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Forward :
The wXw started up six
very long months ago, and well its has been a very long road for
every one involved, but one superstar has been in the wXw since
day number one, his name? Chris Jericho....his goal? To win the
wXw World Championship, its clearly the most important title,
but only one man out of the 42 on the wXw has the honour of
holding the gold, but who's it gonna be?
Because, This
is finally it, 5 months ago Y2J Chris Jericho began what has
turned out to be a five month road to Wrestlemania, Back in
January, Chris Jericho after the Royal Rumble Pay Per View sealed
his shot at the most important title in our business today, the
wXw World Heavyweight Championship, and now in his sixth month in
wXw, Chris Jericho has his shot at becoming the best in wXw, with
a record of Seven wins, and only one loss in that time, Jericho is
eager to prove that he is better than any comer. T
wo weeks ago,
Triple H became the man to face Y2J in the Wrestlemania main
event. Jericho and Triple H are two of the best that wXw will
possibly ever enter the wXw, but, which one is better? Well, come
Wrestlemania, we are finally going to find out, when one of them
walks out with the World Heavyweight Title around their waist.
From Paul Heyman's evil mind, "The Punisher" has been devised,
30 tonnes of pure steel will entrap The King Of The World, and the
Game, and we are finally going to find out who is going to come
out on top. Will Jericho's five month wait be for nothing? Or will
the Hell In A Cell match take its toll on the Game?
(:|
The scene
opens as we a shot of a pretty big building, two stories high,
basket ball court on one side, a bicycle shed on the other, with a
couple of bikes thrown up against each other, and about 20 feet
removed on the two story building, a massive, what can only be
described as Community Hall, The small gates into the building
creek, due to lack of oil as they slam open and closed in the
wind, the camera zooms out further, and a long stretch limo pulls
up, the camera moves around to the front of the car to take a look
at the number plate of the car, and it read "Y2J #1" the
door opens slowly of the limo, the drivers door, and we see two
feet land on the concrete pavement below, the camera moves up
along the guys body, slowing a suited man, with a typical drivers
hat which is common to see limo drivers wear, he makes his way to
the back of the car, opens the back door, and out pops the familiar
figure of Chris, equipped with his sunglasses, he puts on foot out
of the car, and he looks over the top of the vehicle at the
building, lowering his glasses from his eyes, and gives a little
rye smile |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Yeah, this is
the right place.
-(:|"The
Driver" Mr. Benjamin|:)-
Very good
Sir, do you want to get out here and I will go and find a place to
park?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Yeah sure,
Come on Victoria.
(:|
Chris Jericho
gets out of the limo and stretches his arms high up into the air,
and he is followed out by Victoria, who herself is dressed in a
long black coat, and leather boots, she looks kind of surprised
when she turns around and looks at the building behind her |:)
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
So this it?
Pffft, Kinda small, thought it was going to be as big as the white
house the way you were talking about it!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Kinda small?
Are you kidding me? Look at it Vic, this is where the magic all
happens!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Magic?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Hell yeah, I
mean, this place is second only to Stu Harts dungeon up in
Calgary, this place is where champions are made, Eddie Guerrero ,
Chavo Guerrero Junior, Ultimo Guerrero, Mankind, Myself, this is
where we got our education about the wrestling business, and look
at all of us today!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Chavo and
Eddie came here too?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Yeah, it was
a kind of tradition, a mexican tradition, this is the place all
Mexicans came each and every weekend, to learn what the big time
wrestling business was about! I can't wait on meeting the great
old guy himself once again, because, Di Nuccio was second to none
when it came to educating people about the wrestling
business.......and well, his prices were second to none aswell it
has to be said!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
DiNuccio you
said? I think I'ave read about this guy before! But why now, why
just before Wrestlemania would you visit the guy now?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
WHY?! Why?!
Isn't it obvious Victoria? Because, this guy was my inspiration,
he thought me every damn thing I learned, he is the reason I am
where I am today in wXw World title picture, and no doubt, its
going to be a time of need for me, with the toughest of opponents,
Triple H gunning for me.....many people favorite is Hunter in,
when your looking for someone to help you out DiNuccio, knows
EVERYTHING!
