DISCLAIMER: Screen names have been changed to protect the moron that IM'ed me and myself. I have enough dumb azz people IM'ing me as it is.
Moron69:
Hello
Me:
Hi
Moron69:
What's up?
Me:
nothing
Moron69:
Me nither. But I just went out and bought a transformer!
Me:
. . . you must be proud.
Moron69:
huh?
Me:
Nevermind.
Moron69:
Where are you from?
Me:
Maine.
Moron69:
Oh thats cool. Guess where I'm from
Me:
No
Moron69:
Why not?
Me:
because I don't care.
Moron69:
You're not very nice.
Me:
you never asked if I was nice.
Moron69:
True dat
Me:
Now, are you refering to me as in I'm "right" or are you trying to tell me of a new transformer they came out with - Truedat?
Moron69:
I mean that you are right.
Me:
Just making sure.
Moron69:
How old are you?
Me:
I'm 18 and you must be an age between 6 and 9 right?
Moron69:
No I'm actually 21.
Me:
I feel it necessary to express my gratitude that I am talking to a 12 year old Stone Cold Steve Austin fan who claims to be 21. Lovely.
Moron69:
WHATEVER!
Me:
And I take it your a male?
Moron69:
Yeah how could you tell?
Me:
You got excited.
Moron69:
LOL hehe
Me:
So tell me about yourself
Moron69:
21/M/PA - Brown eyes, brown hair, medium build, about 225lbs. I like working out, playing football, relaxing at times that I need it, goin' clubbing, hanging with my friends. What about you?
Me:
Well, I'm an 18 year old Blonde female from Maine, I have dreams of becoming a druggie when I am older because, "nobody says they want to be a druggie when they get older", at times I am a petefile but I simply enjoy the task. Ahh yes - who can forget, I raped your dog last month and I sleep with both guys, girls, dogs and occasionally a black sheep. (I have this really weird fetish with sheep...)
Moron69:
hehe hey you're kinda cool, I like you
Me:
too bad I couldn't say the same.
Moron69:
Yeah well I think you're lying too.
Me:
So are you calling me a liar, you fuck? Moron69:
No I am just simply implying...
Me:
Sometimes its not good to imply things. Didn't your mother ever teach you that? I grew up with a pack of dogs - so IMPLY THIS - I had to learn the hard way.
Moron69:
I'm sowwie. (batting eyelashes)
Me:
You're not forgiven. (punching you in the balls.)
Me:
(and laughing)
Moron69:
My dog just got ran over yesterday.
Me:
Agh, so it was YOURS that I hit. I thought I heard something . . .
Moron69:
It made me sad. (tears)
Me:
Yeah man I feel ya (patting chest) I'm crying too! Damn thing tore up my muffler. Inflation these days. . . highway robbery.
Moron69:
I was only telling you
Me:
Yes and I am very grateful that you told me. Now I know who's dog I killed. Anyway, cheer up. At least my car didn't get it too bad.
Moron69:
I'm beginning to think that you're not very nice.
Me:
Well I've already came to the conclusion that you're a moron.
Moron69:
Hehe lol
Me:
Okay. I'm gonna let you get back to your transformers now. Bye
Moron69:
Peace
Me:
FYI - its not 1960
Me:
bye.
