Which is why sites like these have to come into existence.
To those who do not know, a MiST is a fanfic, created and written by an extremely moronic writer without one ounce of talent. It is then taken by another writer (probably someone with temperamental issues). This second writer interjects different writing between the lines of the first person's story in order to poke fun at the horrendous story.
Either that or shame the first person into writing some decent fanfic for once. The end result can be either a very humorous tale or a very cruel one. We're hoping for the latter in this case.
A few quick bits of information you should know before reading further. These MiSTs were done for fun, not for profit, not for anyone else's entertainment, but because these two writers needed to let out quite a lot of steam due to the craptacular amount of bad fanfic.
These stories revolve around Harry Potter and are MiSTed by Slytherins. And one Gryffindor. Would rather see them done by all Gryffs? Go elsewhere. Simple as that.
These are not nice Slytherins. Profanity will be used as well as sexual themes. These are not for the kiddies. Don't like it, leave.
In short, if this floats your boat, feel free to go through our achievements. If not, then piss off.
Updates
Precisely what it's called. Nothing all that special, just enough to keep people informed.
Last updated: 09/28/05!
Cast List
A very short introduction as to our list of MiSTers and just what the hell they're doing in the infamous theatre.
Series fics
Normally, we enjoy subjecting the MiSTers to long, badly written fanfics with several chapters. See them break and fold under the strain of too many Mary Sues.
One Shots
Single chapter MiSTed fics. Still as badly-written as the multi-chaptered ones and just as vomit-inducing.
Gifts
This page has fans! Real, actual fans that know how to work their way around a keypad! Who'd a thunk?!
Hate Mail
A page that will, potentially, be full of hate mail that our beloved viewers have sent us. For all you slow ones, this is the opposite of the gifts section.
Who We Are
Pseudo-biographies of the two writers who created this page and just why in hell we're MiSTing these godawful fics instead of letting them rest in obscurity where they belong.
Links
Just as it's described. A list of links that will take you to several other sites with MiSTs or sites that provide good fanfic. Yes, they do exist out there.
Disclaimer
In short, just covering our asses.
Most images and pictures here are the work of Naomi.