The chant begins, slight at first and then becomes deafening.
Spaz: You’re Clown can’t come out here and make you laugh at present. I’m not quite sure what he’s doing in his locker room, but it sounded un-Godly. No, he will not come out and perform deeds normal Clowns do, such as juggle and fit into small cars. This Clown wrestles for some unknown reason. You run away to the circus if you are rejected, but this guy is so messed up, he even got rejected from a bunch of weird and random nomads who lug a large striped tent around!
Slappy my friend, you need some counselling, I mean seriously you have some issues, try to fit into modern day society. The NMW isn’t a circus.
Spaz hands the mic to Cheap Shot.
Cheap Shot: Wise words from out Commish there. Whoa, look out Slappy. Next up we have a man who’s talent is too hot to touch! Please welcome to the microphone InFeRnO!!
Inferno: Has anyone ever told you, you’d make a tremendous ring announcer? Anyway If I were to talk about the match on Sunday I would only be repeating what has already been said. So that I shall not speak of. I made my debut in the NMW last week. That was big enough, but last week is nothing compared to what will happen this week. All rumours will be revealed this week. There is a supreme power on it’s way to the AWO. Something that will make us…Invincible!
The crowd shouts out all at once “Who is It?!”
Inferno: I’m sorry you’re going to have to wait for Sickness. All we be answered, just stay tuned.
Inferno hand the mic to Spaz.
Spaz: And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Lets hear it for you NMW Champion, the myth, the legend, the showstopper! CHEAP SHOT!
Again, the crowd does not cheer, only jeers.
Cheap Shot: Thank you, thank you, so did you hear about that airline food. Whoa they’ve now…
He is cut off by Spaz who nudges his ribs and whispers that this isn’t a comedy gig.
Cheap Shot: It’s not? Uh, shucks. I need that turtle! Where is he? Oh man check out that cuttie in the front row! Haha *hiccup*.
Suddenly the AWO members realise that while they have been talking, Cheap has being having Fluffy Duck and consequently has gotten himself drunk.
Spaz: Well I suppose you will hear from Cheap Shot, another night. The AWO wishes all you folks a great night.
Cheap Shot stubbles out of the ring followed by High Impact as they dodge the flying bottles and popcorn being thrown at them.
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