Ozzy and
Drix Episode Guide
This is my personal Ozzy and Drix episode guide, having seen all of the
episodes I decided to make one up. Forgive me if the info isn't 100 percent
correct, it's been a while since I've seen the series. I wish I had a bunch of
screen shots to go with these but I've looked all over and I've only been able to find
like five really tiny pics from the show. I have found that kidswb.com has started
makign a screenshot gallery but their site navigation is so bad, that's it's really
difficult to locate. This episode guide contains major spoilers of the episodes,
just to let you all know. Some of the eps have complete guides while others have
short summary paragraphs instead of a play by play. This is because I've forgotten
the details in most of the episodes since I haven't seen the series in a very long
time. Forgive me if the episodes are a bit out of order.
Season 1
Episode 1: Home with Hector
The first episode in the
Ozzy and Drix saga. It starts out with Osmosis Jones and Drix still inside
Frank. They are in hot pursuit of Scarlet (AKA Scarlet Fever who sounds like he has
this odd English accent and reminds me of a pink Randall Boggs from Monsters Inc.) who is
in the process of buying a new car, which he ends up stealing after refusing to pay for
it. After a little car chase, and car wreck it looks like Ozzy and Drix have finally
caught Scarlet, wrong. A mosquito has landed on Frank and decided to suck his blood,
sucking up Osmosis Jones, Drix and Scarlet as well. Through the mosquito the three
of them are transported to the City of Hector when the mosquito lands on his face and is
swatted by Hector. Both Ozzy and Drix are rescued before Ozzy coagulates by the HPD
and are brought inside the body. Once inside, they are brought to the mayor's office
where Ellen Patella (Ozzy's new lawyer) tells them where they are and Ozzy manages to
almost instantly get on the bad side of the stubborn 13 year old Mayor, Paul
Spryman. Meanwhile Scarlet is off to the liver where he starts to drink the insulin
there and he gets bigger, stronger and more powerful (now he looks like a red, yellow
striped, supped up Randal Boggs!).
Osmosis
and Drix are now being transported by police car (I think to be flushed) after getting
Spryman angry. They run into Scarlet, who is attacking a certain part of the
city. Chief Gluteus and Maria Amino (as well as Ozzy and Drix) try to combat
Scarlet, and fail. Scarlet gets away and decides to head to the heart where he can
cause some real damage to Hector. Scarlet ends up hijacking a helicopter.
Meanwhile Ozzy is pursuing Scarlet by extending his legs and running on top of
buildings. When he reaches the helicopter, he manages to get inside and push Scarlet
out, who seconds later sticks a claw through the bottom of the chopper (this is where Ozzy
says his famous "Ah Booty Burn!" line) since he is hanging on the landing
gear. Osmosis flies the chopper to the spleen where the chopper crashes and Scarlet
dies after going through a set of large fan blades. At the end of the episode, Ozzy
and Drix establish their own detective agency behind one of Hector's eyes and decide to
stay and protect Hector.
Episode 2: Reflex
In this episode Ozzy
accidentally causes a a muscle spasm and as a result causes Hector to kick the school
bully. The bully, being like most bullies, challenged Hector to a fight after
school. After this Mayor Spryman starts to freak out and of course his solution is
to run away. However, Osmosis has other plans and knows that Hector has to stick up
for himself and fight the bully. Osmosis ends up going to the muscle/nerve control
center and hooks himself up to it, taking control of Hector's movements. After
school Hector shows up for the fight and is being controlled by Ozzy. Ozzy ends up
doing some whacked up kung fu moves and literally scares off the bully as a result.
Episode 3: Strep-Finger
This is the
second episode with the return appearance of Tim Curry's voice, this time as Strepfinger
instead of Scarlet (for those of you who don't know, Tim Curry stared in the rather freaky
cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as well as playing Long
John Silver in "Muppet Treasure Island"). Anyway Hector gets sick
in this episode and Mayor Spryman calls in for reinforcements. So, Hector goes to
the doctor and gets an injection. This is when the super secret agent Penicillin G.
enters Hector's body. Osmosis gets jealous of him, saying that he could handle this
case. Penicillin takes off to go find the germ that's causing Hector to become
ill. He takes Drix as his new partner and Ozzy is left alone. The pair go to
this one place (don't remember where.. I think some place in the throat) and run into some
of Strepfinger's men who have the DNA disk which will be inserted into the Strepbomb to
make it work. They end up starting a landslide type thing with I think mucus or
phlegm and Penicillin G. gets coughed out of Hector. The bad guys get the disk.
