MISSION STAYEMENT

This site is an NEWS site for extraterrestrials and the ubermuppet. Allow me to explain. One day whilst walking in depths of my psyche, I noticed my shoe was untied. When I bent down to tie it, I realized my shoe could talk. Long story short, I am the sole benefactor of Batman and the man responsible for the fall of the Berlin wall. But anyway, God likes my site because Jesus said so when I saw him last week. Please tell my shoes to stop talking, and enjoy.

UPDATED WhEn I FeEl LiKe It...

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ARTICLES AND OTHER BIZARRE CONTRAPTIONS

• 4/19 - FORMAL RETRACTION OF PREVIOUS ARTICLE.
• 4/17 - Free ROMERO!!.
• 4/17 - Play with my LINKS!.
• 4/14 - NUDE ELF PICS!!!.
• 4/4 - Dan's Aykroyd. No really.
• 4/4 - Dance of the Dope Hats (album review)
• 3/27 - Majikul Mistery Tore
• 3/17 - Final Destination (movie review)
  
• 3/16 - Why I don't sleep
  
• 3/13 - Shakespeer
  

suck on this.

I SAID LINKS, DAMMIT! LINKS!