2B or not 2B To Be Or Not To Be 4ever Forever A/S/L Age/Sex/Location AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact AATK Always At The Keyboard ABT About ACD Alt Control Delete ADN Any Day Now AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AFAIK As Far As I Know AFAIR As Far As I Recall -or- As Far As I Remember AFAYC As Far As You're Concerned AFAYK As Far As You Know AFC Away From Computer AFCPS Any Fool Can Plainly See AFDA A Few Days Ago AFDB A Few Days Back AFK Away From Keyboard AFTP Anonymous File Transfer Protocol AFU All F***ed Up AI As If AIAMU And I'm A Monkey's Uncle AIH As It Happens AIIC As If I Care AISI As I See It AIUI As I Understand It AKA or a.k.a. Also Known As ALA As Long As ALAP As Late As Possible AMBW All My Best Wishes AMF All My Fault or Adios Mother F***er AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction AML All My Love ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different AOAS All Of A Sudden AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth AOL America Online or Army Of Lamers AP Apple Pie APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity ASAFP As Soon As F***ing Possible ASAP As Soon As Possible ASF And So Forth ASL Age/Sex/Location ASO And So On ATM At The Moment ATSL Along The Same Line ATST At The Same Time AWGTHTGTATA Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again? AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AWGTHTGTTSA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again AWOL Absent Without Leave AWS As We Speak AWYR Awaiting Your Reply AYCOOYM Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind AYF All Your Fault AYK As You Know AYOR At Your Own Risk AYPI And Your Point Is AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something B/C Because B4 Before B4N Bye For Now BAB Build A Bridge BAC Back At Computer BAD Bad As Designed BAF Brain Already Fried BAIC Boy Am I Confused BAK Back At Keyboard BAMF Bad Ass Mother F***er BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control BBFBBM Body By Fisher, Brains by Mattel BBFN Bye Bye For Now BBIAB Be Back In A Bit BBIAF Be Back In A Few BBL Be Back Later BBN Bye Bye Now BBR Burnt Beyond Repair BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later BC Because BCBS Big Company, Big School BCNU Be Seein' You BDC Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com BDN Big Damn Number BEG Big Evil Grin BF Boy Friend BFD Big F***ing Deal BFFL Best Friends For Life BFG Big Fat Grin BFN Bye For Now BG Big Grin BGUTI Better Get Used To It BH Better Half BHOF Bald Headed Old Fart BIF Basis In Fact or Before I Forget BIOYA Blow It Out Your Ass BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your I/O Port BITD Back In The Day BKA Better Known As BLT Bacon Lettuce & Tomato BLTN Better Late Than Never BM Byte Me BMOTA Byte Me On The Ass BNF Big Name Fan BNI Batteries Not Included BOC But Of Course BOF Boring Old Fart BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell BOHICA Bend Over Here It Comes Again BOT Back On Topic BR Bathroom BRB Be Right Back BRBGTGP Be Right Back Got To Go Pee BRGDS Best Regards BRS Big Red Switch BRT Be Right There BS Big Smile BSF But Seriously Folks BST But Seriously Though BT Byte This BTA But Then Again or Before The Attacks BTAIM Be That As It May BTC Biting The Carpet BTDT Been There Done That BTDTGTS Been There Done That Got the T-Shirt BTFT Been There Fixed That BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me BTK Back To Keyboard BTSOOM Beats The Sh** Out Of Me BTU Back To You BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On BUGS Bloody User Generated Symptoms BWDIK But What Do I Know? BWFH Bastard Webmaster From Hell BWK Big Wet Kiss BWL Bursting With Laughter BWO Black, White or Other BWQ Buzz Word Quotient BYOB Bring Your Own Booze BYORL Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher C&G Chuckle and Grin C/P Cross Post C4N Ciao For Now CATCH Come Again? That Can't Help CBL Come Back Later CD-ROM Consumer Device Rendered Obsolete in Months CFD Call For Discussion CFV Call For Votes CIAO Goodbye (in Italian) CID Consider It Done CIS CompuServe Information Service CLI Command Line Interface CLM Career Limiting Move CMF Count My Fingers CNP Continued in Next Post COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language CofS Church