Drix returns to Ozzy
and the pair track down the whereabouts of the germ Strepfinger at a casino. Ozzy
and Drix enter the casino looking for him. Ozzy is dressed as a secret agent in a
white tux and Drix has a black suit on. As soon as they enter the casino Drix spots
a pinball machine after Ozzy tells him to be cool. He says, "OOOO they have
pinball! YAY!" and goes off to play pinball.
Meanwhile Ozzy
runs into this one girl (don't remember her name, it was Sticky soemthing or other...) and
she takes him to Strepfinger. Ozzy and Strepfinger get into a game of Chinese Paper
Football, which Ozzy wins. Strepfinger gets into this "I never lose" bit
and Ozzy gets strapped to his chair (and so does the girl) and they get taken to the
lungs. There they get tied to a "Strepbomb" which Strepfinger explains he
will use to infect Hector. Suddenly Penicillin G. shows up with his jetpack and
frees Ozzy and the girl. Ozzy and Strepfinger fight and Ozzy ends up winning by
pushing Strepfinger out of the sack they're in and into the actual lung. With that,
Ozzy saves the day but Penicillin G. flies off with the girl and Ozzy is left with
nothing.
Episode 4: A Lousy Haircut
This episode
has the very first appearance of The Mole, who is in my opinion the single best character
in the show. Anyway this episode starts out with everyone complaining that Drix is
too big. Drix is having trouble fitting through doors, he's taking up too much
space, weighing down Ozzy's car, he's even blocking people's views at the movies and
causing cells to get mad at him. Outside the school nurse is doing a lice check and
all of the kids have lined up outside her office. Some of the girls are talking
about how embarrassing it would be to be found with head lice. This talk is making
Hector very nervous.
Upon hearing
this, Ozzy and Drix go to the mayor's office to check it out. When Ozzy sees a lice
egg in Hector's hair through the "eye cam" he start to freak out saying that
they have to get teams up to the scalp now. The Mayor, as usual totally ignores
him. As a result of this Ozzy and Drix head up to the scalp themselves with the help
of Ozzy's new contact, The Mole. The Mole leads them under the scalp and onto it
through this secret little door. Ozzy borrows a suit from the HPD so he can go
outside of Hector's body without coagulating. What Ozzy and Drix find are tons of
lice eggs. Ozzy tries to kick one off but hurts his foot in the process so Drix
suggests that they freeze the eggs off. Drix shoots all the eggs and Ozzy and Drix
proceed to kick them off. They get all of the eggs off but then they discover the
Mother Louse the laid them. Ozzy's suit gets ripped by the louse and Drix must
combat it alone. He ends up getting it off the scalp and causing it to fall to the
ground right before the nurse checks Hector's head for lice.
Hector is
clean and leaves the office quite happy and lice free. Drix grabs Ozzy and gets him
back inside the body before he coagulates. As it turned out, The Mole had secret
hidden cameras all throughout the scalp and caught Drix's heroics on tape. The tape
was now showing at the movie theatre, making all of the cells appreciate his large size
and Drix a star.
Episode 5: Oh My Dog
In this
episode Drix get a new pet, a little dog that he names Dander and Hector gets a new dog
named Uno. At the same time, a new allergen is lurking inside the city, destroying
things but just as soon as the cops arrive, it disappears. These attacks happen
several times and at each time, Dander is always at the scene so he is mistaken for the
allergen. Of course he isn't the allergen though. The allergen is actually
this annoying little guy with two thumbs who keeps saying "little things get
big". Osmosis knows that the allergen has two thumbs since his hand print was
left in the side of a building so when Osmosis meets this little guy and accuses him
of being the allergen after seeing his two thumbs, teh allergen transforms. When it
does it launches a Stage 3 attack which causes all of the white blood cells in the area to
stick to it. Dander escapes when the police car he's in stops because of the fact
that the white blood cells who are driving it get pulled to teh allergen. We find
out in this episode that Chief Gluteus is actually a muscle cell. Anyway Drix ends
up saving the day and stopping the allergen. As a result he gets to keep Dander.
