How many Masters does it
take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a laundrymat a really bad place to pick up a kajira?
Because a kajira who can't even afford a washing machine will never be
able to support you.
Kajira are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to
want to shoot it.
I kollared Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my kajira for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
Bigamy is having one kajira too many. Some say monogamy is the same.