DISCLAIMER: The above remarks are the product of certain severe emotional wounds inflicted on the site owner at an early and developmental age. They are not intended to be taken seriously in any form that YOU are aware of, you simpletons. To be safe, I will just claim ownership to NOTHING on this withered dust-bunny meandering aimlessly through cyberspace at twelve-point-eight times the speed of light as not to be attacked by the ravenous, snapping jaws of the FOX Network (even if nothing from FOX is on here). Ooh, I see a soapbox. Give me a moment -- There, I'm up. Where was I? Ah, yes. The FOX Lawyers. This is a rare species of the Lawyer. Closely related to the Slime-Licking Ambulance Chaser. The relatively small numbers of the breed are accounted for by their aversion to free advertising and an apparent fondness for shooting themselves in the foot. They have very few natural enemies, one being the Ranting Fanatic.
As is common with the bottom-feeding invertebrates found in the Corporate Kingdom, their prey is the poor, weak, and (relatively) defenseless. It is still a subject of controversy as to whether they squelch out certain websites for survival, or merely to get their ya-ya's.
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