Outside Hector also gets to keep Uno when his mom finds out that he's not allergic
to the dog, but instead he's allergic to flowers.
Episode 6: Street Up
This episode is
really funny. Drix wants to learn how to act "street smart" and hires a
guy named Smirch, who is really an acne bacteria bent on making a huge zit on Hector's
face. He gives Drix street lessons and teaches how to be street smart but is really
using Drix to get into an oil refinery. He shows Drix how to act, talk, walk and
dress street. He gives Drix street talk cards which are wrong interpretations of
what the guard that Drix encounters will be saying. The guard ends up running off
and Smirch breaks into the oil refinery, diving into the oil and growing to be really
large. I remember that they defeated Smirch with toothpaste from Hector's mouth.
That made him grow to be really tiny and Chief Gluteus put him in his pocket.
Episode 7: Gas of Doom
Arg mates!
Thar she blows, the great white bean! Hector eats the three bean casserole at
his school cafeteria and gets some serious gas build up. Maria Amino, Ozzy and Drix
commandeer a submarine to go into the small intestine and vaporize the "Great White
Bean". Maria tells Ozzy and Drix that the Great White bean took her father when
he was out in t he small intestine. He got trapped in a bubble of methane gas and
was never seen again.
Little do they
know that the ship's captain and crew have been replaced by a crew of viruses who plan to
give Hector a nasty case of gastrointesteritis. When the three get on the sub they
are tipped off that something is fishy when the captain doesn't even know the word
"dive" or doesn't know all of the controls for the sub. After Maria makes
the comment that "Shouldn't a captain know the controls of her own sub?" the
captain and crew of the sub reveal themselves as viruses and tell of their plans.
They tie Maria, Ozzy and Drix up and go out into the small intestine. They somehow
escape and Maria goes outside the sub to release the mini escape sub so that they can get
out. She sets the ship to crash into the Great White Bean, which creates a big
bubble of methane gas, trapping the viruses inside, and killing them before they can do
any damage.
Outside Hector's
internal pressure is really building and he had to relieve himself of it. He is
currently at the school's science fair. Hector's friend Travis has his cat play a
really loud note on the tuba while Hector goes over stands next to the rotting compost
pile that someone did for their project. It is there that he lets the pressure out
so to speak.
Episode 8: Where There's
Smoke
In my opinion, this is the
best Ozzy and Drix episode and is my favorite. It starts out with the holding of the
13th annual air fair. Spryman does his little speech and says that Metabolica will
be holding a concert for the fair. Meanwhile outside Hector is invited to smoke by a
9th grader (can't remember his name) after he is called over about the band shirt he's
wearing. Hector is obviously afraid of not being liked by this kid so he
smokes. Inside the body a haze of poisonous smoke fills Hector's lungs. Ozzy
recognizes it immediately and runs up on stage, yelling at everyone to get out. Some
evil laughter is heard as the bad guys, the chemicals in cigarette smoke, make their
appearance. Smog (I think, not sure if that's the right name for her), Tar and
Butane appear first. They kind of step out of the way and in a whisp of smoke
appears Nicotine (aka Nic who is almost cream in color. He has a head that reminds
me of the aliens from Aliens. His eyes are always glowing red, he has black claws
and this weird goatee type thing under his chin that looks like a small set of ant
mandibles. He's also tall, dressed in green and he has no legs but instead he ends
in a lit cigarette butt. He has what I think is an English type accent of some sort
which sounds really cool).
After
a bit of conversing, Butane tells Nic that he has to get Hector to smoke again. Just
then Osmosis spots Nic and yells his name. Nic ignores him and hijacks a car,
shoving his claws into the dash board and turning this little purple van into a really
cool looking black car. The group makes their getaway and Nic wonders outloud who is
in charge. Smog pics up this flyer from the backseat and hands it to Nic. On
the flyer is the advertisement for the Metabolica concert with "Mayor Spryman
Presents" on the top. They all laugh and Nic heads off to the diaphragm, where
the concert is being held. Meanwhile Osmosis finds Maria who has found what's left
of Nic's car. After figuring out that Nic is going for the Mayor, they rush to the
diaphragm. Backstage Nic is taking over the minds of the members of
Metabolica. To do it he sticks his claws into their heads and their skin turns gray,
their eyes glow green and they repeat "Nicotine" over and over again like
mindless mind control puppets. He then goes out on stage and transforms into a
punk rock type guy. He sings a short little song and his smoke creeps out from the
stage and takes control of every cell in the audience, including the Mayor.
