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  Hey guys, we know that we have not updated in an extremly long time, and we had every intention of updating soon, but as it turns out we are too lazy! I (Polina) had actually started doing somethings in here, but our files are so unorganized, I can't find a single thing I need. If one of us actually gets the intiative to work on this thing something might get done, but that's not very likley to happen...BUT! Be aware, we will be starting a site for our sophomore year soon, but I think we need to finish this one first...SWF! Will be having a meeting tomorrow (Monday) to discuss things, and make the cd(!), so we might be able to figure out what we are going to do about this site :) Thanks for sticking with us guys, we really appreciate it.

        Hello, and welcome to the offical SWF! Web page of the year 2000! Notice we don't say "the new millenium" because we are not stupid! Emily wanted us to, but we're not going to listen to her! You might be wondering what SWF! is, afterall, it is classified information. Awfully suspicious, don't you think? We're going to let you in on this clandestine (vocab word!) organization. SWF! stands for Spell (bowl) WAAAA! Freshmen.

History of SWF!

        The history of SWF! is a very controversial issue. We like it. It all began one fine morning, a dark, mysterious, decathlon riden morning. I like to eat beavers! After months of abuse from the bitter seniors we needed to join together and fight the epic battle! Originally, we called ourselves WA?: Wierdos against ______. We couldn't decide! First we were agianst acorns. Then it hit us! The acorns had done nothing to us, the beavers had! We hated Beavers with a vengance! Until our trip to St. Louis, when we saw some really cute ones! Somehow we managed to evolve into SWF! How? We have no idea!


How we became secret agents?

What a weirdo! I wonder where the Pufkin is. Then again, I do like cheese.         It all began when Toy Story 2 was sold out. We were so mad. We said: "@!$%@^&*#@#$&^*(^(%@$#@$#!" Really! We did! Well...not really, but it would have been really funny if we did! So then we decided to look at the bright side of things. We were going to go see The World is NOT Enough. For those of you less fortunate: it's a James Bond movie. We liked it. A lot. So then during our reign of terror at Clifty Falls State Park, we discovered that we were being attacked and someone was stalking us. We later found out that we were not being stalked (it was only Lisa's little brother).Looks menacing, doesn't he? But to prevent a world wide disaster we became SWF! secret agents.




How SWF! became famous

        SWF! is now known throughout the community thanks to the effort of a bitter senior, Anne. She depicted the struggles of the downtrodden freshman in an article in our school newspaper, the Madisonian. We now hope to move on to taking over the world.



    SWF! Expeditions:

        SWF! likes to travel to just about anywhere. Someday we will go all over Europe, but for now we are satisfied with places like Milton! Milton is the entertainment capital of the world! Well, not really, we are just excited about our future roadtrip across Kentucky!

  • SWF! goes to D.C.!
  • SWF! goes to St.Louis!
  • SWF! goes to Chicago!


        At this point you are probably so impressed by SWF! that you want to be just like us! Now you can buy our funky-monkey merchandise. It is high-quality stuff that is 100% SWF!


Want to sound like an official SWF! member?

Visit the wonderful SWF! quote page! This all new page features famous quotes from tons of different sources. Whether you want to sound violent, depressed, or just plain weird, this site offers a quote for any mood.

Are you ready for the final test?

Now that you are such a SWF! expert, you can take our quiz to see how much you really know. It only takes a couple of minutes and it could change your life.




Lookin' For A Laugh?

Are you in the mood to roll on the floor in merriment or at least in the mood to shoot someone? Good! So are we. Just go to jokes to arouse the emotion of your choice!


SWF! recommended sites

Are you not creative enough to decide where you want to go when you are on the internet? Now SWF! offers a selection of highly recomended sites that you can visit.





Desperate?

Are you desperate for a date? I mean really desperate? Like so desperate you'll actually consider going out with one of the SWF! members? Or, are you coming to the shocking revelation that you don't have any friends and everybody hates you? Well great! So are we, and to make your potential life easier we've come up with several questions to narrow down your wide selection!




Hey! Look at this! We now have a chatroom. See if anyone is actually on! Guaranteed high quality entertainment!
Select a name to use


Look, we have a guestbook!

LOOK! People actually write things!
Sign it or I'll eat you!
Please? We're desperate!


You can E-mail us at: swforever@hotmail.com !!