| Name | Description | Wedding Invitation? |
|---|---|---|
| Mack Intosh | Ungrateful, overbearing, meddling, boring. But I've known him a long time. And he's my father. | Yes |
| Wilma Flintstone | Lovely, doesn't eat much, fun, compulsive, and a great singer. Haven't seen her since the divorce proceedings. Fortunately, I don't have to pay alimony. | No |
| Grover Cleveland | My old college roommate! We were fraternity brothers and made it through boot camp together after we dropped out of college. He'll be the godfather of my kids. They're due a few months after the wedding. | Yes |
| John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt | A distant relative. I sure hate him, but he'll never spring for the airfare, so I don't need to worry about him saying yes. At least I hope so. Hmm . . . I'll have to think about this one. |