Afterwards, he brings the mayor out to his limo. This is when Osmosis Jones shows
up.
Osmosis says something like "Hey Nic, don't you know this is a no smoking
area." Nic replies by saying, "That was funny the first five hundred times
I heard it." The limo then drives away and Osmosis and Drix are left to fight
Butane, Smog and Tar. Drix ends up getting frozen after one of his freeze capsule
shots are returned back at him. Osmosis is left to fight alone. He tries to
kick Tar but ends up getting stuck in him. "I bet this happens to you a
lot." He says, foot stuck in Tar's chin. "After a while, you get used to
it." Tar replies, swinging Ozzy around until he is released and crashes into a nerve
receptor. Butane runs toward Ozzy but he moves and Butane gets his hands stuck in
the nerve receptor. While he is getting electrically shocked, Smog and Tar try to
pull him out but that doesn't work and after a few seconds they get shocked too and later
explode.
Ozzy thaws Drix and
they head to the brain, where Nic is. Outside the guards have been brain washed so
Drix goes in as a distraction dressed as a girl in a plaid skirt looking for pituitary
class. They guards raise their weapons and like zombies say, "Destroy
her!" and chase after him. Drix runs away, screaming like a little girl.
With the guards gone Osmosis sneaks in. Meanwhile Nic has infiltrated Hector's
pleasure center with the help of the zombified mayor Spryman. Nic transforms again
into a really muscular version of himself (now his head looks a lot less like the alien
heads) and sticks his claws into Hector's pleasure center control area, changing the
objects that bring Hector joy (icecream, an electric guitar and one other thing that I
can't seem to think of right now) to a giant cigarette. Osmosis comes in and is
apprehended by the zombified Chief Gluteus. unable to stop Nic. It seems like Nic is
going to have his way and outside Hector is about to take another cigarette when Christine
walks by. He then refuses to smoke and Nic gets all mad, pumping more energy into
his pleasure center, making the cigarette larger and larger until it explodes, shooting
out sparks at Nic who gets plugged full of holes and shrinks. Everyone goes back to
normal and Osmosis squishes Nic under his shoe (Remember everyone, SMOKING KILLS AND IS
BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. NEVER EVER DO IT. I am proud to say that I am 100%
anti-smoker and anti-cigarette. They just totally suck.).
Episode 9: The Globfather
The
Mayor gets kidnapped aboard his own yacht by the notorious gangster Sal Monella. Sal
wants to use Spryman's boat to give dump toxic waste drums into Hector's digestive system
and give him food poisoning. Osmosis Jones and Drix have to save the Mayor and stop
Sal before he can accomplish this task. Osmosis tries a bunch of different ways to
get on the boat. I think he tries water skiing, catapulting himself and he
eventually gets on by enlisting the aide of a few kind fisherman cells. That's about
all I remember about this episode.
Episode 10: The Dream
Factory
Hector has been having a
reoccurring nightmare for the past week about a large black blob with red eyes and
tentacles. Not only has Hector not gotten much sleep, the cells in his body are also
suffering from insomnia. After being woken up for the third time in the same night,
Ozzy and Drix decide to go talk to the Mayor about this nightmare problem. When they
arrive Spryman is playing "Triple Bypass" while his advisors are rolling around
on the floor fighting with each other.
Meanwhile
outside the body Hector is at a crosswalk and is so tired that he walks into the street
when the crosswalk sign says "Don't Walk". Hector would have gotten hit by
an oncoming truck but Osmosis picked up the emergency hotline and ordered Hector's legs to
move backwards until he got back onto the side walk. After near death was avoided,
Ozzy urges the Mayor to stop the nightmare however, he can't since the subconscious part
of Hector's mind where dreams are broadcast are not under his jurisdiction. So Ozzy
and Drix travel to the subconscious where after talking with the Vice President and get
nowhere, decide to go visit "The Head" of Hector's dreams. When they enter
his office they find that he is nothing more than an all-powerful, glowing, floating
head.
The head reveals to the
pair that he knows what they are here for an in order to stop the problem they must defeat
the monster in Hector's dreams. He says that he'll give them a screen test to see if
they are worthy enough to be part of Hector's dreams. After being transported to
several different past dreams, they eventually get fed up and quit the screen test.
