This afternoon, in the ALTAiR Global Hospital, ALTAiR's
significant others gave
birth to the future continuation of Shadow Synth music.
The children are said
to be noticeably healthy, and are already showing signs
of exceptional musical
aptitude. Erik, Casey, and Aaron were seen holding their
children in what some
say was a planned photo op. But the touching scene was
one the world will
never forget. Witnesses on the scene stated unanimously
that the band was
looking "amazingly young" for 150 years, and teenage
groupies were still
clawing past security to get a look at the three guys
from Tacoma.
All in all, it turned out to be a wonderfully pleasant
event, and it just goes
to show that masturbation is the key to longevity and
success!
