The Dominant's Handbook
as written by:
If there is ever any doubt as to who is in charge, or who is right, refer back to Rule #1.
The submissive/slave shall show respect for her/his Dominant at all times...always ensuring that He/She feels loved and that He/She is a special and important person in the submissive's/slave's life. In return, the Dominant shall make the submissive/slave feel special, cared for, loved and the most important person in the Dominant's life.
Any submissive/slave following the rules in The Not So Submissive Submissive's Handbook (otherwise referred to by the Dominants as "that publication written by two SAMS with too much time on their hands") shall be severely punished, providing the psychiatric tests come back showing that the submissive/slave is mentally stable. If the results prove her/him to be temporarily insane (why else would a submissive/slave even think of following such rubbish?), the Dominant will excuse the submissive/slave on grounds of temporary insanity and no punishment will be given.
Never tell a joke or piss off your submissive/slave when she has your winkie in her mouth:). (Hey folks, sorry...not my words. This one was submitted <yep...I said submitted> by a Dominant.)
When the Dominant feels that the submissive/slave is about to cross a fine line, it is the Dominant's responsibility to make that line more easily seen (i.e. darker, wider, etc.), thereby possibly preventing the submissive/slave from crossing over the line. (One very dear Domme just pointed out that said line should be across the submissive's/slave's arse.)
The Dominant shall at no time injure/harm the submissive/slave. There is a difference between inflicting pain and being abusive. At no time shall a Dominant be abusive, either physically or emotionally.
The submissive/slave shall never take the Dominant's collar that He/She placed on the submissive's/slave's neck and use it for the dog.
The submissive/slave shall never use the chaining station as a clothesline for her/his stockings.
When playing with your new Dominant, the submissive/slave should never tell the Dominant that her/his former Dominant was much better with a flogger. The consequences for such action may cause irrefutable harm, such as the submissive/slave sitting on the sidewalk/curb looking for a new Dominant.
The submissive/slave is never to tell the Dominant that He/She hits like a little girl...even if it's true.