The giant head gets all angry and zap Ozzy with his laser eyes. Ozzy stands there
yelling for a moment and then he's like "Why am I screaming? This doesn't even
hurt!" It's at that moment that he spots a door in the back of the room with
light coming out of it, projecting the image of the giant floating head. Osmosis
marches through the door and meets the real Head of the Subconscious, this incredibly
short little cell. After threatening the little cell Ozzy and Drix get sent into
Hector's nightmare with a warning, whatever happens to them in the dream also happens for
real.
They
land in a spook swamp area with sharp, leafless trees. Hector comes at them
screaming and runs into the pair. Osmosis and Drix introduce themselves as a cold
pill and a white blood cell who live inside Hector's body. Hector doesn't really
believe them so they look at each other and change their story to space aliens.
Suddenly the black ooze creature attacks. Osmosis shoots it several times and it
gets smaller, shrinking into a puddle of nothing. When they think they've won, it
comes back, grabbing Ozzy by the leg. Drix then freezes it and shatters it.
Soon after, the monster reforms itself and then Ozzy tells Hector to imagine something
else, since it's his dream he can do what ever he wants. Hector does so and they
scene changes to a city. Everyone is now dressed in a superhero outfit, including
the nightmare who is now called "Doctor Nightmare". Hector is dressed as
"Super Hector" while Ozzy and Drix are dressed up as "Blue Boy" and
"The Atomic Rooster". Osmosis asks where these characters came from
and Hector says from a cartoon.
At that moment the
monster or Dr. Nightmare gets insanely huge, grabbing Osmosis and Drix, trying to crush
them in his hands. Osmosis shouts out to Hector that he can beat it if he isn't
afraid. After a few seconds of doubt, Hector finally works up t he courage to face
his fear. He tells the monster that he's not afraid of it anymore and it shrinks
down to a hand-held size. Hector grabs it and squishes it in his hand. After
he's beaten his nightmare Hector starts to dream about things that make him happy
again. The scene switches to him scoring the winning point in a basketball game and
then getting kissed by Christine. Ozzy and Drix are there as cheerleaders and Drix
has legs, which he does a little cheer for. When Ozzy and Drix return to the body,
they are watching the eye channel where Hector is tell his mom about his cool dream.
Hector says that in his dream he meets this really cool guy and Ozzy thinks it's
him. However, Hector says that his name was Drix, a cold pill and then says some
slang meaning that he's so incredibly cool. Drix has no idea what the slang term
means and bugs Ozzy about it. Ozzy, grinning, refuses to tell Drix.
Episode 11: Sugar Shock
This episode is just
really funny. Hector is overdosing on sugar, causing a sugar rush with in his
body. His cells are moving really fast for a while until the rush is gone, then they
move very slow and sluggish-like. Hector ends up falling asleep in French class
because he's eaten way too much sugar. His parents decide to put him on a no-sugar
diet since this wasn't the first time he's fallen asleep in class. Inside Hector,
all of his cells are too tired to do really much of anything, including Osmosis
Jones. In a quest to try and wake Ozzy up, Drix walks around town to an alley to
meet the Mole (the Mole rocks!). On his way (while wearing Ozzy like a scarf) they
run into all these little green bacteria running all around. The bacteria feed on
sugar and multiply when there is an abundance of it. Since Hector is being put on a
no sugar diet, Osmosis and Drix don't think the little bacteria will be a problem so they
ignore them.
Little
do they know that the bacteria have formed an army, which is lead by their General (he has
a really funny French accent), and they plan to raid all of the sugar reserves in
Hector. Meanwhile Ozzy and Drix meet up with the Mole who "mysteriously"
appears. Drix tells the Mole that they need something to give Ozzy some energy and
after Drix asks how the Mole gets his, the Mole reveals that he has a secret adrenaline
supply, which he says he won't give up. Drix give the Mole a wad of cash and the
Mole stuffs some adrenaline in Ozzy's mouth. He instantly gets and energy boost and
begins to dance around the screen for the next several minutes (which is entertaining to
watch). The Mole knows of the bacteria army and tells Drix where their next heist is
so Ozzy and Drix go there to try and stop them.
