Stoner Jokes
What not to say to a cop
THE MIRANDA RIGHTS FOR EVERYDAY LIFE
The Police: "You have the right to remain silent. Of course, should you choose to exercise this right, we will know that you are guilty and try to beat a confession out of you. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, you're screwed and will be appointed a worthless lawyer who can't even hack Jacobie & Meyers. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?"
