My three weeks away . . .
okay, my people, so now i will be coming back. I am going to force you all to eat out with me because i am very hungry after these years of starvation. I have that hungry look in my eyes, the kiind you get from not eating for a long time. you nkow the one i mean. I will be posting more as soon as i build up my strength. i will be back this weekend, and i expect a party. the end. Oh, and has Elaine managed to hit anyone yet?

sigh..................
hitgirl, i do not mean where do the yearbooks come out, i mean where do the gov't folk hang? Gosh. Now, i simply must know their grades in those classes. Here is my theory (as you have not figured it out yet): If they are good in religion, would they want to be in the mafia? Well, probably like most of us they are just parroting it back at Sr. Cathy like the rest of us. So, we find out how good they are at their foreign language (ie, their parroting class) and so we can tell whether they really have good morals or not, and thusly aid our search to find student gov't ties. You see? Of couse you do . . .Amber, truthfully, i do not think that people would be too scared if they found a tampon in their locker. Maybe if you cut the head off and put it in their bed, they'd be afraid, but most likely not. And what it with your obbsession with tampons latey? I am getting worried about you, but whatever.
-Official Cohort

The real case of blatant misunderstanding
Well, hitgirl, i apologize for the case of blatant misunderstanding regarding the alleged case of blantant misunderstanding. In any case, just finish up. Now, i do not care whose classes they are in. I only want to know what grade they get in religion and foreign language. it dont matter which one. Their GRADES! and soon. You must be quick with the info if you want to be informer # 1. Seriously . . .anyway, get everyone on student gov't, council, etc. . ., and who they hang w/.
And i want names. When is yearbook coming out?
You outta know.
Anyway, also, where.
I don't care if they are in honors. you cant be in honors rel or lang. so it dont matter. Cant you see ther obviousness of why i only need those classes? If you cannot i suggest visiting some riddle sites and honing up your inference skills. Well, good job so far but keep posting.
-Official Cohort

Stupid . . .
A case of blatant misunderstanding has occured. Elaine, no wonder Jackie Vu was not giving you any money. It is Jackie Carbajal that owes Amber. Jeez. Get on that right away, and dont screw up like that again. Also, read my post below from earlier today

ah, hitgirl, hitgirl, hitgirl . . . of freakin course i mean the next years student gov't. The one that will be in charge next time school convenes! Now, i want you to get the lowdown on the President, vice, treas., and secrtry., at least. What are their classes, any honors, who they hang with, their grade in religion, and in their foreign lang. class. Tell me who it is you already know on student gov't. You have successfully completed my part of your mission, but keep working on jackie. This is the part where you hafta use your brains. What would make her give yu the money? Seriously consider it. Also, never access this on the school computer. So, i am not sure that Liz and andrea are gonna be the next lessers. I am not sure who to choose. Anyway, bring a bunch of candy to school on monday, everyone. It is time to make some bribes. Lesse, what else . . .
Oh yeah, keep working on getting new people, but tell me first before you hire anybody. I will stay on the lookout too.
-Official Cohort

Well hitgirl, now that i think of it . . . i see you have a point. . . You are not exactly lesser hitgirl material. The informant biz is much more your dealy, so i think that we should start you on that. I have some possible lesser hitgals lined up, begging for the job, but none of them has quite the hitgirly charm. I suppose they would be good enough for an easy assignment, and we could always recall you if there was a real importanto mission. Like Andrea and Liz, they were asking for the job. Liz was cajoling and heckling me quite fiercely, i must say. But I do not think that they are quite what we need right now, although they are certainly loyal. We will have to debate on this . . .Also, other Cohort, you have to okay them, so i have not given anything out yet.
Hitgirl, try to complete your assignment by the end of this week, or we shall be forced to take you off active duty and finish it ourselves. And you know that it is not dignified for mafians of our stature to be acting as our own hitpeople. Anyway, you have another assignment. Keep your eyes open and enact operation hummer in 5th tomorrow. Make sure everyone knows. Also get some info on the student government for this year. I think it is time to get ourselves some political ties.
--Official Cohort.

Holy Sweet Jesus!
Holy Sweet Jesus! I pratically had the brain bored offa me. No offense to you, my brethren, or rather sisteren, or . . . well anyway the short and longer of it is that you had better appreciate the things i do for you, becuae that confirmation nearly killed me. I am happy for you and all, and your guys's part was . . .uh . . . nice . . . but it sucked for me. After they kicked me out of the parish hall i went to sit in the car and lissen to the radio til the thing started. Then i got bored so i called melanie and annoyed her for a long time, til it was about 8:00 because she hadda go. but then i had nothing to do. So i went into the church. I was just in time to hear Hitgirl talk . . .goodjob btw, but anyhausen, i am never going back to church as long as i both shall live. Finito. Finiti. I shall become a buddhist. Or a cult leader. Don't forget to read my earlier posting from today.
-- Official Mafia Cohort

The Day of
Hello again! Today i have mucho importanto mews, but before you read that you should read the comments section. . .
Okay, so finished with that . . . Operation Sand Blindness is postponed. We are reaplacing it with Operation Hummer. Be sure to spread it around. It is only some minor dealy, but it should be some good clean mafia fun! Okay, so, in your boring old class, math english, er . . . all of them, you start humming really really, quietly, and you get the other people from across the room to join in. Sounds like one hum, but will drive the teacher (Elhabr) crazy cherries. Keep it under wraps, and wait to be informed of more difinitive ventures.
-Official Mafia Cohort

The First Entry
Hello, my mafia cohorts! I am writing to you from the seat of civilization (no i do not mean the toilet), i mean my house. Anyway, Now that we are online we shall be able to accomplish more mafia like nefarious deeds. lol. Anyway, Tamargo, you come here for your new assignments and to tells us how they went. amber, you post them to her. Well, i think that is about it so i will see you all later. P.S. to go backto the official area mafia site, click on this