(:|
Y2J begins to
smile, while talking about his, once again we hear the creeks of
the gates into the grounds of the Wrestling School, as Y2J and
Victoria make there way inside, Y2J stops beside the door, and
looks at the stone slab on the wall, engraved in it it has neatly
the names of all the major wrestlers to ever step inside, Y2J
opens the doors slowly, inside we see an arena with a wooden
basketball like floor, it is extremely like the ECW arena, with a
pretty small balcony, small ring, the ropes look like they are dangling,
and the greenish colour of the canvas, Y2J smiles, as he sees two
guys with training gear, elbow pads, knee pads and head gear, and
he hears shouts of "alright-a! Do it! Do it.....NO, TOOO
SLOW, Take-a five mee-nut break-a" |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Still haven't
lost the old touch have we!
(:|
The guy
standing by the ring apron turns around, with a white and green
tracksuit on, and a black hat with the Italian flag on it, is the
figure of a pretty old man, he must be in his late fifties or
early sixties |:)
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
Oh, Momma
Mia, Chris Jericho, what a surprise!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Hey! What the
hell?! We were never allowed head gear we you trained all of us
all those years ago, I mean, damn!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
Things
change, Did you not bring Meee-ky with you?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Mee-ky? Oh
you mean, Micky, Mick Foley right? I haven't talked to Foley in
years!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
You ree-ly
think-a, that I don't know everything about thee business? You
should-a, know me better Chris! You would-a think-a, that after
all theese years my friend, you woulda learned something about us
Italians, we see and know every t-ing!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Well, you
have heard about wXw, I take it? This Sunday night at Wrestlemania,
Y2J is getting a chance to put the World title around my waist!
The biggest one of them all, at the biggest show of them all so
far! So, this being a huge opportunity for me, I think that it was
a fitting time to return to my wrestling roots......Because if
anyone can give me good advise, its my trainer, and mentor!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
Oh momma-mia!
You are ree-ly putting meee, on the spot, now!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
What do you
mean?
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
There is-a,
nothing else that I can-a, teach you now-a! You have been in thee
business for years and yeeers now my friend, and I know-a,
everything you will ever know right now....I can-a, only teach so
much-a, because the rest of thee knowledge can only be gained from
personal-a, experience! Kapésh??
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
I get ya!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
Because Y2J,
I'm certain you will get thee job done...one way-a, or other, you
always did, and you were one of my best-a, students in the last
couple of ye-ers! I never told you-a, but i had the highest
expectations for you, I tee-nk you can out wrestle anyone-a,
anywhere!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Coming from
you, that does mean a lot!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
And who is
this fine young-a lady you have by your side!
(:|
Victoria
begins to giggle |:)
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Nice to meet
you!!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
Momma Mia! If
I was only twenty yeers younger-a, You would have some competition
Chris for this lovely lay-dy!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Easy big man,
your not the Italian Stallion you used to be any more!
-(:|"The
Italian Ringmaster" Dominic DiNuccio
|:)-
Well-a, it
was so nice to meeeet you again-a, But if these guys don't want to
work-a in a pizzeria all their lives, I'm going to-a have to get
them working better than thee-is!
(:|
He then takes
Victoria takes him by the hand and kisses it, and he shakes hands
with Y2J, as he calls the guys back into the ring to no doubt try
to make them into wrestling machines! Then as Y2J and Victoria
begin to walk away again, we hits the thud of someone being
slammed to the canvas |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Man, he is
the best trainer than a guy could ever ask for!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Mmmmmmm, his
Italian accent is so hot!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Ha, don't
even think about it! He's like 50!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Oh I know! I
know! He is still more of a catch than Triple H is, despite his
age! That guys got the biggest noise i have ever seen! I mean,
talk about Pinocchio!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Haha!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
But he is a
tough son of a..........ya know?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
You know what
they say Victoria don't ya? Even a blind squirrel finds a nut
every once in a while, but this Sunday Night, Triple H isn't
going to find his nut! But make no mistake, Triple H only has ever
had one nut anywayz!!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
And it would
be really nice if he learned how to pronounce the words of the
English language properly!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
I AM THE
GAME-AHHHHHHH, AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD-AHHH!
