Overall Record : Victories - - 00 Defeats - - 00 Draws - - 00
Next Match : Taz
All
professional wrestlers would like to think they've been to the top and rode with
the best.. all professional wrestlers would like to think they've succumb the
best of the best but not all have. One man that did leave his name imprinted in
the federation since the day it died was none other than ROB VAN DAM! Known for
his highflying unordothodox moves.. RVD revolutionized wrestling FOREVER! No
body had seen an individual fly like the whole F'EN show.. the way he soared
through the air. The WWE was the future for professional wrestling but things
change and the 'ATTITUDE' that drove the federation on once before has RETURNED!
As the WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION returns for this collective pay per view No
WAY OUT! Did anyone suspect such a thing? No.. did anyone suspect the return of
ROB VAN DAM? Well who know's.. but the speculation has stopped and the ECW
Legend has arrived. But he ain't the only ECW legend that has arrived.. as TAZ
the man responsible for the quote FTW is BACK! And his ways of bein censored
have stopped.. his ways of the WWE toning his character down has stopped. Taz is
BACK.. the One Man Crime Spree.. although whether Taz is a good little angel or
a thug.. you can bet ROB VAN DAM is gonna have his way with him. Apart from being a die hard wrestling
fan his entire life.. RVD has enjoyed reading comics and just recently RVD has
fulfilled his other half of his dream and opened a comic store. The store is
named 'RVDS 5-STAR COMICS'. Rob Van Dam is gonna be at the opening of the store
as there is a huge line for the store to finally open. There is much hype about
the return of the WWF as well as Rob Van Dam's new merchandise store. Many fans
are waiting for the appearance of Mr Monday Night as he is to officially open
it. All of a sudden a limo rolls up at the comic store and everyone is expecting
ROB VAN DAM to step out. The door slowly opens as everyone gets there camera
ready and focus intensely on the door. All of a sudden a little man steps out
wearing a suit.. but as everyone is distracted on the other side steps out ROB
VAN DAM.. he gets on top of the limo in a swift jump and stands up as the fans
cheer. Rob Van Dam looks at the fans and makes his pose with his thumbs as he mouths
the words R--V--D as the crowd joins in.
->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
Welcome to the STORE that is better than
EGGS on toast in the morning.. Haha.. nah seriously.. welcome to the only store
that is at a FIVE STAR rated.. much the less like myself.. R-- V --D! [Crowd
joins in] Well let's get this baby open so we can.. get the show on the
road! Rob Van Dam grabs the
scissors and cuts the ribbon with the scissors opening the five star comic
store. Rob Van Dam smiles and welcomes everyone as they enter through the two
double doors. Rob Van Dam is then stopped by a young boy in his early teens. RVD
stops and looks at the kid as he stands in front of ROB VAN DAM!
->> 'Whole F'EN Show'
ROB VAN DAM <<- ->> ' ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
->> 'Early
TEEN' BOY
<<- ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
->> 'Early
TEEN' BOY
<<- ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
->> 'Early
TEEN' BOY
<<- ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
The
kid walks into the Comic Store as Rob Van Dam follows. RVD stands behind the
counter as when people walk up asking for prices.. questions and wanting to buy
things ROB VAN DAM is there for assistance. RVD then begins to sign away comics
as people leave the door. A kid wearing a orange shirt.. bit stumpy around the
hips approaches the bench.
->> ' ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
->> 'Aggressive
Young' KID
<<- ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
Th ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
The WHOLE F'EN SHOW made the Television title
something in E C DUBBA.. the WHOLE F'EN show made it worth something. I held
that title for as long as Taz was small and that's a long a time. I took it to
another level every night.. soaring the skies.. showing the world I was MR.
SUNDAY NIGHT! No one can take that away from me.. no one can take any of my past
away from me and Taz isn't gonna prevent my career from going where it should
go. I mean look at this modified VAN DAMINATOR! ->>
'Curious'
Girl
<<- How
much is that? The picture of you drilling the guy with the trash can.. ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
Oh no it ain't for sale.. it's memories.. it's also
a little insight what Taz has installed for him. Because I'm mine and YOUR favourite
SUPERSTAR.. ROB VAN DAM! But this picture isn't the only thing that is gonna be
priceless after Sunday.. as so will MY FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! ->>
'Curious'
Girl
<<- How
much is it gonna cost me to get a date with RVD? ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
RVD 4:20 ain't for sale.. I mean as kool as it
would be in Indonesia and all those other countries it's just NOT me. It's just
RVD style.. and I hope your down with that like your down with JELLY on toast.. ->>
'Curious'
Girl
<<- Jelly
on toast? What the.. ->>
'Whole F'EN Show' ROB VAN DAM <<-
No more negative language until you try it.. I mean
you'll be surprised what you like until you ACTUALLY give it a go. It's a FIVE
star meal at my rating.. and that's telling you something because not a lot is
FIVE STAR rating apart from my SHOP.. my frog splash and JELLY on TOAST! But
don't expect nothing but the WHOLE F'EN SHOW coming out on top at Sunday because
I am.. ->> POINTS
TO HIMSELF <<- ROB
VAN
DAM The scene fades out..
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