The
short little General tricks the guards in the sugar vault by saying there's a pizza
delivery man (the two guard cells have IQ of the guys from Dude Where's My Car?) and they
foolishly open the door. The bacteria overrun the vault and eat all the sugar,
multiplying. Ozzy and Drix arrive and start shooting some of the little green
bacteria. After the soldier's incompetent attempts to stop Osmosis and Drix the
General causes a cramp and crushes Ozzy and Drix. Later the find themselves tied to
a post on the molar. Hector has been grinding his teeth a lot lately because of the
sugar deficit and after telling the pair that the army is going to hit Hector's major
sugar reserve, they laugh and walk off. Osmosis escapes because he can squeeze right
through the thing that was used to tie them to the post in the first place. Then he
gets really tied again as the adrenaline wears off. To re-charge himself, he eats
Drix's energy capsule, causing him to go off the wall and untie Drix, getting them off the
molar. Ozzy then calls the Mole and tells him they they have a plan to stop the
army.
At the major sugar
reserve the Mole sets up his trap while outside Drix and Ozzie slow the army by causing
another cramp. The army eventually gets through and captures the both of them.
Inside the reserve, the Mole exposes his trap to the General and pulls a double
cross. The army then goes in and eats a bunch of sugar bags. But after they
did, they find out that what they ate wasn't sugar, it was salt. The Mole had
switched the signs outside the vault doors to trick them. Teh salt causes the army
to dehydrate and explode into green dust. Afterwards they congratulate each other
and the Mole tries to disappear mysteriously with a smoke bomb, which doesn't work so he
just walks out of the vault, locking Ozzy and Drix inside by accident.
Episode 12: Ozzy Jr.
This is the episode
in which Strepfinger makes his return. Osmosis thinks he's going to have a baby but
the truth of the matter is Strepfinger infected him with an intracellular bacteria that
will feed off of Ozzy and eventually spread to the rest of Hector, infecting him with a
disease. With the help of The Mole, Ozzy and Drix must once again stop Strepfinger's
evil plot.
Episode 13: Growth
It's election time in the
City of Hector and Mayor Spryman is up against a tough new candidate, Slyvian Fisher.
Fisher is a nerd, heck he even has a secret laboratory and hired thugs in the back
of his campaign HQ. He's using a secret growth formula to cause growth spurts
throughout Hector and then blame it on the current mayor, making him look very bad.
Ozzy, Drix and Maria
discover Fisher's lab while working at his campaign HQ because they all hate Spryman.
They get attacked by Fisher's hired thugs and then Fisher himself down the entire
flask of his own growth formula. This turns Slyvian into a hulking version of his
former self with a very limited vocab that consists of "Must crush Spryman".
He then goes on a rampage heading to the brain to destroy Mayor Spryman.
Ozzy, Drix and Maria
hightail it to the brain and end up chasing a truck of Slyvian's growth formula that was
to be dumped in Hector. They meet Fisher at the brain and using his own growth
formula against him, cause Slyvian to grow to the size and shape of a large beach ball.
The media shows up and Spryman takes all of the credit for Slyvian's defeat but
Slyvian rolls over on top of Spryman and finally get to "crush him".
Osmosis, Drix and Maria just laugh at him.
Season 2
Episode 14: Out of Body
Experience, Part 1
At the
beginning of this episode, Hector jumps off the high dive in order to impress Christine at
the urging of his best friend Travis. When Hector sees Chrstine, he slips and falls
off the high dive. Inside Hector Ozzy and Drix are hanging from the inside of the
windpipe fighting a rather large bacteria. The germ is hanging on one side while
Ozzy and Drix are hanging on the other side of the windpipe. Osmosis has the bright
idea to get launched out of Drix's arm and use himself as a grappling hook to get them
over to the other side. While Osmosis gets over safely, Drix ends up slamming into
the wall.
Outside,
Hector begins to drown and is pulled out of the pool. Christine says that she knows
CPR and does mouth to mouth recessitation on him in order to revive him. Back
inside, Osmosis and the germ are swinging punches. "This giant germ has a butt
the size of Guatemala!" Osmosis shouts to Drix. The germ replies by saying,
"Hey, I'm big-boned!" As Christine touches lips with Hector, Ozzy and the
germ get sucked out of Hector and into Christine. They both fall and Ozzy lands on
the floating, "Welcome to Christine" sign. As he does, he gets smacked by
the germ and the pair start to fall. Osmosis uses the germ as a cushion. As
soon as they land, the CPD arrive (they are all girls) and stop the germ. When
Osmosis reveals that he is from Hector, the girl cops go nuts over him, hanging onto him
and saying how dreamy Hector is.
