Alfie : Hilary's pet guinea pig

American Dreams : show on NBC Hilary religiously watches.

Argie : name for Mark's blanket when he was 5. Usually used to refer
        to things he is attached to.

As the rush comes : song by Motorcycle that Hilary adores.

b-erd : bird, either tweet-tweet or her professor.

blue : Hilary's fave color.

Bo-In : the planes. Normal people say it Boe-ING.

Brian Regan : Hilary's fave comic and lover.

Brooklyn Madison : a name planned for one of Hilary's poor kids.

Bruce Moose : huge ass stuffed moose that Hilary sleeps with.

but Ricky! : famed Lucy Ball whine that Hilary can do pretty damn good.

Candie's : Hilary's fave platform sneakers.

Caramel CRUNCH bar : Hilary's fave chocolate treat.

Claire's : place to get all your glittery, kandie kid needs.

cloudieskie : Hilary's techno name. Shorten forms - cloudie or skie.

Clubland : club in Northern Ireland that Hilary will visit one day.

Chambord : Hilary's pet turtle she won't shut up about.

Chamie : the turtle's nickname.

crazy hils : nickname and Hilary's AIM screenname.

Crystal Method, The : Hilary's fave techno/rock group.

Cucumber-Melon : Bath&Body Works scent that Hilary splashes on.

Dale Jr. : Hilary's fave NASCAR driver.

David Wells : Hilary's fave baseball player.

dj artek : dj Hilary likes to throw on in the car.

dough-a : door.

Emerald Cove Point N.A.S. : 80s tv show that brought about Hilary's name.

fieldtrip to Ireland : Hilary getting an itch for cute guys and techno.

Gabriel : boy's name Hilary wishes to sneak into one of her son's names.

GermanMongoose : Hilary.

GIR : Hilary's fave cartoon character.

glitter : shiny stuff to wear.

glowstuff : objects of Hilary's that glow-in-the-dark or under blacklight.

going to clubland : phrase indicating Hilary's need for some techno.

gowen : going.

gun-a : going to, or gonna.

Hil : shortened form of Hilary that we all call her

hilarymarie : how Hilary signs her name randomly

Hil-a-tree : old nickname from high school that unsurfaced

hils : special nickname given to Hilary. Don't call her this unless you have permission. 
       You'll know if you do

If You’re Not the One : Daniel Bedingfield song that makes Hilary cry.

Invader Zim : Nick cartoon show that Hilary adores.

IrishMongoose : Hilary's friend Eileen.

I saw a squirrel : Invader Zim line Hilary says whenever she sees a squirrel.

Jacqueline : Hilary's confirmation name.

kandi : bracelets ravers make and trade.

Kandie Kid : nickname for ravers.

Kandie : Riksta's nickname for Hilary.

la la la : sung to the Smurf song theme. Hilary has a techno song that 
           goes that way.

love-ed : love.

mah : my.

mahm : mom.

Mah Moose : name of affection for things Hilary is attached to. Lately 
            it has been a lunchbox, a stuffed moose, and a guy. 
            related: Where's Mah Moose?

Mass-a-chew-shits : Hilary honestly trying to say Massachusettes.

Matthew Langston : planned name for Hilary's son.

Maw-me : mommy. Oddly familiar to Tommy.

Meep : response to ornk.

mentally ill hil : another nickname turned screenname for Hilary

Michigan Boy : Hilary's nick name for her prof who starts numerous stories
                with, "when I was a boy, growing up in Michigan..."

Mongoose : used with an adj as a prefix to describe people. And yes, even
           you have one, too.

more gooder : phrase from Opie and Anthony that Hilary has adopted.

Moosen: Hilary's beloved stuffed moose.

mutha : mother.

My-stang : a Ford Mustang, which Hilary hopes to own one day.

Nebuchan : one of Hilary's fave beats.

ness : suffix added to words to make them Hilaryed.

New Hamper : New Hampshire when Hilary gives up trying to say it right.

New Hamp-sheer : Hilary not being able to say that state.

New Jersey Devils : Hilary's fave hockey team.

New York Yankess : Hilary's fave baseball team.

noo : new. To pronounce, think moo with an N in front instead of a M.

ok, terrific : O&A phrase that Hilary says after someone says something weird.

Opie and Anthony : Hilary's fave radio personalities. Were on the know
                   defunct WNEW 102.7. Currently suspended. O&A.

Ornk : random noise to signify speechlessness.

Pammy : Pamela Anderson

Pammy shoes : stilettos

PepsiBlue : Hilary's fave drink.

Pepsi Vanilla : Hilary's second fave drink

phrase. clause. sentence. : Hilary's response to "Word".

piggie : people Hilary likes; friends.

platnium : what Hilary wears in a non-bling-bling way.

random acts of : a Hilary phrase with no meaning.

Richard Dean Anderson : the cause of Hilary's name. 

Ricky Rudd : Another fave NASCAR driver.

Riddler, the : dj on 103.5 KTU that Hilary loves

Rikstaboogie : nickname for our friend Richard. Stands for Rik likes to 
               boogie. Also - Riksta.

ring pops : lollipop on a ring. Hence the name. Hilary only eats the 
            strawberry ones.

Roman Catholic : religion of Hilary.

Sailor Moon : anime from childhood that Hilary enjoys.

Saturday Night Fever : Hilary's favorite movie ever.

Schnapps : Hilary's other turtle we never stop hearing about.

sexyness : Hilary's interjection for "cool".

shoo : shoe

sin-oh-miN : faltering over yet another word.

Skylar Rose : planned name for Hilary's daughter.

SquirrelMongoose : Hilary's brother.

St. Hilary of Poiters : Hilary's patron saint. Interesting dude.

Taw-me : Tommy.

Taw-moose : Hilary making ANOTHER variation of my name

Taw-mus : Thomas.

TomMongoose : me (Thomas).

tulips : Hilary's fave flower.

Van Halen : Hilary's fave rock band.

Viscid : Hilary's fave local band. www.viscidmusic.com

Well, you're a moose. : we don't know wtf that means.

Where's Mah Moose? : Invader Zim line Hilary says when she is looking for
                      something. 

Willie : Hilary's mom's pet duck that Hilary hates.

wings : body part Hilary wishes she had.

we-erd : weird. And it is.

Zorks: exclamation.


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