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There is no gravity, the earth just sucks.
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I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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The Pillsbury Doughboy is way too happy...
...considering he has no dick.
Q. Why don't the Pillsbury dough boy have a Pillsbury dough girl?
A. Yeast Infection.
What do you call three lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?
I'll be home in twenty minutes.
What do you get when you put the energizer bunny
batteries in backward.
He keeps coming and coming and coming.
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she forgot
where she put her pencil.
What do women and condoms have in common?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on
your penis.
When Hell is full, the dead will walk the earth.