Back in
Hector, Drix is with Maria and he reveals to her what has happened to Ozzy. Drix
reveals to Maria his plan via slideshow. The plan is to have Hector and Christine
get back in the water and swim close by each other, allowing Ozzy to swim back into Hector
from Christine. During the slideshow Drix accidentally shows one of his baby
pictures. Drix's arm is being used as the slide projector. Maria asks,
"Is there anything that arm of yours can't do?" and Drix replied to something of
the point of, "Well I can't get it to make a good milkshake." Drix and
Maria go to see Mayor Spryman about his plan. Spryman does not want Ozzy back,
revealing that he "really, really, HATES Jones". He's going to send his
brainless advisors to the fear center to make sure that Hector will never want to go in
the water again.
Back in
Christine, Ozzy gets taken to the mayor, who is also a girl and is pink and starts turning
girly and pink himself. Police Chief Maximus (who's eyes seem to give off a slight
feminine mystique) shows up and suggests that Ozzy be given a complementary dinner.
Cillia Tyson has to take Osmosis out, much to her dismay. She is the only cop in
Christine who is not crazy about Ozzy. While out, Osmosis turns pink again when he
see's a pink poodle. He also notes that Maxiumus is sneaking around and of course
being the curious cop he is, decides to follow him into an alleyway. Osmosis sees
Maximus meet with a germ called the Pnemoniac. Pnemoniac pays Maxiums 1/2 million
carbs for him and the CPD not to interfere with his plans of giving Christine viral
pnemonia. Clumsily, Osmosis Jones hits a wind chime and Maximus and Pnemoniac spot
him and start to shoot at him, each pulling out two guns. Osmosis runs and Maximus
announces to the rest of the CPD that Ozzy is a virus disguised as a cell. He also
tells the police to "shoot first, ask questions later".
Outside,
Christine comes by to see if Hector's alright. Hector's eye starts winking and he
can't stop it. Inside the winking is being caused by Drix who is sending a message
in morse code to Ozzy. The message is: "Ozzy we get Hector in pool with
Christine. You swim home". Christine says to Hector that she wants him to
go to the pool. The brain cells trigger Hector's new fear of water and he freak out,
making up reason why he can't. Christine leaves.
In Christine,
an all cell bulletin has gone out for Ozzy, a white blood cell disguised as a virus.
Some cops find him and start shooting at him. Osmosis runs but gets caught by
Cillia Tyson and is arrested. He then turns pink and asks is he can borrow her
lipstick. Previsously in the episode he told Officer Tyson after he turned pink that
is he ever asked to borrow her lipstick, she should slap him. That's exactly what
she does. Osmosis gets frisked and tries to say he's not the criminal, Maximus is.
Of course Maximus says that all of this is a lie and him being the most trusted
cell in Christine, is believed with out a shadow of a doubt. Osmosis gets loaded up
into a "paddy wagon" or police prisoner transport vehicle.
Once inside,
the corrupt chief reveals to Ozzy that he's not taking him back to the station like he
told Officer Tyson. Maximus reveals to Ozzy why he betrayed Christine. He was
sick and tired of being the ONLY male cell in a body full of female cells. He then
shoots Ozzy with a couagulation syrum filled dart and announces that he's going to take
him to the spleen to destroy him. Maximus stops the vehicle, picks up Ozzy and
tosses him in the spleen so that he'll get sucked in and chopped up by the large fan
blades. However, a rope from the bridge above the blades comes down and lassos Ozzy,
pulling him to safety. Officer Tyson sprays Ozzy with blood thinner and tells him
that she planted a wire on him; she had heard everything.
Outside
Christien is on the phone talking to a friend and saying that "mouth to mouth does
not count as a first kiss". Meanwhile Officer Tyson and Ozzy are crawing
through a capillary that leads to Maximus' office. They drop in and find the office
to be empty. they find the bag of money in a wall safe but as they turn to leave
Maximus appears, standing in the doorway. Maximus points his guns at them and Ozzy
turns pink again, asking for a tissue.
To Be Continued...
