->> The screen flickers between black and white. After a moment it just goes too static with a loud fuzzy noise. Then all of a sudden it goes pitch black as the WWC Logo begins too emerge ontoo the TV. "Cocky" by Kid Rock is playing in the background and the WWC logo begins too turn blood red and morph. The letters twist and turn before forming the letters "AOA". Underneath that fades in the text "Attitude TV". Without warning there is the sound of an explosion and the words go flying off screen as we are treated too an actual picture. In the corner of the screen the "Attitude TV" logo sits neatly tucked away <<-

[ The scene opens up in the middle of a street that definitely looks as though it was built on the wrong side of the tracks. Walls are covered in graffiti from toop too bottoom. Trash litters the street and trash-cans can be seen open and inhabited. Rain is hammering down on the asphalt and wind can be heard howling through the broken window of a nearby phone booth. Old newspapers go flying across the road in front of the camera and we can hear whispering coming from close by. All of a sudden there is a jolt too the camera and it is spun violently around too show the 'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans standing in the rain, completely soaked, wearing a shirt and jeans. Even though the sky is filled with a mass of dark clouds, AOA is wearing a pair of sunglasses and a slightly annoyed look on his face. ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "I don't even know why I hired you Stan.. I mean, seriously, you can't even keep the camera focused on me."

[ Stan turns the camera on himself and answers ]

'Attitude TV's Own' Stan: "You hire me cos' M'Butiful"

[ Stan grins and turns the camera back too AOA who looks both annoyed and scared. He shakes his head and then waves his hand at Stan in dismissal. ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "Whatever. I'm not here too discuss my screening process.. especially not with somebody with the same intellectual capacity as everyone in the WWC locker room.. or.. in simpler terms.. a peanut!"

[ AOA smirks and then looks intoo the camera, rain still falling heavily ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "You see, tooday I'm out here tooo address a situation that has recently been brought tooo my attention. You see, ever my return too the ring was announced two weeks ago, I've had zero recognition from anybody. Not because they don't know me. Not because they think I'm beneath them. No. It's because they're scared. They're scared of me.. scared of what I am capable of. When it was said that the Angel of Attitude was too return, gasps were heard.. goosebumps were felt and nerves flowed through bodies like water in a riverbed. Why? Because they know. They know that I'm not just some young upstart looking tooo get famous, get rich and get laid.. I've done all that.. I'm here.. too exert my dominance. I'm here.. tooo prove a point!"

[ AOA shakes a bit of water out of his long blonde locks by ruffling them with his left hand. He stares at the camera with a focus that we have seen before. ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "Who are "they" you ask? Isn't it obvious? Every single superstar in the WWC Locker Room.. Man or Woman.. Champion or Chump.. every single person back there doubts me. I don't care.. I've dealt with it before. But if you think I'm dramatizing the situation, check the facts. Last week, I fought a guy named toony Blackwell in my WWC Debut. He never showed his face all week.. I pinned his ass in 4.8 seconds and showed EXACTLY why you don't screw with the 'Reflection of Perfection'! This week I face Mike Haze. Hmmm.. maybe it's just me but I find his absence from the airwaves a little bit odd. I mean, here's a guy who supposed too be making a comeback. He's supposed too want too make an impact.. just like I did last week. But No. He would rather lurk in the darkness, wallowing in self-pity. Wondering what in the hell he has done wrong in life tooo draw Michael Evans in his comeback match. No provocation.. no words of self-promotion or any kind of verbal assault on me what so ever. You think it's a coincidence? I think it's B.S!"

[ A beer can comes rolling accross the street toowards Michaels. The camera moves as Stan bends down too pick it up. We can hear him sniff the can before AOA violently swipes it away. He pulls the camera back up too his eye level ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "You know, if it were anybody else they would probably be pissed off about the lack of acknowledgment. But not me. No, I'm quite happy too stand here and listen too the sound of my own voice week after week.. and I'm pretty damn sure all of you fat slobs out there in TV land wouldn't mind that either. But the fact of the matter is, come Shockwave, as great as it would be, I can't walk down that ramp and wrestle myself. Now I'm sure that when the time comes, Mike Haze will crawl out of hole, drag his sorry ass down that ramp and step intoo the ring.. but before you do Mike.. ask yourself this question: "Is it worth it?". Is your paycheck worth taking the beating of a lifetime? Is your comeback important enough too brave the extreme brutality that will be on display? You know what, I don't think it is. But hey, maybe you value your contribution too this business more than I imagine. Maybe you'll plant a tree in your pants and grow some grapefruits in time for our match.. but hey.. I won't hold my breath."

[ AOA smirks at his remark as he removes his glasses ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "But you know, now that I think about it, I don't blame any of you for the lack of recognition. I don't blame any of you for being scared of me.. in fact, I now realize I should have seen it coming. You're all threatened by me. You're threatened by my greatness.. my superiority and most of all.. my perfection. You wake up each and every morning aspiring too be like me. Don't lie.. you know it's the truth.. whether you want too admit it or not. It doesn't matter if you're the Hardcore Champ.. the Tag Champ.. hell, it doesn't even matter if you're name's Martin J. Singer and you're the World Heavyweight Champion. You know what the future holds. You know that I possess skill far beyond your limits and you also realize that the clock is ticking. The clock is ticking and you slowly begin too understand that the end draws ever closer. Your fate is sealed.. you know it is. There's no point trying too escape it. One day you know that our paths will cross.. all of you.. and you know that when that day comes you will stand before me and be judged.. sentenced.. and eventually.. executed!"

[ After those words AOA bows his head and then throws it back causing his slick hair to fling back and stick to his neck. Rain lashes the camera lens and Stan moves intoo a better position too eliminate this problem. ]

'Angel of Attitude' Michael Evans: "But that time is far from now for most, so you can rest easy. Right now, the man who needs too be worrying is Mike Haze. I don't think I can say much more too explain the situation you find yourself in Mike. Now I don't know if that hole you're bundled up in has a TV, but I hope it does because I want you too hear this. You, just like everyone else can call me arrogant. You can call me an egotistical maniac. You can.. and probably do.. think I am the cockiest son of a bitch too ever set foot through the golden gates of the WWC! Well, you know what? You may be right. I don't make excuses for my behavior.. because I tell it how it is. I don't just claim too be the best.. I prove it. You might sarcastically say.. "Wow, you beat a jobber - HOORAY! You must be awesome..". Haha, if only you knew. Blackwell was the first. You, Haze, will be the second. After that? Who knows? I don't.. and frankly I don't care. Raffle it off if you will, because it makes no difference. I am just going too keep winning and winning and winning and nobody can say OR do a damn thing about it! Why? Because when you step intoo the ring with the 'Reflection of Perfection' you don't step out again.. you get carried out. You don't think so? Then just go ahead and.."

PROVE ME WRONG!

[ AOA grabs what must surely be Stans head behind the camera and slams his personal camera man intoo the wall. The screen immediately goes static ]