
Arab Rocket Launcher



Q: What do Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They wanted to know where the hell all of those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Afghanistani job?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: How do you play Afghanistan and Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...A-10.
Q: What is Afganistan's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force
Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.
Afghan TV Guide
MONDAYS
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
9:30 - "Everybody Loves Osama"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
TUESDAYS
8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune"
8:30 - "Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden >From Saying the Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right"
WEDNESDAY
8:00 - "Goodnight America"
8:30 - "Third Rock From Kabul"
9:00 - "When Northern Alliances Attack"
9:30 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"
10:00 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
THURSDAY
8:00 - "Lifestyles of the Dirt Poor and Dusty"
8:30 - "West Wing ER"
9:00 - "Veilwatch"
9:30 - "Who Wants To Be A Martyr"
10:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long Black Shapeless Dresses and Veils"
FRIDAY
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30: "My Two Bagdads"
9:00 - "Achmed's Creek"
9:30 - "No Witness News"
10:00 - "Wild Wild Mid East"
10:30 - "I Dream of Jihad