(:|
Victoria
laughs at Jericho's Triple H impersonation |:)
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
*laughing*
shhhh, your embarrassing me! Someone will hear you!
(:|
Y2J opens the
door to leave the arena, allowing Victoria to walk out first.... |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
*under his
breath* You embarrass yourself enough on your own!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
What ya say?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
.....Nothing......
(:|
They reach
the limo, to where the driver has parked, he gets out as he sees
the couple head back to the limo and opens the door for Y2J and
Victoria to get in.... |:)
-(:|"The
Driver" Mr. Benjamin|:)-
Have a nice
reunion, sir?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Sir?
(:|
Y2J looks
over his shoulder but Victoria nudges him and whispers in his
ear... |:)
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Psst! He
means you!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
OHHHHH,
Really gotta get used to being called "Sir" especially
after I have that shiny prize around my waist, its about damn time
too, I mean, HELLO!? I beat Shawn Michaels, the man who was
supposed to be untouchable, he was supposed wipe the floor with
the Y2J according to well....everyone, commentators and pundits
alike, but did he? Eh, eh, no way, because on the big occasion,
the King of the World pulled a huge performance out of the fire,
and boom, just like that, I have the chance to do the same when I
take on Cripple H.....
-(:|"The
Driver" Mr. Benjamin|:)-
Well, I'm
glad things are going to for you, looks like you can quit those
adult movies then Victoria!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
WHAT THE
F###? Adult movies?! When the hell did I ever do "ADULT
MOVIES"
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Please tell
me i didn't just hear that! Umm, buddy, you better run, and run
quiet fast!
-(:|"The
Driver" Mr. Benjamin|:)-
Oh excuse me,
I didn't know it was a touchy subject, I didn't mean any harm by
saying that, i was just trying to make a poi.....
(:|
Right in mid-sentence,
Victoria kicks the driver square in the testicles, and he hits the
pavement with a thunderous thump... |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Now who's
gonna drive us home!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
OH MY GOD I
KILLED KENNY!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
You Bitch!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Damn! I have
always wanted to say that!
(:|
The pair both
laugh as the driver is still down lying on his side on the hard
concrete pavement beside the limo, he looks like roadkill after
being kicked in the balls by Victoria for him mentioning she was
in a porno...There isn't much things that can describe the pain
being felt by the driver, but as Jericho begins to poke him with
his shoe, there is only one thing the driver looks like, roadkill!
|:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
*shrugs* That
blow wouldn't have taken out Triple H for half as long as it did
to this guy!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Whys that?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Because
Triple H only has one ball!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
He's a one
testicled wonder?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
So rumor has
it!
-(:|"The
Crazy" Victoria|:)-
Nasty!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Well....
(:|
Jericho
chuckles away to his own amusing comments as the scene fades to
black |:)
(:|
As the next
scene starts, we Jericho enters the lobby of a five star hotel, he
looks around and walks in the door of the hotel, and the name
reads "Trinite Plaza Hotel", Jericho walks right up to
the service desk, and rings the bell, even though the receptionist
is right there sitting at her desk |:)
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Hello there,
how can i help you?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
How can you
help me? Do you know who I am?
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
No.......*shrugs*
But I'm sure your going to tell me!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
I am Chris
Jericho, I'm a HUUUUUGE wXw Superstar, and well, I just walked in
the door.....
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
And?
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Where the
hell is the red carpet?!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Red carpet?
I'm sorry, but we only roll out the red carpet when we are told to
do so!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Told to do
so?! I'M TELLING YOU TO DO SO!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
No, I mean
from like an authority!
(:|
Jericho chew
his gum, and raises his eyebrows |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
I'm telling
you from the authority of Chris Jericho
(:|
Jericho
points to himself |:)
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
No, no, no
*laughs* I mean like, from a state authority!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Are you
trying to disrespect me? I'm sick of guys doing that, do you know
that I have just walked back from the "local" community
hall, because my driver got kicked in the nuts! And let me tell
you, that local hall isn't very local! I just had to walk back SIX
miles, and I have a World Heavyweight title shot against Triple H,
a guy who wants to rip my head off, and I'm paying $69 dollars a
night to stay here and get disrespected? I lost to Spike Dudley
because of Stephanie McMahon, to say that this isn't a good week
for me has been a bit of an understatement and its supposed to be
the week of my life damn-it! Its supposed to be the week, were Y2J
FIIIIIIIINALLY gets that gold around his waist!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Ummm....Ooooooook
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Ok? OK?!
