Join Us: We're Kind of Like a Cult
Intrested parties should sign the guestbook first. Once this step is completed, the divine has instructed that you send us money. We don't care how much, just send it to us. We figure with this step we are incorporating the religions of those guys that claim to be Christian that you see on T.V. dripping with gold and getting away w/adultery, embezzlement, etc because their god doesn't seem to mind unless they get caught. The final step is to tell everyone you know about our Fellowship. We cannot grow without awareness. Remember, one day all will follow our Fellowship and no one will be working.
Let your search for true truth be over, or at least mildly amused at this point. (True Truth?)
"Everyone is going to someone else's hell."