No no, Mister Tell, the apples on my head. Mister Tell? MISTER TELL?!?! See what's shakin' in the world of HK Film. The site's most recent activities are on display. Tickets on sale now. What are those sly dogs cooking up at the BRT now? Curious as to just how much Witch from Nepal sucks? Check out the review, available here. You'll feel just like you know the people themselves! Okay, no you won't. But we DO have filmographies! Desktop looking drab? Tired of the same old boring 'you've got mail!' sound byte? We'll fix you up. Want to talk to other HK movie fans like yourself? Want to find a better Chow Yun-fat website? Need to buy Happy Ding Dong? Get it all here. All of The Bullet-Riddled Teahouse's dirty little secrets, aired out just for you.
Man oh man, smoking and slouching, all in the same scene. I hope mom doesn't watch this.

Which 'A Better Tomorrow 2' Character Are You?
A little multiple-choice quiz to see who you match up to in the over-the-top action epic. Link goes off site, just so you know.

Custom Action Figures
Some people aren't satisfied with the minimal Hong Kong action figures released to market, so we make our own. Check out photo galleries and how-tos.

Dragon Figures
Dragon Models Ltd. out of Hong Kong has made a few action figures you might be interested in, Mr./Ms. John Woo Fan...

The Replacement Killers Drinking Game!
Chow Yun-fat is popular...Drinking is popular...The Replacement Killers is hard to handle sober...By jove! I think I've got it!

Visual Guides
Plan to draw/sculpt/render a character from a John Woo or CYF movie, but want to make absolutely sure your rendition's spot-on? Download a library on your character so you can get photographic aides to help you with your creation!

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