of Scientology COI Come On In COTFL Crawling On The Floor Laughing CP Chat Post CRAFT Can't Remember a F***ing Thing CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products CRAWS Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh** CRS Can't Remember Sh** CSG Chuckle Snicker Grin CSL Can't Stop Laughing CSW Can't See Why CSY Can't Stop Yawning CTC Choking The Chicken CU See You CUA Common User Access or Commonly Used Acronyms CUIC See You In Church CUL Catch You Later CUL8R See You Later CW Complete Wank CWYL Chat With You Later CYA See Ya or Cover Your Ass CYAL8R See You Later CYL See You Later CYPUWIPD Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down D/L DownLoad DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DBAI Designed By An Idiot DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DD Dear Daughter or Dreaded Disease DD Due Diligence DDD Direct Distance Dial DEC Do Expect Cuts DEGT Don't Even Go There DETI Don't Even Think It DGT Don't Go There DH Dear Husband or Dick Head DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DIIK Damned If I Know DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DILLIGAF Do I Look Like I Give A F***? DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** DINK Dual Income No Kids DIY Do It Yourself DKDC Don't Know Don't Care DL DownLoad DLN Don't Leave Now DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite DLTDHYWTGLSY Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya DLTM Don't Lie To Me DMML Don't Make Me Laugh DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself DOS Defective/Dead Operating System or Dozing Off Soon DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job DRIB Don't Read If Busy DS Dear Son DSH Desperately Seeking Help DTHT Delighted To Hear That DTP DeskTop Publishing DTRT Do The Right Thing DUCT Did You See That? DW Dear Wife DWIM Do What I Mean DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do DWOL Drunk While On Line DWYM Does What You Mean DYHABF Do You Have A Boyfriend? DYHAGF Do You Have A Girlfriend? DYJHI Don't You Just Hate It DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When DYJHIWTH Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing DYT Don't You Think DYTS Don't You Think So ECP Excessive Cross Posting EG Evil Grin EMML E-mail Me Later EMP Excessive Multiple Posting EMSG Email Message EOD End Of Debate/Discussion EOF End Of File EOL End Of Lecture EOM End Of Message EOQ End Of Quote/Question EOT End Of Thread/Transmission ESAD Eat Sh** And Die ESADMF Eat Sh** And Die Mother F***er ESO Equipment Smarter than Operator ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym EWI E-mailing While Intoxicated EZ Easy F2F Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh FAB Features Attributes Benefits FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List FAWC For Anyone Who Cares FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat FD F*** Dat FE Fatal Error FF French Fry FF&PN Fresh Fields and Pastures New FFS For F***s Sake FGS For Goodness' Sake FIFO First In First Out FIGJAM F*** I'm Good Just Ask Me FIIK F***ed If I Know FISH First In Still Here FITB Fill In The Blank FIWOBATLAAI F***ing Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er FM F***ing Magic FNM Forget Me Not FO F*** Off FOAD F*** Off And Die FOAF Friend Of A Friend FOC Free Of Charge FOS Freedom Of Speech or Full Of Sh** FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing FPS For Pete's Sake or Frames Per Second or First Person Shooter FRE Frequently Requested Enhancement FRED F*#king Ridiculous Electronic Device FRED F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet FTF Face-To-Face or Flesh-To-Flesh FTL Faster Than Light FTL Faster Than Light FTTB For The Time Being FTTT From Time To Time FU F***ed Up or Follow-Up or Future Use FUA Frequently Used Acronym or F***ed Up Again FUBAR F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition FUBB F***ed Up Beyond Belief FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation FUT Follow-Up To FWIW For What It's Worth FY F*** You FYA For Your Amusement FYATSYRIO F*** You And The Sysop You Rode In On FYDITM F*** You Directly In The Mouth FYE For Your Entertainment FYEO For Your Eyes Only FYG For Your Guidance FYI For Your Information FYIFV F*#k You I'm Fully Vested FYM For Your Misinformation