Thats all you can say to me? "OK"? No, every things not
ok! Do you know what it feels like to lose to Spike?!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Who the hell
is Spike?!?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Small midget
guy, about 150lbs, the second biggest jackass in the World Xtreme
Wrestling federation!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Second
biggest?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Of course
second biggest! I mean, no one can ever....E...E. ......EEEEEEEEEVER
take down the king of jackasses, no one will remove his crown as
the top jackass! Buuuuuuut on the other hand, i'm going to make
sure he doesn't have the right to call himself the wXw World
Champ, because thats going to be me, Y2J, The King Of The World,
The larger than life living legend that I am. I'm the guy that
nobody wants to face, because they know that Y2J is thee real deal
baaaaaby!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Well i'm sure
that you are!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
*Sarcastically*
Oh don't sound so convinced anyway! You should be bowing down in
my presence honey, i mean, your talking to a living legend!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Yes....I
don't know how i am containing myself!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
DON'T GET
SARCASTIC WITH ME LADY, I'M CHRIS JERICHO!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Yes, yes, for
the love of God i know who you are!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
I'm glad we
are clear on that!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Soooooooo can
i help you?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
*Jericho
winks* I'm sure you could *Jericho looks at her up and down* I'm
veeeeery sure you could, but you know, I'm too damn tired to do
any thing right now, because, i have one shot to makes things
right, and thats this sunday, because Y2J will become the first
E...E...EVER wXw Champion BABY!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Are you
trying to sexually harass me? Because if you are, your ass won't
be winning no championship Sunday, you will be too busy trying to
tunnel your way out of the local prison!!!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Oh hahaha,
your very very funny lady!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Funny? Do i
look like I'm joking?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Possibly! How
can you resist me? I'm one Sexy Beeeeeeeast!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Thats it, I'm
calling security!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Woah, woah,
woah, relax girl, relax! Lighten up a bit will ya?! All i'm
looking for is the key to my room, room 417!
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Ok, i'ill get
it for ya....
(:|
The
receptionist comes out of the back room with the key for room 417,
Jericho's room |:)
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Here ya go
(:|
She hands it
to him |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Well, you
took your damn time anyway!
(:|
She stares at
Jericho, if looks could kill, Jericho would be dead, but he just
turns his nose up at her, and walks off in search of his room |:)
-(:|"The
Receptionist" Amanda|:)-
Geeesh, what
a jackass!
(:|
Jericho is
seen walking down the narrow corridor of the hotel, and he is
looking left and right at the door numbers, and he comes to a door
marked "presidential sweet" |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Ah, this must
be the one!
(:|
Jericho takes
the key from his pocket, puts it in the keyhole, tries to turn it,
but....nothing |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
What
the.......
(:|
Y2J tries to
force it to turn |:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Stupid thing
isn't opening!
(:|
Jericho
starts to kick the door, to try and help it to open for him, but
he is picked up on the security camera positioned in the top right
hand corner of the corridor|:)
-(:|"The
Security Guard" Alexander|:)-
What the
bloody hell d'ya think your doing?!?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
This damn key
won't open my room!
-(:|"The
Security Guard" Alexander|:)-
And vandalizing
the door is gonna help matters is it?!
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
Well, maybe!
(:|
The nearly
seven foot tall security guard picks up Jericho like he was a
little child and throws him over his shoulder as Jericho begins to
scream|:)
-(:|"Highlight
Of The Night" Chris Jericho|:)-
WHAT THE
HELL, YOU CANT KICK ME OUT, I'M CHRIS JERICHO!
-(:|"The
Security Guard" Alexander|:)-
I don't care
if your Santa Claus himself, your outta here buddy!
(:|
The scene
comes to a close as Jericho is "escorted" from the
building|:)
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