
-Oh my god! I am sorry, Goku!
-How long would my hair be if I went SSJ3??
Nappa
- I really should of brought my wig before I came here. These icy winds are icing up my head.
-Vegeta it is time I killed you.
Dodoria
-I'm not fat I'm just big boned
Freeza
- Why does everything think I am related to icy products? My father is King Cold, that couldn't be it. My brother is
Kooler, Nah, that wouldn't do it. Maybe it's my skin color.
-You really think so, Zarbon? You like my new cherry red lipstick?
-Why does everyone think I am a girl?
Garlic Jr.
- Maybe wishing for immortality was a wrong thing.
-I am NOT a little kid! Size is nothing! (starts to cry)
Cell
- I was going to kill you all and rule the world but planting flowers is a lot more fun.
-Let's settle this over a nice game of Chess
Buu
- I was going to kill you but that Chile-Dog shop over there is just too tempting.
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kill all those people, they just wouldn't be my friends.
Bardock
-Freeza, I would destroy you but I have an appointment with my hair stylist.
- Ouch, I think this bandanna is cutting off the circulation to my brain.
I wonder if Kakarot will wish me back anytime soon.
-Goku wont beat Freeza cuz he's my son and i suck so bad at
everything i do
Taurus
-Hiya Goku!
-I'm getting plastic surgery. I've been looking like that fool Kakarott long enough people think I am his twin!
-I really don't look like Kakarotto. It's just a mask to fool stupid people like you
Why does everyone keep thinking that I am related to Kakarot?
(to Goku)- What do you think we would look like if we fused?
-I'll race you to the top of the Tree of Might!
Brolly
- Hi, I'm Brolly. Wanna have a tea party?
-Hey Goku, whatsup man, long time no see!
-(Goes SSJ4) What should I do with all this power. I know I'll go kill Cell for my old friend Goku
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