G Grin G1 Good One GA Go Ahead GAFIA Get Away From It All GAL Get A Life GASP Go Away Silly Person GBH Great Big Hug GBH&K Great Big Hug & Kiss GD&R Grinning Ducking & Running GF Girl Friend GFAK Go Fly A Kite GFC Going For Coffee GFN Gone For Now GFR Grim File Reaper GG Good Game (or) Gotta Go GGN Gotta Go Now GGP Gotta Go Piss GH Getting Hard GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That GJ Good Job GL Good Luck GLG Good Looking Girl or Goofy Little Grin GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I GM Good Morning GMAB Give Me A Break GMAFB Give Me A F***ing Break GMBO Giggling My Butt Off GMTA Great Minds Think Alike GN Good Night GNBLFY Got Nothing But Love For You GO Get Out GOB Good'Ol Boy GOI Get Over It GOK God Only Knows GOOH Get Out Of Here GOOMF Get Out Of My Face GPY Grumpy GR Get Real GR&D Grinning Running & Ducking GR&D Grinning Running And Ducking GR8 Great GRRRR it means Growling GSOAS Go Sit On A Snake GTG Got To Go GTG Got To Go GTGB Got To Go, Bye GTGP Got To Go Pee GTH Go To Hell GTSY Glad To See Ya GTTB Gee That's Too Bad GW Getting Wet GYPO Get Your Pants Off H Hug H&K Hug and Kiss HAB Hot Asian Babe HABU Have A Better 'Un HAGN Have A Good Night HAGO Have A Good One HAGU Have A Good 'Un HAK Hugs And Kisses HAND Have A Nice Day HB Hurry Back HD Hold HF Have Fun HH Holding Hands HHIS Hanging Head In Shame HHO1/2K Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding HHOJ Ha Ha Only Joking HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding HHOS Ha Ha Only Serious HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours HIG How's it Going? HIH Hope It Helps HILIACACLO Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off HIOOC Help! I'm Out of Coffee HIWTH Hate It When That Happens HMFG Holy Mother of F***ing God HMP Help Me Please HMT Here's My Try HOHA HOllywood HAcker HORU How Old Are You HTH Hope This (or That) Helps HTSI Hope That Sinks In HUA Heads Up Asshole or Heads Up Ace HUA Heads Up Ace HUYA Head Up Your A** HWMBI He Who Must Be Ignored IAC In Any Case IAE In Any Event IAITS It's All In The Subject IAIYH It's All In Your Head IANAC I Am Not A Crook IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer IBM Inadequate But Marketable or Idiots Bought Me or I Blame Microsoft IBN I'm Buck Naked IBT In Between Technology IBTD I Beg To Differ IC In Character ICBW I Could Be Wrong ICMP Internet Control Message Protocol ID10T Idiot IDBI I Don't Believe It IDBY I Don't Believe You IDC I Don't Care IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn IDGAF I Don't Give A F*** IDGI I Don't Get It IDK I Don't Know IDKY I Don't Know You IDM It Doesn't Matter IDMTM It Doesn't Matter To Me IDST I Didn't Say That IDT I Don't Think IDTS I Don't Think So IDTT I'll Drink To That IE Internet Explorer IEF It's Esther's Fault IFAB I Found A Bug IFF If and only If IFU I F***ed Up IGGNLTL I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later IGGP I Gotta Go Pee IGP I Gotta Pee IGTP I Get The Point IHTG I Hate To Go IHYUWIM I Hope You Understand What I Mean IIIO Intel Inside, Idiot Outside IIMAD If It Makes An(y) Difference IINM If I'm Not Mistaken IIR If I Recall IIRC If I Remember Correctly IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have To Kill You IITYWIMWYBMAD If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink? IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? IIWM If It Were Me ILIC I Laughed I Cried ILICISCOMK I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard ILSHIBAMF I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture ILU I Love You ILY I Love You IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion IMBO In My Bloody Opinion IMBW I May Be Wrong IMCAO In My Completely Arrogant Opinion IMCO In My Considered Opinion IME In My Experience IMHBCO In My Humble But Correct Opinion IMHO In My Humble Opinion IMNSCO In My Not So Considered Opinion IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion IMO In My Opinion IMOBIHO In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion IMOBO In My Own Biased Opinion IMOHO In My Occasionally Humble Opinion IMPE In My Personal/Previous Experience IMS I Am Sorry IMVHO In My Very Humble Opinion INL I'm Not Laughing INMP It's Not My Problem INPO In No Particular Order IOH I'm Outta Here IOW In Other Words IOWTBT I Only Want To Be