Chewie
"Pulling in front of student drivers and slamming on the brakes since 1995"
News...
I AM OUT OF STAMPS!
If you requested a Chewie recently, or if you request one now...know that I'm not forgetting about you and I don't hate you, I just have no stamps so my mail flow is at a standstill. If you want to mail me some stamps to cover the postage of your Chewie, let me know by e-mailing me and I'll give you my mailing address to do so. All it takes are two measly stamps.
Alright kids! That having been said:
Chewie 9 is officially out!
Here it is, in all it's orange glory, with cover drawn by the wonderful and talented Shishaldin!
Needless to say, if you don't email me with your mailing address to request a copy of your own, you are an idiot.
Are you fiending for Chewtacular information? Wanna read my neurotic "my writing sucks" rants? Want to leave anonymous bitchy comments without fear of reprocussion? Have comments about issue 9 or want to help with issue 10? Check out the Chewiezine Livejournal!!
If you want in on the fun, and want a copy of Chewie 9 for your hot little hands, or to line your birdcage with, I need your address.
Email me with your name and postal address and you can have your very own copy delivered right to your doorstep.
For the retards reading...No, Chewie is NOT and ezine, so I can't email it to you. If you ask, I will kill you.
Please allow a week or two though because sometimes I'm low on stamps. I'm lame, thanks.
Still not convinced? Well, here's some of the nice things about Chewie readership:
- It's free.
- More fun to read than Reader's Digest
- Full of funny, insightful rants written by talented, intelligent, witty people
- No gothic poetry
- Did I mention it's free?
Really, you have no reason *not* to request your very own issue of Chewie. Other than pure stupidity.
Still thinking about it? Well, here are a few of the featured articles in the newly released issue of Chewie:
- Terry and your editor Visit Las Vegas! Complete with stick figure illustrations!
- Chewie's First Annual Haiku Battle Royale, featuring haiku stylings from Dani and various Chewie readers!
- Poems, chat logs, rants, lists, and other such wonderful musings!!
If you still aren't sure, email me here and I'll give you some more reasons you should request a FREE issue of Chewie.
Also, keep checking back to this site for updates and the release date of Chewie 10, and progress reports.
Why? Because Dani loves you, and wants you to be happy.
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