Episode 15: Out of Body
Experience, Part 2
Osmosis
changes back, grabbing a piece of ugly modern art that looks and is shaped like a shield.
He blocks Maximus' fire until the autoguns that come out of hidden wall panels turn
on and start firing. Maximus takes cover behind his desk. He gets on the
intercom and tells everyone that Ozzy and now former Officer Tyson are in the building.
Tyson and Osmosis dive down a chute and land in a pool of snot in the nose.
"Why couldn't it have been teddy bears, a whole pile of plush, snuggly, teddy
bears!" Osmosis whines, once again turning pink.
The pair
decide to go to the Mayor for help but when they get there they find that Maximus has
already gotten to her first. Maximus lies, saying that Jones is paying off Tyson
with the 1/2 million carbs. While in the office he gets a phone call from Pnemoniac,
asking if the plan is still on. Maximus replies with a simple "yes".
Osmosis and Officer Tyson hide out in the REM room. Ozzy plugs his cell phone
into a power conduit in the REM room, he is trying to call Drix through an ESP frequency.
Drix is in their detective agency office trying to make a milkshake with his arm.
He answers Ozzy's call and Ozzy explains to him that he's been turning pink and
acting all girly. Drix identifies his problem as "gendermorphation"; a
change that happens to a cell of one gender that is trapped in the body of another gender.
In time that cell will eventually become of the dominant gender. The pool
plan is still on.
Tyson decides
that they are going to need a little help so they head to the PI office where Drixine, a
female verson of Drix is. She is green and yellow instead of red and yellow and is
wearing hair curlers. The three go to a club in disguise ot try to find out the
Pnemoniac's plan and stop him. Osmosis is dressed up like a whore. He hwas on
a purple tube top and a purple mini-skirt and is wearing make up in his pink, girly form.
A germ starts hitting on Ozzy and Tyson gets him to back off when she says that
Ozzy (he has a girl name though) is the Pnemoniac's "main squeeze". The
germ instantly backs off. The trio locate pnemoniac in the back room. The set
up is very much that same of as it was in the movie. There are germs gathered around
the warroom table (it has a map of Christine's body on it) and the Pnemoniac is at the
head of it revealing his plan. Osmosis gets all obnoxious and asks TONS of questions
(like in the movie) and eventually gets discovered. While they deal with the other
germs Pnemoniac and Maximus leave to begin their evil plan.
Tyson and Ozzy
end up heading back to the police HQ to pick up a jet scooter. Ozzy morphs again and
won't snap out of it this time. Thee armed officers come into the room. Tyson
asks Ozzy if he's morphed completely and Ozzy answers, "Only my hair dresser
knows". She shakes him before that to get him to snap out of it and he whines,
"Ouch, you're brusing me!". He does however snap out of it and goes to
start the scooter, grabbing Tyson and flying out the roof of the building. He
crashes through it actually, making his own exit.
Outside,
Hector and Travis are at the pool. Travis is trying to get Hector to go into the
water but he refuses. Inside the fear center the two brain cell advisors are getting
really hungry. Maria and Drix leave a cart of waffles in the hallway and go into the
room, freezing it off once the brain cells are out in the hallway. They can't turn
Hector's fear of water off so Drix tries to rip apart the circuit board and get it to turn
off that way.
Pnemoniac and
his viruses are now in Christine's nose. There are literally thousands of pnemonia
viruses that look just like pnemoniac only most of them have wings. Pnemoniac gives
Maximus another 1/2 million carbs, telling him not to loose it this time. Suddenly,
Osmosis shows up with the scooter and starts shooting. Outside Christine wants
Hector to go into the water with her and race her. After some persuesion, he finally
dives in, overcoming his fear himself. Maximus and Pnemoniac fire back but are
stopped when they find that the Mayor and the CPD have shown up and are beating back the
hordes of pnemonia viruses. The pair are aprehended. As Osmosis goes ot make
his exit, he says goodbye to Tyson. He exits through the tear ducts and into the
pool water, going back into Hector on the scooter. It cuts back to show Maximus
getting arrested and Pnemoniac yelling at him that he said they wouldn't get caught.
The mayor decides to promote Officer Tyson.
Back in
Hector, Drix, Maria and Ozzy see Christine's eye start twitching. It is
relaying a message to Ozzy in morse code. It says, "A big thanks from
Christine's new Cheif of Police, Cillia Tyson".
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