Told IRL In Real Life IRMFI I Reply Merely For Information IRSTBO It Really Sucks The Big One ISBAB I Should have Bought A Book ISDN It Still Does Nothing ISIRTA I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again ISS I Said So ISTM It Seems To Me ISTR I Seem To Remember/Recall ISWYM I See What You Mean ITA I Totally Agree ITD In The Dark ITM In The Money ITRO In The Region Of ITRW In The Real World ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits Wear It ITWSBT I Think We Should Be Told ITYM I Think You Mean IWALU I Will Always Love You IWBIWISI I Will Believe It When I See It IWBN It Would Be Nice IWBNI It Would Be Nice If IWBS I Was Being Stupid IYD In Your Dreams IYDM If You Don't Mind IYFEG Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean IYL If You Like IYO In Your Opinion IYSS If You Say So IYSWIM If You See What I Mean J/C Just Checking J/K Just Kidding! J/W Just Wondering J4G Just For Grins J4SAG Just For Sh** And Grins J6P Joe 6-Pack JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAM Just A Minute JAS Just A Second JASE Just Another System Error JFG Just For Grins JIC Just In Case JK Just Kidding JMO Just My Opinion JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JSNM Just Stark Naked Magic JTLYK Just To Let You Know JTYWTK Just Thought You Wanted To Know K Kiss or Okay KB Kiss Back KBD Keyboard KFY Kiss For You KHYF Know How You Feel KIQ Keep It Quiet KISS Keep It Simple Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KITB Kick In The Butt KMA Kiss My Ass KMG Kiss My Grits KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish Arse KMYF Kiss Me You Fool KOC Kiss On Cheek KOL Kiss On Lips KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KUTGSAWYAD Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing KWIM Know What I Mean KYPO Keep Your Pants On L Laugh L8R Later L8R G8R Later 'Gater LABTYD Life's A Bitch Then You Die LAGNAF Let's All Get Naked And F*** LAQ Lame Ass Quote LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool LAY Looking At You LD Long Distance LDD La Dee Da LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again LHM Lord Help Me LHO Laughing Head Off LHU Lord Help Us LIFO Last In First Out LIS Lost In Space LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis LLAL Laughing Like A Lunatic LLAP Live Long And Prosper LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMA Leave Me Alone LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMC Let Me See LMK Let Me Know LMS Let Me See LMWIS Lick Me Where I Sweat LOA Love On Arrival LOIS Laughing On The Inside LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love) LOLA Laughing Out Loud Again LOLOL Laughing Out Loud On Line or Lots Of Laughing Out Loud LOML Light Of My Life LOOL Laughing Out Outrageously Loud LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery LOQ Laughing Out Quietly LRF Little Rubber Feet LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LSHMBIB Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing LSHMCIS Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTIP Laughing Till I Puke LTNS Long Time No See LTNT Long Time No Type LTR Later LTS Laughing To Self LU4E&A Love You For Ever And Always LUB Laughing Under Breath LUWAMH Love You With All My Heart LWR Launch When Ready LY Love You LYL Love Ya Lots LYLAB Love You Like A Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister LYLY Love You and Leave You M8 Mate M8 or M8s Mate or Mates MAC Most Applications Crash MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs MEG Mega Evil Grin MFD Multi-Function Device MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen MFTL My Favourite Toy Language MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MIASGB Make It A Short GoodBye MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers MIL Mother In Law MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed MLA Multiple Letter Acronym MM Market Maker MMF Make Money Fast MOF Male Or Female? MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MorF Male or Female? MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message Of The Day MOTO Master Of The Obvious MOTOS Member Of The Other Sex MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex MP My Pleasure MPTY More Power To You MSG Message MTBF Mean Time Between Failure MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MUG Multi User Game MUSH Multi User Shared Hallucination MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later MYOB Mind Your Own Business N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated N/T No Text N1 Nice One N2S Needless 2 Say NAFAIK Not As Far As I Know NAK Nursing At Keyboard NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) NB Nota Bene NBD No Big Deal NBIF No Basis In Fact NC No Comment NCG New College Graduate NE1 Anyone NEM Nothing Else Matters NFI No F***ing Idea NFW No F***ing Way NFWM No F***ing Way Man NG New Game NHTOB Never Heard That One Before NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer NIM No Internal Message NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIME Not In My Experience NIMQ Not In My Queue NITS Nervous In The Service NK New Kid NM Never Mind NMJ Not My Job NMN No Middle Name NMP Not My Problem NONYA None Ya Business NOYB None Of Your Business NP No Problem NPNG No Pain No Gain NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear NQWI Not Quite With It NRG Energy NRN No Reply Necessary NSS No Sh** Sherlock NTDW Nothing To Do With NTDWI Nothing To Do With It NTK Need To Know NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That NTTFLS Not Till The Fat Lady Sings NTYMI Now That You Mention It NW Next Week or No Way NYCFS New York City Finger Saluet NYCTMI Now You Come To Mention It OAO Over And Out OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject OAUS On An Unrelated Subject OB Obligatory OBTW Oh By The Way OEM Original Equipment Manufacturer OIC Oh, I see OJ Only Joking or Orange Juice OL Old Lady OM Old Man OMDB Over My Dead Body OMG Oh My Gosh OMIK Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard OMKC On My Knees Crying OMKP On My Knees Praying ONNA Oh No, Not Again ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again OOC Out Of Character OOI Out Of Interest OOP Out Of Production OOS Out Of Sight OOSOOM Out Of Sight Out Of Mind OOT Out Of Town OOTB Out Of The Box or Out Of The Blue OOTC Obligatory On Topic Comment OP Original Poster ORN Oh Really now OS Operating System OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too OSOM Out of Sight Out of Mind OT Off Topic OTF On The Floor OTOH On the Other Hand OTT Over The Top OTTH On The Third Hand OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head OTW On The Way or On The Whole OUSU Oh You Shut Up OWTTE Or Words To That Effect OZ stands for: Australia PABG Pack A Big Gun PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff PAW Parents Are Watching PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms PCYLIHOONL Please Cross Your Legs I Have Only One Nail Left PD Public Domain PDA Public Display of Affection PDE Puppy Dog Eyed PDOMA Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass PDQ Pretty Damn(ed) Quick(ly) PDS Please Don't Shoot PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics PEST Please Excuse Slow Typing PG Pretty Good PIMP Peeing In My Pants PITA Pain In The Ass PLMK Please Let Me Know PLOKTA Press Lots Of Keys To Abort PLS Please PLUR Peace Love Unity Respect PM Personal Message PMBI Pardon My Butting In PMFBI Pardon Me For Butting In PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth PMJI Pardon My Jumping In PML Pissing Myself Laughing PMP Peeing My Pants PMS Pretty Much Sucks PO Piss Off POAHF Put On A Happy Face POETS Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday PONA Person Of No Account POS Piece Of Sh** or Point Of Sale or Parent Over Shoulder POTC Peck On The Cheek POV Point of View POV Point Of View PPL People PPP Petty Pet Peeve PPTSPAHS Please Pass The Salt Pepper And Hot Sauce PS Pit Stop PTB Powers That Be PTL Praise the Lord PTM Please Tell Me PTMM Please Tell Me More Q&A Questions & Answers QDPSH Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker QDSM Quick and Dirty Solution Manager QT Cutie R Are R&D Research & Development R&R Rest & Relaxation RAEBNC Read And Enjoyed But No Comment RAW Rules As Written RBTL Read Between The Lines RE Regarding RFD Request For Discussion RFI Request For Information RFR Really F*#king Rich RFS Really F*#king Soon RGDS Regards RIP Rest In Peace RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms RL Real Life RLF Real Life Friend RMA Return Merchandise Authorization RMLB Read My Lips