Holy Sweet Jesus!
Holy Sweet Jesus! I pratically had the brain bored offa me. No offense to you, my brethren, or rather sisteren, or . . . well anyway the short and longer of it is that you had better appreciate the things i do for you, becuae that confirmation nearly killed me. I am happy for you and all, and your guys's part was . . .uh . . . nice . . . but it sucked for me. After they kicked me out of the parish hall i went to sit in the car and lissen to the radio til the thing started. Then i got bored so i called melanie and annoyed her for a long time, til it was about 8:00 because she hadda go. but then i had nothing to do. So i went into the church. I was just in time to hear Hitgirl talk . . .goodjob btw, but anyhausen, i am never going back to church as long as i both shall live. Finito. Finiti. I shall become a buddhist. Or a cult leader. Don't forget to read my earlier posting from today.
-- Official Mafia Cohort

The Day of
Hello again! Today i have mucho importanto mews, but before you read that you should read the comments section. . .
Okay, so finished with that . . . Operation Sand Blindness is postponed. We are reaplacing it with Operation Hummer. Be sure to spread it around. It is only some minor dealy, but it should be some good clean mafia fun! Okay, so, in your boring old class, math english, er . . . all of them, you start humming really really, quietly, and you get the other people from across the room to join in. Sounds like one hum, but will drive the teacher (Elhabr) crazy cherries. Keep it under wraps, and wait to be informed of more difinitive ventures.
-Official Mafia Cohort

The First Entry
Hello, my mafia cohorts! I am writing to you from the seat of civilization (no i do not mean the toilet), i mean my house. Anyway, Now that we are online we shall be able to accomplish more mafia like nefarious deeds. lol. Anyway, Tamargo, you come here for your new assignments and to tells us how they went. amber, you post them to her. Well, i think that is about it so i will see you all later. P.S. to go backto the official area mafia site, click on this