Welcome to our Fellowship website. Before we begin please note that we use the term "Fellowship" inplace of our full name because, in case you hadn't noticed, it's a mouthful.
Once again welcome. If you've come to this section, it is assumed that you want to learn a little bit about the founders of this most wonderful (and sometimes cult like) Fellowship.
Our Fellowship was founded durning the afternoon a year or so back as Turtle and Snake, our most holy of priestesses, sat around and tried to come up with a way to get more days off from work. As their minds ticked away, suddenly they click as if one, and the Divine blessed them with the idea of our Fellowship. (Almost comparable with the Pentacostal thing in the Christian bible without the Holy Spirit, or tongues of fire. Come to think of it, it was nothing like that Pentacostal thing in the Christian bible.)
And so our Fellowship was born.
Turtle: Turtle was born in a hospital in a town. She was created by the Divine to bring the ultimate truth to its, his, her, their people. Turtle is most holy.
Snake: See above except change the word Turtle in the first and last sentence to Snake.
"We're too lazy to even procrastinate."