Baby RMMM Read My Mail Man! RN Right Now! ROFL Rolling On the Floor Laughing ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLABAOTP Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place ROTFLGO Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTFLMAOAPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants ROTFLMHO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off ROTFLUTS Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak ROTM Right On The Money RPG Really Pathetic Gamer or Rocket Propelled Grenade or Role Playing Game RSN Real Soon Now RTBS Reason To Be Single RTD Read The Documentation RTFAQ Read The FAQ RTFF Read The F***ing FAQ RTFFAQ Read The F***ing FAQ RTFM Read The F***ing Manual RTFS Read The F***ing Source RTK Return To Keyboard RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual RTSM Read The Stupid Manual RU Are You? RUMOF Are You Male Or Female? RUOK Are You OK? RWT Repeat Whole Thing RYFM Read Your F***ing Manual RYO Roll Your Own S Sigh or Smile S&N Smile And Nod S2R Send To Receive S4L Spam For Life SASB Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly SB Smiles Back SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again SCNR Sorry Couldn't Resist SCSI System Can't See It SED Said Enough Darling SETE Smiling Ear To Ear SF Surfer Friendly SF Science Fiction or Speculative Fantasy or Surfer Friendly SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym SFSG So Far So Good SH Sh** Happens SHID Slaps Head In Disgust SHTSI Somebody Had To Say It SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering SIIC See If I Care SIL Sister In Law SIMCA Sitting In My Chair Amused SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage SITD Still In The Dark SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid SLV C'est La Vie SMAO Showing My Ass Off SME Subject Matter Expert SMO Serious Mode On SMOFF Serious Mode Off SMOP Small Matter Of Programming SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager SNR Signal-to-Noise Ratio SO Significant Other SOB Son Of a B*tch SOI Stunk On Ice SOL Sh** Out of Luck SOP Standard Operating Procedure SOP Standard Operating Procedure or Stay Off the Pipe SorG Straight or Gay? SOS Same Old Story or Some One Special or Help SOVS Some One Very Special SOW Speaking Of Which SP (sorry for bad) Spelling SS So Sleepy or Smiling Sweetly SSB Smiling Sweetly Back SSDD Same Sh** Different Day SSEWBA Someday Soon Everything Will Be Acronyms ST So There STFU Shut The F*** Up STM Spank The Monkey STYS Speak To You Soon SUYF Shut Up You Fool SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWDYT So What Do You Think? SWL Screaming With Laughter SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed SYDWBY See Ya Don't Wanna Be Ya SYITFP See You In The Funny Pages SYL See You Later SYS See You Soon SYT See You Tonight TA Thanks Again TAFN That's All For Now TAFT That's A Frightening Thought TAH Take A Hike TAM Tenner A Month TANJ There Ain't No Justice TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TANSTAASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question TARFU Things Are Really F***ed Up TBDL To Be Discussed Later TBDML To Be Discussed Much Later TBNT Thanks But No Thanks TCB Trouble Came Back TDM Too Damn Many TDTM Talk Dirty To Me TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It TFDS That's For Damn Sure TFH Thread From Hell TFN Thanks For Nothing TFN Thanks For Nothin' TFTT Thanks For The Tip TGAL Think Globally Act Locally TGFTCL Thank God For The Chat Line TGIF Thank God It's Friday THX or TX or THKS Thanks TIA Thanks In Advance TIAIL Think I Am In Love TIATLG Truly I Am The Living God TIC Tongue In Cheek TINWIS That Is Not What I Said TLA Three Letter Acronym TLG The Living God TLGO The List Goes On TLTB Thank you Linesmen Thank you Ballboys TM Trust Me TMI Too Much Information TMSHTF Too Much Sh** Hit The Fan TMTLTBMG There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It TNT Till Next Time TNTC Too Numerous To Count TNX Thanks TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law TOBG This Oughta Be Good TOY Thinking Of You TPC The Phone Company TPTB The Powers That Be TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks TSOHF Total Sense Of Humour Failure TSR Totally Stuck in RAM TT Take That TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge TTFN Ta Ta For Now TTLFN That's The Lot For Now TTT That's The Ticket -or- To The Top TTTH Talk To The Hand TTYL Talk To You Later TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon TTYS Talk To You Soon TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow TVM Thanks Very Much TWHAB This Won't Hurt A Bit TWIWI That Was Interesting Wasn't It TX Thanks TY Thank You TYCLO Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off TYP Thank You Partner TYVM Thank You Very Much U You U/L Upload U2 You Too UAE Unrecoverable Application Error UBD User Brain Damage UCCOM You Can Count On Me UIAM Unless I Am Mistaken UL Upload unPC unPolitically Correct UOM$ You Owe Me Money UR You Are URYY4M You Are Too Wise For Me UTSL Use The Source Luke VBG Very Big Grin VBS Very Big Smile VC Venture Capital VEG Very Evil Grin VES Very Evil Smile VFM Value For Money VM Voice Mail VRBS Virtual Reality Bull Sh*t VWD Very Well Done VWG Very Wicked Grin VWS Very Wicked Smile W Whatever or Wink WAB What A Bummer WAD Without A Doubt WAG Wild Ass Guess WAG Wild Ass Guess WAI What An Idiot WAM Wait A Minute WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar WAUF Where Are You From? WB Welcome Back WBASAP Write Back As Soon As Possible WBMBF Wanna Be My Boy Friend WBMGF Wanna Be My Girl Friend WBS Write Back Soon WCA Who Cares Anyway WD Well Done WDOI Wouldn't Dream Of It WDYC Who Do I Call? WDYLL What Do You Look Like? WDYM What Do You Mean? WDYM What Do You Mean? WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That? WDYS What Did You Say? WDYT What Do You Think? WE Whatever WEG Wicked Evil Grin WFM Works For Me WFO Wide F***ing Open WG Wicked Grin WGACA What Goes Around Comes Around WGAFF Who Gives A Flying F*** WGAS Who Gives A Sh**? WGTG Well Got To Go WH What's Happening WIBAMU Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle WIBNI Would It Be Nice If WIIFM What's In It For Me? WIMP Windows Icons Mouse Pointing WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System WISP Winning Is So Pleasurable WIT Wordsmith In Training WITFITS What in the F*** is this Sh** WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WOB Waste Of Bandwidth WOCAB Who Of Course Are Bastards WOE World Of Entertainment WOFTAM Waste Of Flaming Time And Money WOG Wise Old Guy WOL Way Of Life or Win Or Lose WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time WRT With Regard To WRU Who Are You? WSLS Win Some Lose Some WT Without Thinking WTF What The F*** WTFDIK What The F*** Do I Know? WTFRU Who The F*** Are You? WTFRUTA What The F*** Are You Talking About? WTG Way To Go! WTH What The Hell? WTHDTM What The Hell Does That Mean? WTSDS Where The Sun Don't Shine WTTC Welcome To The Club WTTM Without Thinking Too Much WTY Waving To You WU What's Up? WWYL When Will You Learn? WYGIWYAF What You Get Is What You Asked For WYGIWYG What You Get Is What You Get WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? WYMOWS Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap WYP What's Your Problem? WYRN What's Your Real Name? WYS Whatever You Say WYSIWYD What You See Is What You Deserve WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good WYT Whatever You Think WYTTIWTK What You Tell Them Is What They Know XYL Ex Young Lady Y Why YA Yet Another YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) YABA Yet Another Bloody Acronym YACC Yet Another Calendar Company YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It YAOTM Yet Another Off-Topic Message YBS You'll Be Sorry YBTMFML You Belong To Me Forever My Love YD Yesterday or You're Dead YDKM You Don't Know Me YG Young Gentleman YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin' YGLT You're Gonna Love This YGWYPF You Get What You Pay For YHBM You Have Bin Mail YHM You Have Mail YKWIM You Know What I Mean? YKYARW You Know You're A Redneck When YKYBOTLW You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... YL Young Lady YM Young Man YMMD You Made My Day YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YNK You Never Know YOYO You're On Your Own YR Yeah Right YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do YTTT You Telling The Truth? YW You're Welcome YYSSW Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever YYY Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ZA Zero Administration ZAV Zero Added Value