Roid Quotes
Top Roids
- The Noodle (Running Pear)
- Ang-E (Dances with Smears)
- Cocko (King Skidmark)
- The Donger (Smeller of the Breath)
Ok here are some quotes from the roids and various others...
WhiteSands: jesus, you're a real fucker, aren't you??
Listen... you smell the breath, you get the panties.
WhiteSands: sweet innocent stephie!
BOOYAKASHA!
Stephanoodle555: i shit myself and never showered
BOOYAKASHA times 2!
SuprAnG 2000: my ass had poop leftover on it
Don't worry it's just sprinkles...
StudRocco: ever smoke the wacky tabacy?
WhiteSands: what's that?
StudRocco: mary jane
WhiteSands: what's that
StudRocco: marijuana
HOLY JEEZ!!!
SuprAnG: apparently when i pooped earlier i didnt whipe my ass good enough
DongChong: skid marks!!!!!!!!!
SuprAnG: I HAD A DIRTY ASSCRACK!
SuprAnG: if he like went down and was like hmm whats that smell its like "ah dont worry just my dirty crack"
SuprAnG: lol
SuprAnG: like "disregard the brown smears thats just some leftover SHIT ON MY ASS"
Can someone PLEASE get this woman a baby wipe?!
DongChong: i'll be sure to lock the door first
DongChong: i don't want ur shit to get jacked or someone to randomly masturbate in ur boots AND shoes
coldboy 43: you are weird
DongChong: noof noof
I remember when that happened to me. Err... Uhh...
Stephanoodle: omg
Stephanoodle: i had a dream with you in it
Stephanoodle: we made out
DongChong: was it good?
Stephanoodle: mmmmmmmmm
Stephanoodle: yesss
DongChong: i bet you had to take a big SHIT after that dream huh?
That's a prime example where breath smelling can get you.
Stephanoodle: so i can go look men naked on top of me
Loaded4life: what ?
Stephanoodle: lol
Loaded4life: that sentance doesnt make any sense!
I had to read that shit 5 times before i realized it didn't make any FUCKING SENSE!!!
DongChong: i want something low profile, but nice
DongChong: something to turn heads but not really
WhiteSands: you would turn heads in anything!!
Booyakasha!
DongChong: you sound canadian
WhiteSands: why cause i say "eh"
DongChong: and ABOOT!!!!!:-)!!
WhiteSands: i say about the same like everyone else
A fucking BOOOOOOT!!!
WhiteSands: tell MOMMY
WhiteSands: tell me what's it all ABOOT
I TOLD YOU!!!
PimpDonkey: we're makin like a gang cause some of our other friends made a gang
PimpDonkey: but they have this like gang for fun
Oh yea dude i totally understand how gangs can be fun. DURRRR RETARD.
QueenMary: you tried to video tape me undressing when I was in like 7th grade
QueenMary: you should have waited
Boy oh boy those were the days...
Stephanoodle: yo i shit myself
Stephanoodle: earlier
DongChong: oh yeaH!!!!!!!!!
Stephanoodle: i swear
I swear i want that in my mouth!
WhiteSands: you should see the boobs on these girls!
Pssst... lesbian
WhiteSands: what the hell does he have in his pants!!!!
Ohhhh... Nevermind
Stephanoodle: i humped simbas leg
Stephanoodle: and tickled my asshole with his tail
DongChong: lmao
She's lying... it wasn't his tail
Stephanoodle: don't think your good?
DongChong: nope
Stephanoodle: i know i am... ask ally... she walked in once when me and mike were humping
Shut up Shut up, give it to me give it to me!
Quick intermission with Steph and Stud
StudRocco: hello...welcome to wendy's can i take your order?
Stephanoodle: yes... i'd like one albino medium rare... with extra sauce
Stephanoodle: make that large size
StudRocco: haha...sorry...no can do
StudRocco: we are currently out of the extra sauce
Stephanoodle: umm..... ok can i have that albino boned raw... opps i mean done raw... no sauce
Stephanoodle: but i want that shit large
StudRocco: sorry...only can in one size (extra small) and only come done extra white
Stephanoodle: ok.... can i have the #1 then??? the jay juan meal?
StudRocco: ahh...yes...we have many of those
StudRocco: no one ever seems to want them
Stephanoodle: ok...
Stephanoodle: thank you
StudRocco: in fact it's free
Stephanoodle: oh.. ok i'll take about 5
StudRocco: damn...wtf are you doing with 5 jay juans
And now more quotes
StudRuocco: maybe one night we can get away from james and bone on the beach
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BOY!!! BOO HOO! meow
StudRocco: whats the first thing u notice on a guy?
WhiteSands: i look at the eyes
WhiteSands: then i look at the CROTCH!!!!
ME TOO!!!
Stephanoodle: i know how these convos get saved and emailed
Who saves what now?
Stephanoodle: if i had a guy like him the way he cares and treats ang i would never let it go
When she says "cares" she means crys, and by "treats" she means..... crys.
Stephanoodle: ok ok i'm being serious now
DongChong: ok
StudRocco: alright i'm being serious i need to get laid...which one of u is it gonnan be?
I guess I could take a shot in the mouth.
Stephanoodle: would you mind if i stuck a dildo in yo ass
DDongChong: milk my prostate
That was a crazy night
kdubzgleemin: im like christaina aguliera, "wanna get dirty"
And i'm like Akinyele "just put it in your mouth"
A few more...
DongChong: CAN YOU TEACH ME TO DANCE?
Stephanoodle: what???
DongChong: SERIOUSLY.......
Stephanoodle: what are you talking about?
DongChong: REALLY YOU GUYS ARE GOOD AND I SUCK YO
Stephanoodle: i suck
Stephanoodle: you never seen
DongChong: YOU NEVER SEEN G-MONEY
Stephanoodle: haha
DongChong: I TRIP OVER THINGS ALL THE TIME
Stephanoodle: what
Stephanoodle: rubberband albinos
DongChong: WHEN I DANCE
DongChong: LIKE I STEP ON THINGS
DongChong: AND SHIT
Stephanoodle: what the fuck is around to step on???
Stephanoodle: people???
DongChong: PEOPLE GET MAD
DongChong: AND THEY HIT ME
DongChong: AND CALL ME STUPID
You poor fucking bastard
And Now... Steph sings alone at her house!!!
Take 1
Stephanoodle: i'm bad i'm bad ya know it
Stephanoodle: whos bad
Stephanoodle: nudey
Take 2
Stephanoodle: dont go around breaking young boys hearts
Stephanoodle: hes just a boy that pees on my shit
Take 3
Stephanoodle: be careful what you do dont go around fucking young boys
Stephanoodle: ring ring
Stephanoodle: thinks that i am the one
Stephanoodle: the roid is not my son
Final Take
Stephanoodle: i'm too sexy for my car
Stephanoodle: too sexy for simba
Stephanoodle: yo wait till you see my boobies
Stephanoodle: they are bigger
Ok the other ones were bad, but c'mon Noods that shit makes no sense.
And a final thought...
DongChong: man i was thinking the other day............
DongChong: how weird it would be to fuck a man in his ass.....
DongChong: then give hima reach around
DongChong: right?
Thank you and the names were changed so crazy people leave us alone.
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