The hot Shadow Synth band, ALTAiR, lands themselves in prison! The seemingly untouchable group has now been caught! Tonight, see the footage of the arrest!

It all began when national police investigated the bands' far-reaching monetary fortune. During the course of the search, the police uncovered vast underground tunnels filled to the gills with weapons of mass destruction. The explanation from the band was dubious and confusing, fraught with complex descriptions and diagrams. The police were powerless to do anything at the time, however, since ALTAiR lives on a remote oil drilling platform in the South Pacific Ocean. But the money eventually caught up with them, as the international police discovered that one of ALTAiR's satellites was orbiting directly over North America, and as such, ALTAiR was taxable under new 21st century law. Since they had paid no taxes after the band became a megahit, they were subject to a hefty penalty of cash and prison time.

The band was sent to a nearby island this morning, where they will be incarcerated within the walls of the Asylum for Long Term Artistic Inmate Rehabilitation, which coincidentally spells "ALTAIR."

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